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SHOULD'VE BOUGHT THE FUCKING DIP LAST WEEK EDITION
V-shaped recovery, CONFIRMED!!!

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/cbt/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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can we hold 2960 bros?

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Fuck anime

How long til $4000? July?

BOBO


BOBO ARE YOU OK


BOBO TELL ME IF YOU'RE OK

300 SPY EOD

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LYV is up 14% today. Good short opportunity?

We did it bros, we solved the economy!

Anime imageboard,

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A lot of local businesses have announced they're closing permanently. Retail chains are entering bankruptcy. The unemployment "raise" is keeping the average person happy for now, but things could go downhill fast when CARES runs out.

Next week

if only

Are you in your 60's? Why the fuck would you do that?

when does CARES run out?

No meme answers please

Typical time to develop a vaccine is 16 years

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WHY IS NASDAQ BEING SUCH A FUCKING BITCH AND UNDER PERFORMING

>16 years
You mean months.

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Not a meme. Today is only the beginning

TO THE MOON AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
youtu.be/atuFSv2bLa8

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WHY THE FUCK IS PELOTON DUMPING SO HARD TODAY?

SOXL is the answer

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Well every bitch with a microscope is working on this right now.

>bunch of service businesses are going broke! this is the end of the world!!1!!!

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Time for your puts to expire worthless _________

God damn bros. I had SPY 290c 5/20 I sold for $4.55 and its at $6.83 now. Missed out on $1300 more.

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when the fuck is the sell off? after hours?

I've been in cash since 2018, swung into stocks around march 13, but dipped out on april 14ish, and now I'm dipping out again. I don't believe in this run and I don't believe in these valuations. I'll DCA when things have stopped being such a shit show.

Fastest it's ever taken humans to develop a vaccine is 4 years

Now that the Great Nothingburger of 2020 is over, people are going outside to ride their bikes again.

Never new that stock market is that fake and gay. I am going back to crypto. Shitcoins are even more rational than this shit.

Whos ready for the epic dump before close?

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Inferior to TQQQ

I have £3000 of my net worth in an index fund and £15,000 in cash. I feel like there will be a second dip but I don't need the money. Should I keep it in there or just take it out and invest it back when I feel like it?

Based market sentiment analysis

NAILchads WE HAMMERIN

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Because it's the only index bought by people who have functional brains therefore they know what they're buying.

Compare this with DOW or SPY which is just completely unsupported bull rush right now and it's going to fucking crash tomorrow.

Mark my words user, short SPY/DOW tomorrow.

Who even knows anymore. This might actually be the bullrun. We dont know why or how but here it is.

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This pump is unsustainable. Sell for profits and buy the dip later this week

I wonder who came up with that fiboshit.
>hmm I need some new stock market dd
>*checks math book*
>pi? circles and stuff.. nah
>e? something about differentials.. eh
>feigenbaum? what is this shit?
>phi? golden ratio? perfect
>*smacks some lines on chart that barely have anything to do with phi*
>*adds 0.5 line because ayyy lmao*

Incorrect.

The technology necessary to speed up vaccine development would speed up time.

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LETS GO BOYS

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Completely split down the middle, how appropriate

AAAAAAAAAAAA WHERES THE DUMP WHERES THE RUG PULL

IT JUST KEEPS GOING UP

>missing out on the bull run of his lifetime in his RETIREMENT ACCOUNT because he thinks he can outsmart the market
I hope you remember this moment when your kids throw you in the cheapest old folks home they can find

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

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when are you gonna transition bro?

RUSSELCHADS FINNA RISE UP!

Not sure if its been shilled here yet, but word on the street is HUYA is going to kill it on earnings this Wednesday.

They are basically a Chinese Twitch rip off. Personally I'm holding calls but may be worth just getting some normie shares.

stocks only go up brah

So is nobody going to crash this market? Everyone just survives?

seething cope

So this is it?
Bear market is over?

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the dump has been rescheduled for tomorrow

I'll die with honor.
You can talk to my gains. I already have enough to cover all of the projected growth I need for 2020.

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take your meds

HOLY FUG ITS HABBENING AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THE GREAT BULL LIFT OFF IS HERE S&P 5000 INCOMING BROS WE MADE IT

July 31st

It's not the end of the world, but rather a significant economic shift. Many small businesses will die, and larger chains will take their place. This consolidates wealth and amplifies class divisions.

BREAKING:
WARREN SHITS DIAPER AFTER SEEING AIRLINES TODAY

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How should I proceed with SPY? I have $800

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No jobs, bankruptcy, no earnings, second wave and severe overvaluation are priced in.

At all points in time

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It's the current year dude, 1920 was 100 years ago. Technology has advanced and who knows maybe we'll discover new ways to develop vaccines faster in the future.

The day you go back to plebbit.

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Boomer not getting his insider info anymore

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Larger chains are the stock market. I don’t care about muh small businesses, them dying makes my lines go up

I used to be financially ruined.
But since I became a Bull, I'm only financially unstable now.

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im fucking all in user. need not say anymore. $140 DOLLARS INTO HUYA BABY

African human, I believe this is going to be the bull trap to end all bull traps and I'm 100% bull in my retirement fund because unless you have insider information or are planning on retiring (relatively) shortly that's what it's for.

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=DhAFbwoaH7o

+995.97 (4.20%)
HOLY FUCK DUDE WEED

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I already am a cute anime girl

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The thing is, the market was pumped from the start

h-he's a long term investor

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>SHOP
>ZM

serves you right

have you guys decided on names?

Jeeeebus... this is so fucking bullish if SPX holds.

>up 35% on bili
>earnings after the bell
I think I’ve got to jump ship.

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>no DOMPENING at 3:40 PM
Looks like I'll have to hold SDOW until tomorrow.

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based

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Correction: Typical time to develop a vaccine WAS 16 years.

DOW 1000 SLUMPF IS PUMPING POWELL IS PRINTING AND BOBOS ARE DYING

I took an absolute beating on SCO. Is there any chance I can recoup my losses or did I just get fucked?

You got more from that artist?

Yeah, you can call me your highness.

dump this garbage you retard, the only thing earning money in china are BABA and JD

>$67.72
kek, yeah you better not get greedy there user

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Except the future

cute

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FUCK BOBOS
FUCK BOOMERS
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK SPICS

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY FUCK BUFFET

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>tfw gains but getting depressed in isolation
i guess money doesn't buy happiness
gotta hold out i guess

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I put up stop losses. This has to sell off. Vaccine pump is almost always bullshit.