How do I ask out women in the park?

How do I ask out women in the park?

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only chad can cold approach

Ask if they have kids while you touch yourself

try to start a conversation, see if they're interested, if they bite great, if not don't be weird and let them go.say nice chatting w you

just walk up to a group of women and ask them if it hurt

Don't, just rape them, it's faster and better

FART OUT LOUD

>excuse me, I think you dropped something
>really, what?
>your standards, hi I'm op

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is that resident evil 3 remake?

You don't, you malformed gargoyle-looking-ass creep.

Be better looking, go into public, emit CHAD aura and money-scent and the women will naturally compete for the right to affix themselves firmly to your prengus.

don't, it's creepy as fuck

Having a dog helps

>be good looking
>recieve indication of interest from the woman
>say hi

LEAVE WHITE WOMEN ALONE PAJEET

Ok nobody gave you real advice so here you go OP, I'm a little less salty about my recent shitcoin purchase so I'll throw you a bone.

>get a dog
>walk dog in park
>"wow cute dog user, what's his name"
And you're in. Normal conversation from there on out, but dont act desperate or expect anything further. Just leave it at that. Eventually you'll find someone who might talk for a little longer than usual. That's who you make a move on.

Are you decent looking? Go walk your dog and make passing small talk with people, say hello when you cross paths and shit like that until one approaches you

Business and Finance

Huh?

what is this, a preview of next season of Better Call Saul?

I wish I were that sandwich.

if you have to ask this, it shows you are not the best version of yourself yet. You need to work on that and then let the women come to you
Are you muscular? have you been hitting the gym and eating a protein rich diet for years?
Are you making decent money/ at least not living with your parents?

Unless you are a genetic chad ( which you arent, as you are posting this) you need to self improve and then let women come to you, however this will take years.
If you disagree, you are no different to an obese girl who wonders why she cant attract a muscular strong high earning man

non meme answer
>make eye contact and hold it just a second longer than appropriate
you can do that much can you op?
>she looks disgruntled/looks away immediately
don't even try
>she keeps eye contact or even smiles
go say hi and see if it goes anywhere

that's all there is to it
>t. met all my gfs like that

all right im feeling good today, just when they dont see their kid, snatch the kid, and leave a message where the kid was

in the message write you phone number + tour name and write that if she agrees to go out with you you'll give back the kid

It's really this easy
>Hi how's it going
>What're you doing around here?
>Got any plans after?
>What about tomorrow, i'm free all day so wanna get coffee?

>It's really this easy
>>Hi how's it going
... good how are you
>>What're you doing around here?
uhh... walking?
>>Got any plans after?
Prob gonna go home
>>What about tomorrow, i'm free all day so wanna get coffee?
I have a boyfriend

>Hi how's it going
I have a boyfriend.
>What're you doing around here?
Get away from me creep!
>Got any plans after?
Help, help!
>What about tomorrow, i'm free all day so wanna get coffee?
Officer, this guy hurt my arm and literally tried to rape me!

>It's really this easy
>>>Hi how's it going
>... *looks away*
>>>What're you doing around here?
>uhh... *starts walking fast*
>>>Got any plans after?
>*starts running*
>>>What about tomorrow, i'm free all day so wanna get coffee?
>HELPP! HELPPPP! HELPPP!!!

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dubs confirm but op is probably too much of a fag for that

It seems like two issues. One why are you in the park? Are you doing something cool? Two never approach a girl cold turkey, wait until they give you a sign. All guys are bad at recognizing the signs, but without any sign you are basically a verbal rapist.

>ziiiiiiip