>mfw long stonks
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May 19, 2020 - 13:32
reminder to hedge and literally never lose don't become a cuck to the market
May 19, 2020 - 13:33
watch as oil stocks evaporate into dust today
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May 19, 2020 - 13:34
It's ET payday, but my broker won't credit me the cash until tomorrow
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May 19, 2020 - 13:34
I'm losing money today because I forgot rule #1.
May 19, 2020 - 13:34
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa it was a bull trap fuck!
May 19, 2020 - 13:34
JPow is gonna tell the Senate that he’s running out of room in his Scrooge McDuck vault so he needs to start shitting cash on companies. SPY $320 EOD
May 19, 2020 - 13:34
Convince me not to buy the dip Protip: You probably wont
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May 19, 2020 - 13:35
WHY THE FUCK IS ACB DUMPING EVERYONE IN THE COMMENTS SAYS IT'S GOING TO $21 WHAT THE FUCK
May 19, 2020 - 13:35
I REFUSE TO BE WRONG
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May 19, 2020 - 13:35
lmao that dump on $KSS is epic
May 19, 2020 - 13:35
Again with the shit OP? Fucking faggot.
May 19, 2020 - 13:36
I find it kind of eerie how well my shitbag of smallcaps follows the total market trend.
May 19, 2020 - 13:36
>went from being a penny from being margin called on AAL to turning a profit in a week BASED
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May 19, 2020 - 13:37
AMAZON MAKING NEW ATH WTF
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May 19, 2020 - 13:37
Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke
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May 19, 2020 - 13:37
SHRM is love
SHRM is life
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May 19, 2020 - 13:37
imagine basing your research off of the comment section of stockholders
May 19, 2020 - 13:37
The stock had a reverse split last monday because of how badly it was doing, it shouldnt have pumped at all.
May 19, 2020 - 13:38
RDSb shitting the bed.... again
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May 19, 2020 - 13:38
Any other good alternative to TradingView, shit seem to be imploding.
May 19, 2020 - 13:38
>Betting against Amazon user... I..
May 19, 2020 - 13:38
So you're telling me to be a mushroom dealer?
May 19, 2020 - 13:38
Because the fucking company has been hemmoraging cash, is STILL doing so, and doesn't plan to STOP for months.
Why the fuck it pumped so hard is beyond me.
May 19, 2020 - 13:38
Uh oh bullbros we got too cocky
May 19, 2020 - 13:39
Going back to 23000.
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May 19, 2020 - 13:39
Do my AMD meme lines make any sense or am I a skizo? I bought at open and now I'm almost up 1%
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May 19, 2020 - 13:39
Uh oh bobros we got too cocky!
May 19, 2020 - 13:40
Who said this? Look at the fucking five year chart. It's been tumbling down forever. Weed shops are going to have their lunch eaten once that crap gets nationally legalized and phillip morris moves in
May 19, 2020 - 13:40
XOM is down more than RDS/B and BP is down the same. It's oil broadly, not just the dutch
May 19, 2020 - 13:41
seems unlikely it won't have another dip
May 19, 2020 - 13:41
It pumped because they had a good er surprise and some dueweedlmao rumors in us legislation. But anyone expecting a third moon day is a certified retard >t large put position
May 19, 2020 - 13:41
05/22 i have 10 calls at 305 give me some puts biz
May 19, 2020 - 13:42
I told everyone to take your profits yesterday and there was no way that pump was sustainable
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May 19, 2020 - 13:42
I should have bought last Wed. Should I just go balls deep later this week and come back in 2 years?
May 19, 2020 - 13:42
>AMD >TQQQ
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May 19, 2020 - 13:43
>NVDA blowing past ATH and it probably will go further after earnings, fuck my life
May 19, 2020 - 13:43
>Small Fish in a large pond >But goddamn feels good selling off ON HODLs
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May 19, 2020 - 13:44
unfortunately mushrooms are not addictive so you may not have repeat customers for some time. its also not as easy as throwing a seed in the ground and leaving it for a summer like pot is. but all the best luck to you if its something you pursue.
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May 19, 2020 - 13:44
How old are people in /smg/? Some of yall niggas post like boomers
May 19, 2020 - 13:45
Im in both XOM and RDS got fucked hard :/ but I have to stop looking at charts for 6 months and should rebounce back. Also thinking about GAZPROM PE and div looks good and no compoetiton in Russia
May 19, 2020 - 13:45
Go ahead and buy the dip, of course you should.
This just isn't the dip
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May 19, 2020 - 13:45
AHHHHH oil chads what the fuck is this
May 19, 2020 - 13:46
I sold at 319 lmao i feel you breh
May 19, 2020 - 13:47
Did JCP just die right before my eyes?
May 19, 2020 - 13:47
I want to kill Mumu and Powell for letting the tech bubble keep pumping
May 19, 2020 - 13:47
The dow's down 200 points already. We're screwed. I'm never going to be able to retire.
May 19, 2020 - 13:47
We seem to have a misunderstanding, sir. You assume that there is any point in the present or past when buying into the American market was not "a dip". Some of us believe in America.
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May 19, 2020 - 13:47
>CCL The honeymoon cruise is over
May 19, 2020 - 13:48
Where are all the SHRM is a PND kiddies?
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May 19, 2020 - 13:48
I can't remember how old I am
May 19, 2020 - 13:48
>he doesnt know some people been here since 2005
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May 19, 2020 - 13:48
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May 19, 2020 - 13:48
24 year old boomer. Now get off my lawn
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May 19, 2020 - 13:49
Filed for Bankruptcy yesterday, says its now JCPNQ
May 19, 2020 - 13:49
>no nhentai in the educational section
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May 19, 2020 - 13:49
>up 1000 points yesterday >Stock gains 7% >Down 200 today >Stock loses 6%
Come the FUCK on...
May 19, 2020 - 13:49
jcpnq is the tag but yeah lost $60 wahoo
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May 19, 2020 - 13:49
Buy the dips on assets that went down more than 5% and you will make 5-10% by the end of the day!
May 19, 2020 - 13:49
35. Time goes by quicker every year
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May 19, 2020 - 13:49
why would it be listed they closed their doors forever yesterday
May 19, 2020 - 13:49
>Buy blue chips and hold for life >Firm handshake when you talk to your broker >Buy physical gold coins >20% profits and 2% principal, sign me up!
May 19, 2020 - 13:49