/smg/ - Stock Market General

Capitalism lab edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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>mfw long stonks

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reminder to hedge and literally never lose
don't become a cuck to the market

you strangling ?

watch as oil stocks evaporate into dust today

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It's ET payday, but my broker won't credit me the cash until tomorrow

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I'm losing money today because I forgot rule #1.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa it was a bull trap fuck!

JPow is gonna tell the Senate that he’s running out of room in his Scrooge McDuck vault so he needs to start shitting cash on companies. SPY $320 EOD

Convince me not to buy the dip
Protip: You probably wont

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WHY THE FUCK IS ACB DUMPING EVERYONE IN THE COMMENTS SAYS IT'S GOING TO $21 WHAT THE FUCK

I REFUSE TO BE WRONG

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lmao that dump on $KSS is epic

Again with the shit OP? Fucking faggot.

I find it kind of eerie how well my shitbag of smallcaps follows the total market trend.

>went from being a penny from being margin called on AAL to turning a profit in a week
BASED

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AMAZON MAKING NEW ATH WTF

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Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

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SHRM is love

SHRM is life

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imagine basing your research off of the comment section of stockholders

iktf

The stock had a reverse split last monday because of how badly it was doing, it shouldnt have pumped at all.

RDSb shitting the bed.... again

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Any other good alternative to TradingView, shit seem to be imploding.

>Betting against Amazon
user... I..

So you're telling me to be a mushroom dealer?

Because the fucking company has been hemmoraging cash, is STILL doing so, and doesn't plan to STOP for months.

Why the fuck it pumped so hard is beyond me.

Uh oh bullbros we got too cocky

Going back to 23000.

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Do my AMD meme lines make any sense or am I a skizo?
I bought at open and now I'm almost up 1%

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Uh oh bobros we got too cocky!

Who said this? Look at the fucking five year chart. It's been tumbling down forever. Weed shops are going to have their lunch eaten once that crap gets nationally legalized and phillip morris moves in

I'm buying

Should I dump my WKHS?

XOM is down more than RDS/B and BP is down the same. It's oil broadly, not just the dutch

seems unlikely it won't have another dip

It pumped because they had a good er surprise and some dueweedlmao rumors in us legislation. But anyone expecting a third moon day is a certified retard
>t large put position

05/22
i have 10 calls at 305
give me some puts biz

I told everyone to take your profits yesterday and there was no way that pump was sustainable

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I should have bought last Wed. Should I just go balls deep later this week and come back in 2 years?

>AMD
>TQQQ

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>NVDA blowing past ATH
and it probably will go further after earnings, fuck my life

oof

>Small Fish in a large pond
>But goddamn feels good selling off ON HODLs

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unfortunately mushrooms are not addictive so you may not have repeat customers for some time. its also not as easy as throwing a seed in the ground and leaving it for a summer like pot is. but all the best luck to you if its something you pursue.

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How old are people in /smg/? Some of yall niggas post like boomers

Im in both XOM and RDS got fucked hard :/ but I have to stop looking at charts for 6 months and should rebounce back. Also thinking about GAZPROM PE and div looks good and no compoetiton in Russia

Go ahead and buy the dip, of course you should.

This just isn't the dip

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how do boomers post

AHHHHH oil chads what the fuck is this

In English, please.

I sold at 319 lmao i feel you breh

Did JCP just die right before my eyes?

25 yr boomer reporting

I want to kill Mumu and Powell for letting the tech bubble keep pumping

The dow's down 200 points already. We're screwed. I'm never going to be able to retire.

We seem to have a misunderstanding, sir. You assume that there is any point in the present or past when buying into the American market was not "a dip".
Some of us believe in America.

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>CCL
The honeymoon cruise is over

Where are all the SHRM is a PND kiddies?

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I can't remember how old I am

>he doesnt know some people been here since 2005

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Wow, not even listed

24 year old boomer.
Now get off my lawn

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Filed for Bankruptcy yesterday, says its now JCPNQ

>no nhentai in the educational section

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>up 1000 points yesterday
>Stock gains 7%
>Down 200 today
>Stock loses 6%

Come the FUCK on...

sounds like a compliment

jcpnq is the tag but yeah
lost $60 wahoo

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Buy the dips on assets that went down more than 5% and you will make 5-10% by the end of the day!

35. Time goes by quicker every year

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f

why would it be listed they closed their doors forever yesterday

>Buy blue chips and hold for life
>Firm handshake when you talk to your broker
>Buy physical gold coins
>20% profits and 2% principal, sign me up!