/smg/ - Stock Market General

John Jacob Astor edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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what do i buy everything is green

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So, negative WTI isn't happening again right?

WHAT IS THIS FUCKER SAYING??? HOLY SHIT HOW IS ZOOM $200
GARBAGE WEBCAM APP

THREADLY REMINDER THAT I GOT FUCKED TODAY, BIZ... AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY...

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nothing

Should I buy SPY puts? It's looking like it's stalling out at resistance again and fall back down to 280

I got fucked today Zig Forums... but in a very good way

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Jpow is a criminal

>the shills spill into /smg/
this is going to be very interesting

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Zoom is going to crash when social distancing is over.

Already regretting my chegg and wayfair puts I bought this morning why am I retarded

Accooooomulate cash and wait to pounce on the next dip, fren.

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Wait a day, market doesn't know what it wants to do today.
very boring day

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market might unironically be watching oil contracts.

Trump is conman faggot just using china to get elected just like he used mehico and all is forgotten about the wall.

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Is this still a forced meme?

this is literally no different than microsoft skype or even discord
american market is a joke driving zoom stock to $200 for a shitty webcam app

watching this live stream is making me want to short the fuck out of this zoomer shit that's been marketed to boomers.

>RTX
oh thank fuck.

Where my /animebros/ at?

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RIP Luckin. Be delisted.

this, I cant decide if I get off this ride now that im breaking even or hold on

is this guy seriously upset at jpow for fucking over his shorts? lmao

STONKS

>Hollen about to breakdown

I almost bought a SRNE call at 4.94 but I decided against it
guess I'll be sitting this one out

Sell today, or hodl?
China FUD getting stronger

I was asking this few days ago, some wannabe knower of zoom tried to convince me theres as much zoom compatible eco system devices as there is for skype and its literally better than MS product bundle
Im still waiting on examples of said tech

is it already time to buy mREITs?

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fuck anime

When is powell talkerinooo?

That Trump border wall is never getting built, is it

I myself i'm trying to break even to get on the cheap ETFs. I think I made an impulse buy on RTX

As long as the dems control the house, no way

Has already been for an hour dumbfuck

Dead wrong friendo. Zoom is infiltrated by China and has crippling security vulnerabilities ( like claiming encryption they don't have at all)

What sort of routine do I need to do to get as strong as this 2960 resistance?

same, idk what I was thinking putting 5 grand into RTX. I bought the hype and learned my lesson.

It costs too much money unfortunately

??? wtf is this 90 year old boomer saying
literally inaudible

It's been under construction. The only news media you will find reporting on it are border papers complaining about it, while the MSM tries to hide the fact he managed to bully funding through and start building.

SHRM is love

SHRM is life

Another massive green day. Where's the dump the boomers keep talking about?

Kek, Fool article on RTX;should you buy the dip now? They said yes. Dumb asses, the real dip happened last week, your late to the game.

10k here and I bought the RTX stock at 67 per share. I have literally long ways to go. I doubt I'll see it raise to that price this week but i'm hoping.

what they are constructing isnt a wall

Anyone else just dumbfounded and literally nothing looks good to be bullish or bearish against at this point? Nothing looks like a buy to me. We have entered the absurdist art phase.

>very boring day
Very boring in the sense of you can see that storm cloud on the horizon and it keeps getting bigger and darker but hasn't arrived yet. The scariest thing going on lately is random garbage mooning. That is usually a sign of trouble.

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No because both neo-cons and neo-libs are committed to fucking the american people with unlimited illegal immigration for muh businesses.

yo

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Ok then, shifted goalposts

>Very boring in the sense of you can see that storm cloud on the horizon and it keeps getting bigger and darker but hasn't arrived yet.
yup, and theres like no wind at all smfh

> t.kike

try again, jew. right is what is going up, the left is what is being replaced.

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Im not arguing with you Im just pointing it out

>wah wod wa wa wud wa
Let this senile fucks get COVID

wouldnt matter anyways, most illegals come from migrant workers overstaying visas, something which trump has expanded

wait until friday. the fed pumps on monday, crab walks, falls over a a cliff on friday. bought all back up to prop it up

what is the desk tapping noise whenever he talks

English must not be your first language, things not pictured in this image; Walls

Not even. The DARE program cost more. A couple billion for a presidential pet project is nothing.

Luckily I am swimming in my shiny rocks right now and will watch from the sunny side.

>NVDA
Anybody else NVDA chads here?
I feel so dumb I fucked up the other day and sold my 350 calls to fund some dumb shit I was doing. I got back in with 400 calls but still, I'd be ITM and not giving a fuck right now if I still had my 350s.

I can't conceive of a reason why anyone would take the minute to type that response unless they had some level of investment (positive or negative) in sounding that out. I mean, it's a wall. It's getting built. He successfully navigated funding through the DoD where Congress refused. They tried to stonewall him in court and he won those contests as well. It's actually low key brilliant.

right here user

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>he didn't buy NNDM an hour ago
Must feel terrible.

its not a wall sorry, its a fence

schizophrenic lawyering. he wants to add ORDER ORDER OR

I like how the democrats manufactured a pandemic crisis to crash the economy and put all their constituents out of work. Way to fucking go democrats. Now there's no money for real problems like the illegals that come into this country bringing their diseases.

BASED

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my portfolio is 50% into REITs and i'm slowly up.
Things are going good. That's 10% div yield with payout ratio of ~60% too. This is my "safe" stock because Trudeau is being very generous on business wage subsidies and corono NEETbux.
dunno what the situation in US is like for REITs, i'm curious if anyone would like to shed their thoughts

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It is, Im happy its being built. I voted for trump. Its not a wall

who was the greek philosopher who refused to take place in arguments because the meanings of words were constantly changing

Is the CMO (Janine Pelosi) of zoom related to Nancy Pelosi?

anything good?

I had to take a break from the Jews and powerless congress members acting like they can steer fed policy at all.

>marketwatch.com/story/today-in-scary-numbers-pandemic-could-cost-global-economy-82-trillion-2020-05-19?mod=home-page

82 Trillion. This number is a joke alone. How can anyone justify that?

>Don't read the full article, it is garbage.

SOXL has topped out at $144.50 for a month straight. Think I might sell here.

>Marketwatch

Marketwatch is the Daily Mail of finance.

When your bored as hell watching Training videos, ticker watching on google becomes an interesting past time. As such I bagged RTX at 53.21 a share. Also bagged WFC as well. Bagged GE yesterday. Half off sales are good indeed.. Double the profit with very little effort, just sit on my ass and wait. If it goes over half, hey works for me.

>china bad

I mean, its not wrong necessarily. With currency leveraging, were going to spend that easily

Anyone selling call options on round two of Trumpbux?

If the house & senate can agree on something, SPY will finally blast through 300. But I think we're just going to bounce between current support and resistance levels without another airdrop from the fed.

priced in faggot, kill yourself

Probably. She loves that chink dick and zoom is owned by the chinks

Yes.

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HE IS LITERALLY REFERENCING THE GOAT MEME

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How badly will the coronavirus pandemic impact the economy? Does $82 trillion sound not good?

>no wall shilling
Wow, I thought they gave up on this angle? Everyone knows the wall is being built despite the constant media lies. Why bring back this talking point? Are shills just that desperate after impeachment blew up in their face and the virus didnt stick?

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Is this strength achievable natty?

>china good

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I want one of those happy ending massages

To the bottom we go

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