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>Educational Sites
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nhentai.net/tag/business-suit/

>Free Charts
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>Screeners
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>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
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msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
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>Boomer Investing 101
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>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
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>Misc
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Rank these in terms of power and influence. .

>Bogdanoffs
>Powell
>Mnuchin
>Soros
>Buffett

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT GIANT DOG DICK...
>Was it all moderna news?!
I think the algos are qued tf in on anything with the word vaccine.

seems about right as it stands

You already got it right

Looks like someone got too cocky

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>there's still 52 minutes to go

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Imagine falling for a statnews hedge fund dump

already recovering moron

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>missed the dip
yep I think I am retarded

Any MFA bros?

Oil confirmed completely manipulated, 100% cleared (10m+ barrels) in exactly 30 minutes on the dot, starting at exactly 14:00 on the dot. Almost 100x the normal volume for the date for each candle. All despite no storage available. 0 volume since, as everything was taken off market.

Any buys today?

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Show us your puts and your tvix so we can laugh at you

I chickened out of my REIT's and now i'm regretting it

Still not too late to get in on Nano Dimension. it's an Israeli 3D printing company that can be useful for a military so you know they're gonna pump to $10. Up 300% today

Baby pump before the DUMP

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buy srne

I'm about to get hammered before, during, and after work

WHAT WAS THAT

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I bought cop and pxd 1 to 2 min before that dip. Cost me 5 bucks. I never have a bit of luck. Wtf was that anyway? Are quants capitulating? Will tomorrow be horrible?

why would i buy anything that is already up 300% that makes no sense

tell me next time u find a boring stock before it moons

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>let's stop the printers for 30 seconds and see what happens...
>OH FUCK TURN IT BACK ON TURN IT BACK ON

that's what happened at FED

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Check

>tfw that was all the bears could muster

algos shaking the market in low volume to bag some cheapies

late rally confirmed

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lmao green dildos to pump
fuck this fake and gay market, i don't feel good making money by acting like a retard

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

silly bobos

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Bro, oil and gas has been gaping out buttholes since the 50’s. You were warned about that shit.

Lmfao what retard would buy after a 300% day increase

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This

Anyone else shorting FRO?

were gonna hav the government of greece in a couple months shit fuck

Kek

How come I always manage to get the dips and pumps wrong systematically every single time? I am a 100% without fail wrong when it comes to markets. Even scientists and philosophers have argued that absolute accuracy cannot be reached and there's slim chance for 2+2 being equal something else than 4. Yet here the fuck I am being dead wrong on everything every time with zero exception.
My brain should be examined thoroughly

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>grichka, he still underestimates our power
>show him

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MSFT at the worst time for some covered calls and I wrote some AMD puts. I only buy stress free stocks I trust. Like a boomer.
Tomorrow MSFT divvies btw.

Now listening to cheap EDM

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why does it not make sense to you? the price point is still low at $3. percentages are only a part of the story. the ATH is at $100; 52-weel high at $6.27. and they just had a major breakthrough with 3D printing technology

>big green dildo
fake and gay

>big red dildo
real and straight

idk guys
dragonfly is my current spirit animal and NNDM has a dragonfly as a logo
I was literally just talking to a blue dragonfly outside not 30 minutes ago

Where are they putting the oil?, There is no more room for it but it seems to have banished so it didn't crash today

>bag retraced higher than the mini dip after selling it
Jesus H. Christ.

I fell for the moderna meme.

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Just buy and hodl. Stocks go up.
AAPL was called overvalued at 100 by some and some thought they bought the top of the 200 TSLA "pump"

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This algo-driven bullshit.

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I just want to get rid of my RTX stock

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well you should have told me to buy it yesterday in penny stock general

not buying that large upwards spike

peace homie .

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they're leaving it on the tankers so it never has to go on the books
next month they'll announce tariffs on the shit and 90% of those tankers will go to china

big red dildo because the vaccine pump job turned out to be bullshit, real and straight af unlike the big green dildos that came right after

what caused the dip to happen anyway? which stock was it?

Following normie psychology.. You sell low and buy high. Pretty typical

Msft and Amazon are some of the best stocks out there. They are mega cap and covid free. 40% of my portfolio are just that. Then I have some riskier tech healthcare and credit cards mostly. A couple bets too but not high on my portfolio

There’s still a whole month to figure out delivery. You don’t have to take possession today.

NYSE

this volume holy shit

>next month they'll announce tariffs on the shit
you think Trump will do that instead of directly subsidize US shale? global prices will still exert a ton of downward pressure.

is silver overpriced?

...

More like 2 weeks. Deliveries are on June 1st I believe.

I sold mine for a small gain earlier. Tired of all the money sitting there cheesing my shit up.

RTX will die with you

Be sure to include it in your will so your estate can distribute it accordingly and those inheriting it can also endure a life of misery.

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Sell it today

Market wants to go down, several rejections already.

massively
it's more abundant than ever, and only ancient memes of it being used as currency are keeping it up
literal meth heads stack silver

wow rare cute pepe, stealing

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Kek

Based and reality pilled

If I buy the shit out of MFA(reit) and close my eyes for a year, I should make it when I open them right?

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short of nukes being launched, market will not be allowed to go down

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Demand will be close to normal in 3 months too bad they crashed the price and 50% of wells shut off

Get ready for $200 oil

>I only buy stress free stocks I trust. Like a boomer.
I understand that.
I don't throw my money into industries I have no idea about though, so tech stuff is a pass for me. All I buy is industrials and oil because that's more my speed. Better to play to your strengths.

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Just buy O

whole day some faggot keeps making two threads, good job retard

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>buy high sell low
i don't even want to get into this meme

WTI has to be picked up from some facility in Cushing Oklahoma

wish I would have known yesterday too. I found out when it was at $1.40 this morning while messing around on webull. next time user

Short answer, yes

You are right. 280 - MAYBE - 279 will be max.

i thought accounting all of the derivatives on it theres not enough to pay it up, but that goes for all those trades done on limb. bought some JDST, its been years since ive done no fagging

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a gucci way...

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Jerome??? Need some suppressive fire here!!! Where is the pump?

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Same. 80% of my stuff is mega cap.
I just write the same puts and calls on MSFT and collect free 200-500 USD each week.
V or MA, AMZN, etc.

MSFT is the computer stock. Cloud, AI, systems, software development, whatever.
Its all there. Buy, Hodl, Write options if you like, thats it.
If you believe in computers buy MSFT. Its that easy.
Arent you like the most here? Mid-End 20s, Starting 30s?
You have more computer and tech knowledge than 95% of people out there.

I have no idea about oil so its hard for me to trade. No connection there,

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>make genius investment decision
>red dildo

wtf it happens every time bros

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>youtube.com/watch?v=QqIEjTI7VF8&feature=youtu.be

Trump cabinet meeting - important to watch that shit?

There is bearish divergence on so many charts...

I know I should sell but I'll pussy out.

who is that nice whore?
sauce pls

he'll either do that or he'll start some shit with china or iran
oil is NOT allowed to fall
look at the market right now
there is no actual demand for oil
everything is on a rollercoaster and everything is getting hammered
but not oil
because they cleared 100% of OI 40 MINUTES AGO and there's been zero volume since
what else isn't getting hammered right now?

Lmao these boomers think SHRM is a PnD

ANOTHER MASSIVE GREEN DAY IN THE BOOKS BOYS

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and?

what is happening with RCL tomrrow? they have announcement or what?

Long answer?

Why the fuck are they having a meeting in a cabinet? I swear to god this Covid shit has got to stop.

Algos feeding off algos. Give it time, you'll come to love these little algo generated flash crash sales if you're trading ranges.

Yeeeeeeeees

>m-m-mr Powell t-t-the printer... the printer is broken

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>that feel when I refuse to think like a pajeet
That moderna PnD though HOT DAMN

Holding takes big balls, user. I would sell though.

I wish it was on robinhood :(
Guess I’ll have to settle with energy stonks

ok team what's the play with the energy sector

...

Just dump this fake market already

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you CANNOT make a fundamentals based purchase and then immediately jump on the 1M and expect it to go up, that's insane

fundamentals play out over weeks

Intersting if we dump EoD like the other days or not. Place your bets.

I guess Ill bury myself in a morrowind new game and forget about it.
Hopefully I come back to a fat stack when Im done

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Longer answer?

Sure, but I'm not familiar with where certain chips are made, what their supply chain looks like, demand for xyz, etc.
I work with heavy machinery, and sell to many different industries including oilfield dudes, so it's much more familiar to me.

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I'm always betting.

i cant figure it out anymore. do i buy into oil stocks for the medium to long run at this point or will it tank again within the next few weeks ?

>last half hour of trading approaches
>dont feel like seeing the flood of JEROOOOME reddit faggots
Well thats it for me today, see ya tomorrow

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you got it

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