Are engineers that work at FAANG the best of the best or just overpaid corporate drones?

Imagine the smell.

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>A classmate of mine couldn't code her way out of a paperbag.
>Literally had to ask for my help in coding a minesweeper clone
>Managed to graduate despite submitting non-compiling code full of errors and warnings all the time

>Ended up working at Facebook, junior developer starting at almost $90k (this was back in 2015).
>Last I heard, she's a senior dev now with almost twice the salary

No wonder Facebook is broken beyond belief.
- My account still has a ghost notification I cannot get rid of.
- Things like "suggested appointments" in messenger (dumb "feature" btw) are totally broken and even make the message disappear in basic web view (used by wap phones)
- Lack of basic functionality like:
- turning off calls, makes having messenger annoying, people can randomly call you, if I only didn't need it for work I'd uninstall it
- or searching messages. The feature used to exist (I used to use it to search for invoice numbers my page sent to customers), but one day it just stopped working... now the messenger search only works properly for names. Retards at the helm.

...among other things.
With people like her getting in, I'm surprised these buggy sites/apps aren't completely breaking at all.

Have seen this first hand at another FAANG

Say the company name you faggot

FANGS are only for Autistics

What does a typical day at work look like for you

>email check with coffee
>say hi to guy next to me
>morning sync up
>maybe some code, maybe screw around till lunch
>real work usually after lunch a bit
>play around
>go home 16:59

I work at FAGMAN and if this is the best of the best then I don't know what to say

Interesting. I work in a completely different type of field (dentist) and I think what you're describing is the most fascinating thing like yeah sometimes I have slow days at work and I feel like my job is cushy but I get no benefits and I only get paid for actually completing procedures so sitting around is counterproductive. Makes me think I should have gone a different direction but honestly I don't think I would have been able to get into a FAANG position

Imagine bending this fat bitch over on the beach and filling her roast beef pussy with your baby batter

just say you work at Microsoft.

I just like using the FAGMAN acronym okay

>if this is the best of the best then I don't know what to say
elaborate

He means they are not very good, I also work at one of those companies and anyone who can prep for 3 months to pass the interviews gets in.

Don't get me wrong, there are amazing people here, but also absolute brainless drones who don't do anything, but the company is so massive that people don't notice

There are a bunch of small things but the worst thing I've seen happen is for someone to disable the testing step in the build pipeline to be able to merge their changes into our main code base, and then re-enabling it afterwards.

This basically broke builds for everyone else, but the worst part is that this code that didn't pass the tests went out to production ;)

>absolute brainless drones who don't do anything
I'd love to be one of those while collecting a huge paycheck.

I could give you sauce but she's ugly in the face and flat chested, would ruin your wank sesh.

built for bbc, my god

What languages do you need proficiency in to get hired?

Hardly. Google has nothing but poojets and woke numales. Everything they try fails.

Apple engineering has become a joke since the year before Jobs died.

Lex Luther runs a tight ship and FB doesn't do anything special.

Any language is fine for the interviews, but most common is Python/C++/Java. Certain jobs might have certain requirements but every FAANG interview I've done they don't care about the language. I recommend python if you are just aiming at doing well for interviews

I'll chance it nigger

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what if having my wank session ruined is my kink

fucking obese amerifats only that like this kind of girl, i would pass even if she did beg for it

I’d love to see her sit on a 8-9.125” bbc taking 1.5 inches at a time until balls deep. Love it

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Keep saying shit like that Shekelsteinbergblatt, it will only make it worse for you later.