I'm 28, own my own home (paid)...

I'm 28, own my own home (paid). Took out a loan on a car to raise credit last year because I spent my early twenties fucking around. My credit is a sound 775 and i have 8k saved + 5k limit on a credit card. I want to venture into this world now that I know I can safely lose money worst case. Where do I start? How do I start? Do I buy ETH , buy INTO ETH? Do I buy LINK? Do I buy stocks? What do I need to read, learn and look into to retire now? I want to live on my land and build sheds.

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just save your money bro, you wont make any money here

Claim Haircomb tokens on the btc chain. It is a privacy token.

Generate your claiming address that begins with bc1 and tip 546 sats to it, set a high fee to be the first in the block. The reward for successful claim is currently about 1.588 COMB

turn that little home into a big bee hive and sell the honey

Don't gamble your money on shit coins pal. Use it to travel, get a hobby, learn to cook gourmette. But don't feed pajeets.

kek'd and checked

dude yolo it into shitcoins

Gold and Silver quick. Physical or Stocks, doesn't matter. It's rising by the week.

I have 8k how much for the cuckshed?

ETH used to be $1. If you want a boomer-coin, buy Tezos. If you want to make money, buy lowcaps like UND and wait for them to 10x. Sell 75%, leaving a moonbag. Continue.

did you build that? how much it cost? can you build me one?

That's a shed. Home is much larger, worked construction for a few years so I bought a four bedroom / previous half double shitpile for 20k and renovated it this past year.

Carpentry is my hobby. My next major purchase is going to be the lot behind my house where my shed building studio will be housed. I may also have it function as a garage. I was contemplating building a studio apartment atop it but I bought a home far from the city for a reason so I'm on the fence about having passive income behind me. Right now my passive income is eBay to Amazon selling. Nets a decent profit but I do all the work. The shedstudio will also function as a housing unit for my merchandise.
I have no idea what this terminology equates to. This is what I want to learn.
I did not build that shed, David Lynch did.

This is confusing as well. I've dealt with cash my entire life. I've slaved saved spent and gained. And now I would like to be done. I want to focus on what I love and dumping some kids into my fiancee and raising them better than I was so they dont spend their twenties doing bullshit that does nothing for them.

Best advice you'll ever get on this board, oldfag here.
Horrible streetshitting shill advice and not even close to the worst if you stick around here OP. You'll fall for something retarded here with 100% certainty. Just leave now.

Buy btc simple as that. Avoid shitcoins.

Holy trio: eth, pnk, dxd

Don't buy any crypto, it's all a fucking scam. Buy some stocks and ETFs instead. Visit /smg/ and /ptg/ for more info

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These seem the soundest to me. More to the point, less arrogant.
Thank you two gentleman.

this board has keys to riches but is filled with traps (of the male variety) and doom switches. best to be on your way

XTZ fucking sucks. Better to just buy a basket of low caps like UND and NYZO.

Hold big dick coins like Ethereum and BTC

maybe a little Zcash or Cosmos

Avoid all Ethereum Tokens unless you actually find yourself using it for something yourself personally. All you have to do is sit back and wait for Microsoft, Amazon, Reddit, Walmart, Apple, and friends to pump your Ethereum bags.

crypto-news-flash.com/jpmorgan-ibm-microsoft-amazon-are-buying-ethereum-eth/

Fuck even Elon Musk publicly said he would support Ethereum when it moved over to staking because mining is bad for the environment.

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Also avoid LINK Sergey is a known Exit scammer. Not here to convince you just look at his last project NXT token.

coinmarketcap.com/currencies/nxt/

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Buy ETH

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based and beekeeperpilled

So many bad signals from a single post, unbelievable disgrace

Do something like 40/40/10/10 stock etf/fixed income/PMs+guns/crypto.

Don’t go all in and especially don’t FOMO. Maybe stack some strong projects (BTC ETH LINK XTZ etc) a little bit every month.

got love the leftist logic on this one.

Hur dur lets just say mean things and not make a coherent post with any of our claim cited.

This is the problem, user: making quick claims without having all info at hand.
t. not a leftist

90%~ of info on this board is garbage, but if you lurk long enough you'll start to uncover the golden nuggets that do have the "POTENTIAL" to make you some tidy money.

I echo this chad here but keep my first statement in mind when looking at /smg/ and /ptg/. I've been recommended some amazing buys, some terrible buys, and some buys that had the POTENTIAL to be great, but I fucked up the timing and lacked iron hands.

Start accumulating some good ole' blue chips like Microsoft and some boomer ETF's like SPY. Then, you can start learning about leveraged ETF's such as SOXL and some of the riskier stonks out there like the biotechs that are constantly discussed in /smg/ and /ptg/.

Godspeed and good shit having your own house at 28.

>Godspeed and good shit having your own house at 28.
yeah pretty based