/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread

Ascended the mortal limits of the economy edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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nhentai.net/tag/condom/

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
[YouTube] hikky (embed)

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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stocks

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ANY YEPPERS

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fuck anime

I hate bikes and joggers

>Risk Management
>[2nd link]

OP you're degenerate
ngmi

Just found out I DON'T have Chronic Pancreatitis from my docotrs who originally thought I did, BULLISH AS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ha HA

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S&P500 looks so fucked up right now on the 5m and 15m candles.

>Yesterday vaccine was fake
>ahhhhhhh DUMP
>New day, new start, what exactly happened yesterday?

i got fucked today Zig Forums... but in a very good way

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no one cared the first time

Well, at least you tried to fix the OP.

IT'S POOOOOOOOOOOOMPING AAAAAAAA

Fuck I wanted the OP this time.
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kys

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I wondered this yesterday but I still found no answer.
When people here look at Euro indices they look at the DAX. All others like CAC, IBEX, MIB, FTSE100 failed horribly over the years.
Why is only the DAX a growing index while the rest acts like a cancerous crab?
Obviously Germany did better than Spain but it shouldnt be THIS different... no?


I was the guy who suggested it. Its a great long term buy. No plane will fly without them

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Different people believe in different memes (buy at open, sell at open), algos react to random moves, triggering further random moves, investors have weak hands, FOMO in etc.
This essentially creates a chaotic system, basically a random number generator.
The only constant is green line go up

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Sorry, your health is priced in

Do you drink a lot?

Fuel is inally recovering
60% of my portfolio is GUSH

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more puts ? shall we die trying ?

Name of the 2D goddess in OP?

What do you drink?

My plan was to take my et gains and dump it into this for the divvies. It's mooning so much that it's probably gonna be below ET in payout soon. Then, i'll take those gains and dump them in ET

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Damn GLD isn't pulling back.

I'm just saying if you did this. With tqqq yesterday after it finished awfully you would definitely be up a bit this morning....

do you enjoy losing your money?

remember to short when we bounce off 297 again

Why is the CNBC stream being all fucky?

I drank beer for a while but it wasn't nearly the levels needed to get Chronic Pancreatitis, they are thinking I have nerve damage of some sort.

>sell CC put
>collect 790
>buy to close a day later
>only pay 680
>110 profit for literally no work
AM I GONNA MAKE IT GUISE

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I can't even clown you Bobos anymore. It's too easy. And sad

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>lean hogs -2%

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Bobo and the Bulls

When's the next dump? I'm sitting on $6k cash

extrapolate

no not really

NVDA you fuck go up.

More specifically

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THATS RIGHT. its not to be thought about. Our LITERAL jewish secretary of treasury will ensure it.

Imagine having 200k in a fake brokerage

02 from Franxx
Watch episode 1-16 and drop it. Honestly. Just pretend that was the ending

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never

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Federal reserve DDOS

how to make money off these low ass oil prices?

Any KOS frens here?

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NO FUCKING CLUE MAN
>long on MIB thinking that it would stop crab walking after all this time in the pandemic
>it still crabs
come the fuck on

It was supposed to be red today

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I'm right there with you, I'm trying to scalp some calls off them right now

All brokerages are fake

i really have been meaning to shop bull heads on the nigs lol

>be HAL
>cut dividend by 75%
>stock price up 5%
based

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>MFW sold KOS at $1 for 50% profit

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Jw. I know a guy who drank a lot of whiskey for months at a time, not eating much either, and he had acute pancreatitis. I read beer doesn't cause it. Sorry about nerve damage, but pancreatitis is hell, causes blindness and very painful.

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I believe you could profit from people's fear by consistently buying Friday close and selling Monday open but I'm not that disciplined to try.

The idea being a lot of people don't like to hold over the weekend.

Based
BASED
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How are there so many disgusting greedy retards on this planet

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>That pic

That's like a depiction of hell

I too thought there would be a sell off

>Rebuying my AMD puts after a day for 70% profit
Noice

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Why? What happens after episode 16?

A gain is a gain, fren.

Bears shouldn't be so sad. They got to play most of last week. It's just our turn.

where do you even buy luckin anymore

We're just going to LITERALLY pin the fucking market

They delisted it yesterday didn;t they?

Its terrible. Complete garbage
The studio changed or something and nobody enjoyed the end.
They practically changed the setting.

Imagine watching Attack on Titan and suddenly they get teleported to the world of Full Metal Alchemist without any reason or way to evolve the story.

the pink sheets

Is it too late to get into KOS?

Jesse Livermore made his first fortune trading in literal bucket shops. Seriously though I'm making the move to TDA soon

I bought 337 shares of UAL at 24.60 yesterday, should I sell and try to buy in cheaper?

OOOH DID YOU SEE THAT GOOG BLAZING BY?

That's why people should buy RTX so that we can blow these bugmen out of this planet.

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>want to enter in the market for the first time
>past couple of days have been a bull run for the most part
I want to buy the dip but it ain't happening but I don't want to buy in a middle of a climb.

No. They only warned them.
Enough to dump obviously
Youre Italian?

>tfw bought a long call on HAL with a strike of $11.50 for $1.23 a share
>tfw expiration date isn't until October

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No, we are going back to work now. To hell with the elderly

Fuck it perfectly pinned at the near ATH, time to fucking buy with non-existent money and piss volume. What the fuck is thia?

I sold yesterday before the mini dump thinking we'd be red for a few days and now I'm almost all cash
This sucks

It wasn't the other studio's fault, it was meant to be that shit

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this
invest in what you believe in

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Write some puts on stocks, on prices youd be comfortable to buy in.
You enjoy the benefits of crabs and bulls while also being able to buy in at a good price if we dump.

and to hell with niggers

I guess people didn't like that humanity was a puppet and was led to the road of self ruin. Also, the couple dies at the end.

Because Germany controls the EU both economically and politically. They are the manufacturing center of Europe. They can manufacture something in Slovokia for dirt cheap, sell it in Italy, and take all the profits in Germany.

Fed is pissing me off, because I KNOW if I enter a position the whole market will crash 30% again 10 seconds later

Yeah. Fuck investing in my own country, man, fuck Italy. I should jump in the USA markets, which is literally the real market mover. All other indexes follow the USA ones.
>SP500/DJ goes up? Let's go up too (by half)
>SP500/DJ goes down? Let's go down too (two times as fast)

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Shit happens, but remember. We are living in a simulation and everything is fake.

massive gains 2 year hold + bankruptcy risk

time_market >> timining_market

>last 10 years were bull run
the dip is old news, you still have time to buy in on the action. most tech stocks are undervalued with the world going full digital

>It wasn't the other studio's fault, it was meant to be that shit
Who was it again? Trigger, A-1 and Clover?
Where can I short the holocoust?
Im only invovled in the US as well desu.

this is where i'm at as well

closed my position expecting dump/crab, now it's pumping ofc (thanks Bog)

selling a put at a reasonable price to re-enter before GOLDEN BULL really revs up

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Ok boomer

You might not have realized it yet be we are trapped in an eternal crab loop.

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You anti robinhood shills are annoying juat like the duck guy and dividends are your fren guy but more so.
You are one of the following
>actual boomers
>paid shill

The mere sight of it pisses you off intensely yet it's something that's rather insignificant.

Here I'll piss you off too.

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I'm going to sleep fuck this, nothing is actually moving

Are you European? I would be involved in the US but I need to know how the fucking taxes work.

Okay folks, pumping is over, time to crab.

that wouldn't make any sense to me because I bought the dip and have help my position ever since and i'm up 18 percent

>he didn't buy TQQQ on margin intending to hold for decades
ngmi

anybody building vertical calls ?

holy fuck it crabbed faster than ever today

>he doesn't know about the second mid morning pump

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Goddammit Bobo, I wanted more cheap stocks. You lied to me.

you guys suck

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>we'd be red for a few days
We just had a dump last week.

The fuck is happening to nano?

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>Here I'll show you

>Error 500

Robinhood is the best!

For those who're in RTX or GE (I'm in both so hey I win no mater what)

bros my O key can only take so much

Crab? What crab? Buy better stonks.

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Today is boring I'm going back to sleep.

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Glorious

I dropped RH when they were broken for multiple days in a row during a market crash

Hold it for a few more weeks and you'll go back down again.

Doesn't happen in my stock selection except when it actually dumps at open.

I BOUGHT THE DIP YESTERDAY AND I'M SO HAPPY FUCK YOU BOBO

>

Yay, beef is ok but crab is a rare treat delicious. Never tried bear.

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