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I come on here and give you guys winning stock picks, and all you guys do is circle jerk over bitcoin moving $1, or "muh link $1k eoy". I make $1.5K average everyday doing next to nothing. It's so easy right now. Why bother with crypto?

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redpill me

>MOMMMYYY THEY WON'T PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEE

Download robinhood. Immediately enable options trading. Go for leap calls (2022 expiration, plenty of runway). Calls I told you guys to buy so far: $XOM when it was at $30/share. $V (when it was $160 / share), I was shilling $PATK when it was around $40/share. & $PCG a few weeks ago too.

how do you pick em

What are you in? Shroom stocks?

I don't care. This board is just trash now because of all the new users being onboarded. All you guys talk about crypto. I've been in crypto since 2012 and here's a spoiler: You guys missed the wave. Now there's a once in a generation opportunity to make insane gains off the stock market, and you guys are missing that too. I'd like to have intelligent conversation with a few good autists, but it seems that they've left this board and you newfags are dumb as hell and late to every game. Timing is everything.

Fundamentals. I know people that work at some of those companies. I look at balance sheets and look for breadcrumbs. For example: a big breadcrumb for me on XOM was when they announced they wouldn't cut dividends despite all the nonsense going on. It showed a lot strength & confidence. Visa is obviously going to go higher too by xmas time (all idiots swipe their card around then) and Visa as a company did nothing wrong throughout this covid nonsense. Obvious play for me.
My picks aren't even the greatest out, but they're solid companies with low risk & 2022 expiration gives me plenty of runway to sell at a greater premium. All calls are ITM right now.

I’m listening OP. Invested the first time during the pandemic. Just 5k on a ETF.

tfw non US

What do I buy today

Any other recommendations or ways to take advantage of this?

and you will be liquidated when the second leg comes down in a few months

>visa will go up because people swipe their cards a lot around christmas time
please, oh wise sage, what are some resources that the mere plebians like us could avail ourselves of to become so wise as to generate alpha with insights such as this?

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Interactive Brokers is good.

$PCG still has room to run.

What more can I tell you? I'm telling you exactly what to do, and even what to buy. Smh. You want me to hold your hand on how to download robinhood and create a username? Why don't you just wire me money and I'll trade for you if you're incapable of doing it yourself.

But how do we know it's really you the next time you make a thread?

I'm looking at $XOM and $VZ, but for a long term hold. What do you think?

Start a discord or telegram and I'll join

KEK. It really is simple. I don't understand why people on here don't get it. This board should be full of people making money. It's so easy right now.

> Muh second leg down!
Everyone buying puts right now is getting rekd. Economy is reopening and money is being injected into the economy with no limit. You also don't have to hold onto calls until expiration, I don't trade europoor options. I plan on selling before fall & all my calls are ITM already so premiums have gone way up. I should be able to easily clear >$100K in profits by end of summer. Then around election time I'll dabble with a few puts.

>tfw too broke to invest in options
is it still worthwhile to buy 1-2 2022 calls in a company or do i need to be buying lots at once??

I could make a trip but then you guys will call me namefag.

If you're buying shares it may not be bad, because XOM has sweet dividends. The premiums on calls have gone way up so to me they look high but they still may have room. $VZ is like 20% away from ATH so it's not the best entry point, and there's better options out there. Check out Raytheon instead. More risk but more reward. Raytheon was a too big to fail company that merged with UTC, another too big to fail company. Tons of military contracts and CEO has already said they can afford to keep chugging along without commercial flights.

Nevermind, I just market ordered a bunch of shares of $PCG.

Someone on Zig Forums back in February lightly shilled Moderna and I bought it. Best investment I've made so far, just from a light Zig Forums shill moment. The price looked right for $PCG, boom. Bought it. Hope you're onto something OP.

We only ever hated nigger tripfags like frenchbro the ones that add absolutely nothing of value but shitting up this place. Assblaster and willy are legendary for example

Use a tripcode and become a namefag and i will GLADLY follow your advice to the depths of hell and back.

Theres too many people claiming to have good info as it is.

Make a name and use ##
Example
Username##password

Who gives a shit what the user flies think

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>This board should be full of people making money
Im sorry you must be lost. Incel NEET losers who depend on mommy & daddy for basic necessities don't really have the capital to invest and make money. A lot of these faggots didnt even get a stimulus check because they're too pathetic to file their taxes like an adult. This board is a joke who's only purpose is to provide a laugh

as someone from california -- get fucked

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what's your point?

corrupt company and I'd never give them any of my shekels. not bailing out your shitty little hedge fund, goldstein.

Don't worry Zion Don will do that instead.

Just play the crooked game and make money and stop wasting time on hate and whining.

How much do I have to send to RH to get started?