/smg/ - Stock Market General

why would you short something that is guaranteed to continue forever

played out word, the new term is now Jiggers

41%

>tfw oilbro

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Buy puts on Wayfair, Spotify, and Moderna if you want to make serious money

FSLY peaked, it's gonna retract sooner or later.

prematurely baked thread OP
old thread still had life in it

how do I make a boomer portfolio?
so far i can think of
>bonds
>ancient blue chips
>random defense companies

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to the see-eye-ayys monitoring my poasts, let it be added to my file that i am pro-black people now. their music alone outweighs all the other inconveniences. let the collapse happen
youtube.com/watch?v=zQX2q6WCrbE

If I liquidate my position, what should I go all in on?

>barely below the ATH of the most epic bullrun in history despite being on the cusp of a deep recession

You need to chill out bro

its joggers
>>Zig Forums>258155821

If you have to ask, you'll never gonna make it.

Bulls...if you dont start to hold this, we will end red again...stop selling jesus.

I haven't touched ford since $8. the earnings slip up for Q1 confirmed my fears regarding the company. Price action is price action, but that we're seeing these "shifts in le demand for le equities" is completely beyond people like who you were replying to and me. enjoy your floundering company and junk bonds senpai

Truth is, no one ever makes it.

i know but i prefer jiggers. please don't tone-police me baggie i have nothing against you.

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RTX is a no buy. Love the company, but ain't nobody declaring war this year.

Decent long term though (2 years+)

80% divvy stocks that will literally never move
10% RTX "for the China HAPPENING"
9% T-Notes
1% Gold

oh and dividend traps

What does rtx have that gd or lmt doesn't?

>AMZN
>COST
>MSFT
>F
>DIS
>IBM

that's what i'd have if i were a prune-juice sipping boomer.

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Truth is, it was made from the start

>earnings this
>q1 that
>eps this
yeah keep trying to value this company while the stock has been in a down trend for years lmao

>What does rtx have that gd or lmt doesn't?

An army of online herd mentality retards who shill it constantly.

Beautiful OP

I can't figure out how to link the fucking cross board post.

>258155821
>Zig Forums
>>Zig Forums

DO NOT BET AGAINST AMERICA HAHAHAHAHAHA
BEARS BTFO

>that image
wow, history does repeat itself

congratulations

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"Heard about it on the TV from old faithful Cramer"
"All those 20 years of China HAPPENING false starts will finally pay off NOW!"

Bears are going to start smug posting in about 45 minutes. Don't get too cocky, there's an opportunity every day to bet against america.

>tankers pumping like crazy
Uuuummmm... brandon and JP Morgan shills? Why did you tell me to buy puts???

Holy fucking shit all chink companies traded in the USA have collectivelly dumped.

WHAT THE FUCK ALL OF THEM.

>while the stock has been in a down trend for years
because it's flailing around on it's F150 sales and that's about it? There's definitely a turnaround happening for F, definitely. They'll certainly meet their debt obligations, totally. fuck's sake.

tankers are shitcoins

There was another chink flu outbreak in china

Shills, yes.

But RTX ALSO has heavy exposure to Boeing, which will bogg it down for years.

LMT is the top quality pick. RTX is for poor people who lack foresight.

almost like they know the usa is gonna enact some heavy regulations on them
>knowing full well their financials are all made up

Buy HUYA they are going to moon after earnings.

marketwatch.com/story/senate-could-vote-on-bill-that-could-delist-chinese-companies-from-us-stock-exchanges-2020-05-19

Those fucking scam chink cos are getting forcibly delisted, good riddance also they have literally never complied with listing requirements

Yesterday bears were right.

Wait when Chinese ppl are forced to pull out their money from US companies. KEK

god bless the chinese flu

They all dumped at 18.55, something else is going on.

Daddy Powell pweeze pump tha markets for me OwO I pwomise I’ll be a good girl 4 u

Just buy whatever they are shilling on CNBC on a given day, thats what most boomers do

joggers

my my, this company is on firesale and will take over starbucks one day. Get those cheapies lads, no way its a chink scam!

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congress passed a law that said chinkroach comapneis that do business in the US have to be transparent with their numbers and have to go thru indepenent audits or they have to go back to chinklandia. No more cooking the books and inflating the stoc price on imaginary sales for those fucking cunts

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Kek. Bought RTX when it went under 53. I don't mind holding it long term. Nice divvy, nice yield, Govt money flowing in till hell freezes over cause global peace just ain't a happening. More money flowing in from private sector once it re-opens. Expansion into space only adds another income source for them. Cheaper than the other big name defense players.

Your staples are:
>some expensive ass useless mutual fund your financial advisor bought for you
>some GE, F, T, DD, PG you bought back in the good old days and never sold
>a shit ton of treasuries
>some ancient EE savings bonds you bought for your kids but never gave them
>some silver dollars and 2 dollar bills in your nightstand

lol wtf how is that company still listed?

based
buying the NIO dip

I'll buy 1 share at Three Fiddy

YESSSS COVER THOSE SRNE SHORTS NIGGERS ROUND 2 HERE WE COME THANKS FOR THE CHEAP CALLS

>no T
>no GE
>no KO
>no BRK.B
>no SPY

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It's fucking happening.

I really want to short ZM

Going to be delisted, get out while you can.

I WARNED YOU ALL YESTERDAY

I SAID TO STAY OUT OF CHINKSTOCKS

Short SHOP its better.

If we end up red again, i fucking dare you. That are the biggest short squeezing attempts in history.

already did

I actually had some EE bonds. Grandparents got them for me in the 1980's.

Lol F just keeps bouncing off $5.50. I’m never going to get assigned on this Crabbie Patty.

spreading here in 2-3 months?

i feel this is ready to tank bros

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WHERE ARE YOU STUPID TANKERKEKS NOW????? WHERE'S ALL YOUR "HURRR HE DOESN'T KNOW. WAIT TILL TUESDAY" OILBEAR POSTING NOW NIGGERS???????????

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