I have a very assymetric faec...

maybe see an oral surgeron
deluded redpiller

Plastic surgery, just make it trading shit coins then fix your face user. This is obviously destroying your confidence and nothing short of reconfiguration will help.

>no short, slim jawed, narrow shouldered man has ever found a wife
TRUE, it’s all over user. If you are not at least 6’ 5” you should kys right now

strawman

>tfw voicecel
should I just an hero now bros?

>I have a very assymetric faec.
An assface you mean?

Find asymmetric wife, have asymmetric kids

Hold still

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Kek

Wrong, find asymmetric wife except asymmetric in the opposite way so that it cancels out and creates symmetrical kids.

Literally plastic surgery if it actually bothers you that much. You can likely even things out for under $10,000, less if you get some Korean doctor to do it. However, facial asymmetry changes throughout your life due to a combination of environmental and genetic factors, so you may just be condemning yourself to more surgery later.

Not that you'll actually have $10,000 to spare since facial asymmetry has a significant negative correlation with IQ, meaning you're probably stupid and can't make money.

can't be worse than me. or maybe you are who knows. my head is incredibly misshapen. my jaw slopes to the right so it looks like i've had a stroke or some shit, it's fucking terrible. my head is also very pointy. i can't balance a book on the top of my head it comes to a point so much. it's really something else lol.

oh and i'm also bald and can't grow a beard, so it's not like i can hide any of this.

BUT. i'm 6', have a 7" dick and hold 10k link. so, in a few years nothing will matter anymore.

if it’s a strawman then man up and go find a girl, nothings stopping you

Maybe you can play a rapist in fetish porn.

lol
>assymetric
if your face is ass, you can't fix that, OP. I appreciate the relevant pepe though.

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>bro you don’t understand
>my JAW is a FORTY DEGREE ANGLE
>do i use the .40 or the .45? ;-;

Go to r9k with the outcasts and the trannies you waste of life

so does everyone. take pictures of people, split them in the middle, and mirror. everyone's face is asymmetrical. it would look uncanny if they didn't

This is why people often think their mirror image looks better than pictures of them. They're used to see their mirror image so when they see themselves unmirrored it looks off.

I'm in the same boat but my face from the nose down is pointed slightly off-center.
Is the IQ thing true? I do feel like I'm running on a slower clock sometimes. Also got autism, schizotypy, speech problems, all of that.

back to /r/lookism also seek mental help.

ded if true

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i have all of pic related + model face (said by others) and didn't start getting girls until I got some confidence around 26yo

Yes, it is. Basically, fluctuating asymmetry, best seen in the face, is representative of developmental instability caused by mutation and environmental stressors. This developmental instability is highly likely to cause issues in all areas of growth, not just outward physical characteristics, which is why high FA is negatively correlated with a whole host of other issues. That doesn't mean you're doomed to be retarded if you have a fucked up face, but it means it's far more likely for people with high FA to be stupid.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1688437/
>Fluctuating asymmetry and psychometric intelligence.
>"Using fluctuating asymmetry (FA) of the body (the asymmetry resulting from errors in the development of normally symmetrical bilateral traits under stressful conditions), we estimated the relative developmental instability of 112 undergraduates and administered to them Cattell's culture fair intelligence test (CFIT). A subsequent replication on 128 students was performed. In both samples, FA correlated negatively and significantly with CFIT scores."

tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1207/S15326942DN1702_01
>Developmental Instability and Working Memory Ability in Children: A Magnetic Resonance Spectroscopy Investigation
>"A composite measure of DI was created from measures of minor physical anomalies, fluctuating asymmetry of body characteristics, and fluctuating asymmetry of dermatoglyphic features. Greater DI strongly predicted lower concentrations of creatine-phosphocreatine (Cre) and choline-containing compounds, whereas Cre and N-acetyl-aspartate positively correlated with working memory skills."

sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0160289606000353
>Fluctuating asymmetry and intelligence
>"This prediction of a negative correlation between FA and IQ was confirmed in two independent samples, with correlations of − 0.41 and − 0.29, respectively."