/smg/ - Stock Market General

I know in theory what I'm supposed to do to win at the casino

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If you choose the right stocks you can have an almost guaranteed rate of return. Casinos are rigged to exclusively favor the house.

they serve free coffee at casinos

Lmao, fucktard

Casinos have a 100% math edge on every retard that walks through the door. Stocks you can have an edge although nobody said it’s free money

Literally every generation thinks the world will end with them. You're nothing special.

the past strawpolls user put out, the board was split exactly 50/50 on the outcome for the next day.

Dammit I was gonna get some calls today but forgot

Meanwhile the SHRMF meme is my only stonk in the red today, hmmmm

Based inflation

I can get my drinks comped at the casino.

Best case as long as the Doomers are around good chance we go higher

I seriously think the only reason airline memers don't just put their willing investment into JETS is because they don't know what an ETF is.

stocks go up, casino patrons statistically lose money by design

R8 my spread

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>invest in casinos
>completely btfo the stock market
It really is just that easy friends, have fun

you can get absolutely plastered while making money on stocks, and you can shitpost about it with a bunch of neets on an anime forum while listening to really loud music and yelling when the line goes up or down

you would get thrown out of a casino for this kind of behavior

sorry about ur puts

please dont bully us

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How are futures looking

a toast to SPY!

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Autism: return to weak relative volume edition.
>Average of the Non-Market Hours Movement (Magnitude): 1.15%
>Average of the Market Hours Movement (Magnitude): 0.86%
>Average of the Percent of Non-Market Hours Movement Comprising Daily Net Gain/Loss: ~65%
>Gain/Loss From 4/8 Open to 5/20 Close: +10.83% (+7.09% Outside of Standard Market Hours)

>Days in Which Market Hours Followed Futures/Pre-Market: 19/30 (~63%)
>Bullish Market Hour Divergences (Irrespective of Daily Net Gain/Loss): 5/30
>Days in which a Bullish Market Hours Divergence Resulted in Daily Net Gain: 3/5
>Bearish Market Hour Divergences (Irrespective of Daily Net Gain/Loss): 6/30
>Days in which a Bearish Market Hours Divergence Resulted in Daily Net Loss: 3/6

>Average Daily SPY Volume (Daily Net Gain, 4/8 to 5/13 + 5/19 onward): 105.57 million, 15 days total
>Average Daily SPY Volume (Daily Net Gain, 5/14 to 5/18): 117.82 million, 3 days total
>Average Daily SPY Volume Rate of Change (Daily Net Gain, 4/8 to 5/13 + 5/19 onward): -3.47 (AROC), Polynomial, 3rd Order, R^2 = 0.81
>Average Daily SPY Volume Rate of Change (Daily Net Gain, 5/14 to 5/18): Flat

>Average Daily SPY Volume (Daily Net Loss, All): 111.72 million, 12 days total
>Average Daily SPY Volume Rate of Change (Daily Net Loss, All): Flat

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>any play involving TSLA
You enjoy the adrenaline a little too much

ok I'll bite: who is this guy?

What's this pattern called?

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When will SPY get to $300?

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He created the original /smg/ thread

crabby

world famous actor
soon the be knighted by her majesty
lord of culture and master of exquisite tastes

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dead bear bounce

So if I collect capital gains in an index fund I can either accept it as a cash payment like a dividend or else I can reinvest it and thus it, unlike my dividends, will affect my taxable income from selling?

>guy
Why so transphobic?