/smg/ - Stock Market General

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securities and fraud, but not at the same time

>Brokers:
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>Stock market Words:
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>Risk Management:
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>Live Bloomberg Stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/tax-evasion/

>Free Chart:
tradingview.com
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>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Working_Group_on_Financial_Markets
twitter.com/AnonBabble

I did some screening for next week earnings calls.
I am going to do covered calls (but you can use a different strategy). Heres a list of the highest premium stocks:
Week May 25 2020
ntnx 21 bear 9.4%
jwn 16 neut 9.3%
hpq 17 bull 8.4%
goos 21 bear 7.4%
cgc 18 none 7.1%
cpri 14 neut 6.8%
tol 28 bear 6.2%
csiq 20 bull 6.2%
gme 5 bear 5.4%
ntap 45 bull 4.9%
MRVL 28 bear 3.7%

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FUCK BOBO

i think i respect jews bros

Rawr

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>he BUYS stocks
Why would you badhold like a retard?
The only stocks ever worth buying are TQQQ and maybe TMF

HODL ONTO YOUR SEA CATS, TANKERCHADS!

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THE NEXT 24 HOURS ARE CRUCIAL

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FUCK in May and CUNNY BROS

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Who is this?

I need this crash, bros.
please.

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I honestly don't think that the 295 level matters that much
285 is important, 280 is important. If we bounce up or down from 295 it's meh to me. I know a lot of other people see it as a really important level, and would say that is what makes it important, but I think it's a paper tiger.
just IMO
if we bounce down from 295 it doesn't mean that the sky is falling, we can still re-try. If we fall under 285 and 280, that's real shit right there

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>when you're on the rollercoaster and the *CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK* stops

reach for the sky. Enjoy the ride, bitches

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Once again, I go unassigned.

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cute~

People just get tattoos like they're nothing, there's no stigma anymore. It still feels low class to me, but if I go to a university class the zoomers all have tattoos, the qt counterculture girl definitely does, but so do the men, and the asian perfect student girl will go to the club and suddenly you find out she's marred her perfect skin with a huge fucking tree branch thing along her back/side like she's tryna join the yakuza or some shit.

There are also a fuckton of Inuyasha tattoos. So many alt girls read that shit back in the day, and it was on Adult Swim back when there was jack shit for anime access.

Best you could find was like, Megaupload links... sheeeeeit

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guys the fucking price of gold is going down. don't tell the joos, i want to see it around $1700 when the market opens tomorrow.

I am the person you're replying to.

the numbers don't matter. It's what is aligning

1) We risk bouncing off the 100 MA
2) We are at the border of the upper bollinger band
3) We are at the same level in RSI where previous tops occured
4) if this is indeed a 3rd top, it forms a head and shoulders pattern

Looks bullish as fuck, it literally looks like a dick rising upward

Aren't puts or calls on KO basically puts or calls on USD?

"BEARS could be here," he thought. "I've never been in this market cycle before. There could be BEARS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his chest. "I HATE BEARS" he thought. Shiny Happy People reverberated his entire Cadillac, making it pulsate even as the $2 rootbeer circulated through his elderly arms and failed to relax his (merited) fear of short-sellers after market close. "With a money printer you can prevent any recession" he said to himself, out loud.

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no, that's the ticker for coca cola

I don't believe in these red futures at all. Somehow they'll fucking pump up over night on no fucking news at all and tomorrow will be green again. Just like every other fucking time.

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Ehhh more or less. It’s not as retarded as doing straight FOREX tho.

Quick rundown on $NTAP?

You're learning son

After 2 months, I've exhausted all hope.

Could that be the most bearish signal of them all?

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The peaks and troughs of KO historically follow the DXY pretty closely

The kikes are specifically manipulating things so it looks like it'll crash by every technical and fundamental measure, but never does. The goal is to short squeeze every dollar possible.
Bears are going to fully capitulate when 300 becomes the new floor. Cash holders will start moving in slowly as the recovery is confirmed, and the milkshake will be drawn from as they pour in.

Should have made gas -30 and milk $20.

take your meds schizo. no one pumps anything. the market is efficient and based on actual investments. stop reading zerohedge and believing in conspiracy theories like "the plunge protection team". if you bet against the US of A, be prepared to get your eyes pecked out by the Eagle of freedom.

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What number is real spooky for VIX? Anything above 35?

>People just get tattoos like they're nothing, there's no stigma anymore. It still feels low class to me, but if I go to a university class the zoomers all have tattoos, the qt counterculture girl definitely does, but so do the men, and the asian perfect student girl will go to the club and suddenly you find out she's marred her perfect skin with a huge fucking tree branch thing along her back/side like she's tryna join the yakuza or some shit.
Sounds like it's shit.
>and it was on Adult Swim back when there was jack shit for anime access.
I remember when anime wasn't only on Adult Swim.
>Megaupload links
The days before streaming. Same with porn.

The fact that you think that means bull season isn't over yet

I know this bait but also
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Working_Group_on_Financial_Markets

if we bounce off the 100 MA I don't think it's the end of the world, it can just consolidate and push higher. Especially in the futures market.
The other indicators aren't trivial, but they are less important.
I'm not trying to disagree with you outright that we're headed down, I don't have a strong opinion either way. The points that you raise are all good, and they're all aligning right now.

Counterpoints include high liquidity, reopening, and cash on the sidelines (still)

I think a move down to 285ish is completely reasonable, maybe over the next week or so, the question is what happens from there. But also completely possible that the market keeps churning slowly higher or sideways, with some red days and green days mixed in. For all the upward movement that we've had, we have had a number of red sessions to blow off steam that didn't amount to much

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green means higher stupid bobo

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30 has been a peak in most cases during drops. Sustaining 30 is dangerous

I switch to 100% cautious bull right now. No more short positions (besides covered calls).

we're all trapped in subjective torture matrices. each designed to extract maxx pain and despair. the moment you capitulate is the moment the market dumps.
>b-but what about the anons who make profitable trades
they are in different subjective matrices, perhaps they are being rewarded for past compliance to the system.

UC SYSTEM INSTITUTES PAY FREEZE
>UC SYSTEM INSTITUTES PAY FREEZE
UC SYSTEM INSTITUTES PAY FREEZE
>UC SYSTEM INSTITUTES PAY FREEZE
UHHHHHH THAT'S BIG

EXPECT ACADEMIA TO JOIN WITH THE MASSES RUSHING TO REOPEN

That's a FUCKLOAD of state employees, yes the academics and researchers, but the maintenance staff, cafeteria people, etc. etc.


No, you don't get it. I sold my UVXY today for like 15% loss and bought a fucking smallcap 3X bull etf. Small cap futures now down 1+%. And the COT showed massive bear position for large specs, large bull position for small specs.

This is actually the end of the clacks. It's not a freefall, but it's going to hurt me badly. I am also more exposed than I have been in months.

That means it's definitely time.

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>wikipedia
easily edited by anyone. i only trust CNN.

Take your meds and go to bed, or re-read my post and prove you're not a retard.

>rootbeer
nice touch, very nice

>Should have made gas -30 and milk $20.
the image was originally made to celebrate SPY 300 last year, but I definitely didn't/don't have the photoshop skills to change the numbers and get the glow to look right

I hope the market takes a break tomorrow and oil falls 2 percent. I want to increase my stake

Small caps have been eating shit for 10 years. I don't think they ever got to recover from 2008.

So speaking of, what oil stronks are you guys holding on to? I've got some XOM and OXY. Might swing some KOS later. I feel like I should get some others though.

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thank (You). i put in effort.

It pisses me off that I learned to short and about TVIX and SOXS when Feds started to artificially pump the market... I could have made so much money these last 3 months without even trying.

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extremely based post

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stfu

wait till you learn about VXX calls

yeah that would be perfect but I didn't make the image and lack shoop skills. i should have also said credit cycle. imagine being at the end of a 100 year credit cycle. oh wait, we don't have to imagine. we're living in it now. hah hah

>Is that your arm or leg?
lmao these aren't me
I will never get a tattoo. I see no reason to. Do you have an image you love so much you want to see it on your body every day until you die? I do not.

I am become boomer, destroyer of debt to GDP ratio.
*sips*

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How much premium?

I have psx MPC vlo since mid April. I have cop and pxd since last week. And I think I might take a chance with oxy too because of Khan and it has yet to recover

Just pick the big cap oil companies with large balance sheets that have been "recession tested" multiple times. Then check back in to your brokerage account a year or so from now.
I am so tired of oil bagholders that then become "TEAM BULL" retards.

Trevor Lawrence, the QB from Clemson.

Sell open. Buy close. Profit.

wait until he sees the potential cup&handle formation on 1yr chart that will take until end of Sept to fully show the next wave up because we're still in summer hopium mode with reopening and daily talk of a miracle vaccine.

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You can buy options on the vix itself

LMAO PERMABULLS ARE FUCKED
AAAAAHAHAAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I'm gonna drop 4000, maybe 8000 on OXY in the morning. 15 a share now. 42 a share pre-virus. A fat green bag shall be mine one way or the other..

God bless. It's probably because tomorrow is initial claims day. I should try to buy some more oil during extended mkt hours of the price is good