/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread

Comfy edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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nhentai.net/search/?q=harem

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
nhentai.net/search/?q=teacher

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
portfoliovisualizer.com/backtest-asset-class-allocation
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Sauce on cute anime girls?

This post did not age well.

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I wished I had increased my stake in MPC on Friday

First for having AIDS

having 10-20% of your portfolio in boomer bond funds is comfy

>Doesnt know Oregairu

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Reminder to call out redditors.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO BEARFAGS

Nothing can help this stock market to come back to reality. Making money like that doesn't feel right.

*sighs* It didn't have to be like this.

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Why aren't you in DOCU, user? It's just common sense.

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up 3% in 10 mins already on boeing.

AMZN made new ATH again

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B*bo are Ok, are you ok, are you ok B*bo

is this suppose to be surprising?

All rise for the losers anthem.

pls dip so i can buy in

Wht tf is CGC mooning?

So how long until we see the bears eating out of our garbage cans like actual bears?

Okay guys, I think now it is fair to assume that Bobo is not ok.

week tops

Dips happen at close.

Let's all just take a moment to dab on the bears who have been sitting out on all this free money that the fed has been handing out.

fuck you bears, you will never make it

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what was this ungodly pump

Did someone say MAKING MONEY?!

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I don't know anyone who has ever used any amazon product other than twitch and everyone i know that watches twitch does so with ad block and never subbing or donating. I'm pretty sure Amazon is a jewish psyop and no one actually uses them everyone just knows it exists and no one is "surprised" that its value goes up

Today is my 50th day of investing
Just want to thank everyone on /SMG/ for answering my 0 IQ questions
I’m up 30% since day one. I’m not rich but it’s been fun

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Lets all take a moment to thank the bears, whose money lost has been our money gained. Im rich thanks you you bearbros

>I don't know anyone who has ever used any amazon product other than twitch
you must be living under a rock then

HAL bros how are we doing? Feeling mighty comfy at +22%

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It is to me. Their shipping service is currently shit. Had lost items and shipping takes over a week now.

Buy BSX for easy 20%
But MPC for easy 10%

I say fuck the bears

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Where the fuck do you live?

finna sell today personally

I'm more comfy at +85%

>FAILS TO LINK THE PREVIOUS THREAD
>PUTS ANOTHER ONE OF HIS STUPID ANIME WEBSITES IN THE OP

Sad little anime "man"

I don't know why I ever bought anything but USAC holy shit

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Nothing can stop me from getting my fat green baggie now. This virus shit is a gift.. Like someone is saying "this is your time to earn fat wads of green".. I'll have my cake damnit! A well stuffed bank account, a well stuffed brokerage account and a well stuffed 401k.. All on a shit salary of only 27k..

OVV is the superior oil stock

did these experiences make you think twice about ordering with amazon again?
or are you still happily clicking the checkout button

ever head of AWS?
they own the internet basically

will RTX break 60? any moment now.

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>futures are red it's the end of the world 2nd leg down
>opens green

every fucking time

God you're dumb. You're the kind of person that thinks nothing happens because you can't see it, right?

Mega comfy
Only regret is I didn't buy more

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good morning bros and fuck anime

I see we are green today

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Why is Netflix crashing?

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I have vlo MPC and psx. Mpc is lagging the other 2 a lot for to volatility. You can do easy 10% with it