/smg/ - Stock Market General

And my axe

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>holding over a 3 day weekend

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FUCK ANIME AND FUCK BOBOS

Because i am no gambling faggot. Only buying FAANGs, and buying more with every dip.

what non-stock related purchases are making today? I'm picking up picrelated from my local guitar shop to play doom metal riffs all weekend

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MPC user, are you ok?

Full service massage

OH
NO
NO
NO
BULLBROS
WHAT HAPPENED?

>suicide prevention
FUCK YOU, YOU CAN'T TELL NOT TO PERFORM THE ULTIMATE SHORT

it's a nothingburger
the market has never been more undervalued than it is today

the fed will let the taps run until we're back to normal valuations
dow j $50k+ eoy and $250k+ by 2025

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AMD isn't moving guys I think it's dead

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Got 9 AMZN. Should I sell now or do you guys think it'll go higher?

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I got 2 hockey twigs and waiting on some wheels in the mail.

anyone else see GPS as oversold?
lower than they were in 08

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alright lads. recommend me a degenerate bet with the following restrictions-
-around $500 max outlay
-call or put option for January 2021
-don't make the stock too esoteric piece of shit. I'm looking to gamble more on knock on corona impact/second wave/black swan/ global unrest/Joe Biden dying/ those kind of things

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Green day today. Same as tomorrow.

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i only respect pussy

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Haha same brother, I just purchased the Latest Crush GUITAR AMP from AMAZON, buy now!

RTX is holding up the entire market!

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Acb puts

>doom metal riffs

Guitar music fags are stuck in the past, hasn't every metal riff been already done at this point? Like dude get a computer and make electronic beats it's 2020

wait 30 mins and see

Look at AEO, that's just how much the retail clothing market is worth right now.

mfw I have to go back to work next week and won't be able to sit in my underwear and daytrade all day

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Absolutely based

F

work from home, then you can pretend to work while you sit in your underwear and daytrade all day.

I also respect bunny

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Damn... These GLD puts are up over 650% on the fucking day!!!

You were supposed to figure out how to do it full time before being called back to work.

All my gold miners are tanking

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Mess with the crabb-O, you get stabb-O!

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Anybody here jump into pennys when the volume is greater than the MCAP? I'm wondering if this is an extremely bad call or a way to dip your toes in the water and gtfo

Why the fuck tech stocks be dying???

reminder that amazon gives out the majority of shares to their employees all during may.

Do you guys actually do your jobs at work? I've been at work this hole time daytrading and shitposting.

Yeah go ahead bruh