What would you say is your greatest weakness?

>What would you say is your greatest weakness?

How the fuck are you supposed to respond? I don't know, I'll say, "Yeah man, I can be a shit employee sometimes"

What do they expect

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>>What would you say is your greatest weakness?
Trannies

"You guys actually ask that question? a bit cliche, don't you think"

I think you're supposed to give a believable answer and then explain what you're doing to try to fix it. Like you're really meticulous but still make an effort to meet deadlines, or you prefer solo work but have taken initiative into getting involved in group projects to work in your communication skills.

You say something to show you have some humility. My favourite response is “sometimes I can be a bit messy.” Everyone gets a chuckle and they usually admit to having the same fault even though I’m not really that messy. Never say something like “sometimes I care too much or work too hard.” You’ll definitely get dropped for being retarded.

I sold my link.

"My greatest weakness? Gotcha questions in interviews"

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They already have someone in mind and are just posting fake job postings to make it seem like their company is doing well when in actuality dumb, retarded management is steering the ship into an iceberg.
At this point, you might as well just start fucking with them for wasting your time and getting your hopes up.
Or, answer some cliche shit you read off google idk, but there's a good chance it's the former.

This, give legitimate weakness that doesn’t pertain to you.

nonono
it's "what MIGHT make you a shitty employee".
like stuff that may hinder your productivity

Something unrelated to the job they're hiring you for.

>I get distracted by bulges in coworkers' pants.

"I've been told I can be too honest. For example, this is such a vapid question."

Make up four stories about yourself ahead of time that make you sound good. Then spin one of the stories into the question they ask.

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I work too hard :)

Make it sound like a strength. Like "Sometimes I can get too obsessed with my work and don't know when to stop working". Some BS like that.

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you can either give one of the generic “i work too hard” meme answers or actually be honest and give an example of a time where a real weakness you have became an issue during work/school. however, the key is to then describe how you solved this issue and learned from it to improve yourself.

>"What would you say is your greatest weakness?"
>I think about killing myself everyday, sometimes I have violent impulses about how I'd martyr myself if I went ahead with it
>don't get a call back
wtf I answered their question honestly, why else would they ask

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Yeah, see, they're testing for emotional intelligence, and answer like that seems emotionally intelligent, but the interviewer would have to be practically autistic to believe the interviewee is being genuine in answering in such a way rather than obviously rehearsing shit they googled. It's a mind fuck, do you answer that way knowing that they know you're not being genuine, or are they actually like autistic.

I am a Nazi sympathizer and I eye-rape every woman I make eye contact with.

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That you're lazy. But also way too nice and willing to help out whenever asked which usually side tracks your own projects.

It's a game. You know you're not supposed to say an actual weakness that will make you look bad. You know you're supposed to say something that's basically a positive spun to sound like a humble weakness. They know and they know you know that you're supposed to say something that's basically a positive spun to sound like a humble weakness. It's all a song and dance, no different than the seemingly arbitrary displays that animals will put on during mating season, with no purpose other than to demonstrate that you know the song and dance. That you know "the game" and that you're willing to play ball and suck metaphorical cock

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I am glad that you ask. I would say it is my bad singing! Not that there is anything wrong with my voice. But in fact at my last job I was singing songs about niggers in zoom calls. I hope you guys are more tolerant here.

That was a fun thread.

I told them I get high off of impossible tasks
They thought I was joking.

Exactly. That's what happens when you let women run HR, everything becomes a shit test

>How the fuck are you supposed to respond?
"perfectionism"
"I push myself too hard"
does no one here watch the Simpsons?

Please tell me.how to talk to adults the thread.

How did that one end? Was there a solution?

lel, whatever happened to that guy anyway?

perfectly summed up. Interviews are just shit tests. Nobody actually learns anything during interviews. It's all just a shit test to see if you know the game.