He Bought Bitcoin? LMAO

>"he bought bitcoin? what a fucking nerd!"
>"yeah totally like, dump it. crash the market with like, NO survivors"

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>"DOOMP EET, BETCHES"

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Are you the big mac guy?

>"wait.....it's...."

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>*gulp* "oh fuck it's ...it's..."

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god i love jynx maze

>"....like, totally dumping"

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>"no no no!! not the fucking RED candle!!!"

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>"oh no muh bitcoins!"

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>"it's dumping! i can't even breathe rn u guys!"

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>"it's not stopping!!!"

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>"wait, what? it's dumping? i was told it was a stable coin?!?!"

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What about Dogecoin? that's stable

>"i just lost so much money!"

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>all in at 3500$ Bitches

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>"you sonofabitchniggerdicktits SATOSHI!!!!!!!"

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>""oh no! now i'll never be able to retire with my precious boomer coin!"

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fug

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>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>"satoshi you CUNT!"

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>"OH FUCK I JUST LOST HALF MY MARGIN!!"

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>" AND NOW THE OTHER HALF!!!!!"

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>"o jeez o fuk im financially ruined!"

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>"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>"NIGGERS AND JEWS DID THIS!"

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got any green hojaks?

>"c'mon man...im tryna get rich but this bitcoin bullshit is irritating my vagina."

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patience. lemme do my thing

>"what do you mean almost 10% down in ONE WEEK?"

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>"BUT MUH BITCOINS!"

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>*gulp* "it's too much....."

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>"waaaah haaaa haaa haaa"

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>"WAAAAAAAAH HAAAA HAAAA HAAAAAA!!!!"

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>"哦,没有我的比特币"

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>"i don't how much more of this crypto gangbang i can take!"

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>"they told me it was stable but they LIED TO ME!!"

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>"b-but w-what do you mean satoshi b-betrayed us? i thought we were supposed to b-be all in this t-together?"

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>"it's..it's gonna break 10k again, right guys? right? g-guys?"

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>"i bought the top!"

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