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>Stock market Words
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>Educational Sites
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nhentai.net/tag/love/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
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>Screeners
finviz.com/
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>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
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What are you boys doing over Memorial day? Im getting drunk and playing Battle Brothers for 3 straight days

SNIB SNAB HERE COMES THETA CRAB

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Proposal:
Replace the stock market words pastebin by
marketbeat.com/financial-terms/
>more terms
>better explanations
>every term links to a full explanation and tutorial

Pump it!

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binging Seinfeld and fucking my gf

DO WHAT YOU WISH WITH THIS INFORMATION

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Getting drunk and playing ESO for 3 straight days.

I'm thinking lots of masturbation.

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WHAT HAPPENS NEXT TO THE VIX, SEMIS, AND HK/CHINKSTOCKS????

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Bank stocks fucked early next month or no

am i supposed to short this?

I'm finally taking the weekend cars out, assuming it doesn't rain.

As of now, there have been ~95k deaths related to CV in the US, and a total of ~1.63 million confirmed cases. Thus, of the known total confirmed cases, the case fatality rate, which is the number of fatalities from those diagnosed with a particular disease, is 5.8%. Consensus estimates for the case fatality rate globally generally hover around 1%, so in order for that to be accurately reflected in US numbers, the total confirmed cases would have to be closer to ~9.5 million. Either that, or the case fatality rate is much higher than being reported, globally. Given the lack of testing in the US, it's probably somewhere closer to the former, which would mean that up to now, only 2.9% of the total US population (as an upper bound) might have been infected. Good support for a quarantine being somewhat effective, given the extraordinarily high R_0. The problem is, what will those numbers look like once we re-open, and which way will the case fatality rate lean once containment is forfeit?

Cunny does not apply to 3D.

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why are there pedophiles posting pictures of underage cartoon girls here and nobody seems to mind?

FUCK WAYFAIR
FUCK SPOTIFY
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Day of reckoning soon

youtube.com/watch?v=TAwPg3MlzfU

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Are you retarded? The massive dip was caused by literally nobody using oil. Did you miss the negative oil price ordeal? Airlines are grounded, nobody is traveling, everybody is working from home.

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PEDOPHILE FREAK GET THE FUCK OUT

Or option 3, the virus is fucking nothing and all the (((experts))) are just throwing numbers out of their ass. I choose that one.

Don’t bet against wacky billionaire space man.

How do you make money off a crab market?

redpill me on KOS

Oof, Princess all so good.
Many DFC mosquito bumps.

No idea just love seeing Bobos getting assblasted. VIX is interesting but I don’t see volatility right now.

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This is your fault you stupid fucking pedo faggot

fuck I can't think of anything to funnel my 50% cash into but more REITs.
REITs still making same income thanks to all the government funds and shit yet its stock price has basically halved.
I have oil shit in my watchlist but I was too pussy to buy into PSX 3 weeks ago.

What other sectors should I be looking into? FUCK tech stocks and FUCK airlines though. My heart can't handle that shit. I'll be happy with +20% over a few months

how are those puts big guy?

>it's may 2020 on /smg/
>we're still talking about the virus and not the unsustainable debts and cashflows

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Yes. That's why all-cause mortality across the most heavily infected areas of the US shot up as compared to the last five years. Because of nothing. Note that this is regardless of reporting and identifying procedures for CV, and is simply the total number of deaths in a given time period compared to the historical average for the same time period over the past five years. Do you have an explanation?
>archive.is/E2dPF

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nice thanks

I don't kno what to do anymore, maybe raise cash. Realize some gains and losses, reduce number of positions.

What's the point of buying individual blue chip stocks when they all move in the same direction? You might as well just buy an index fund.

Battle brothers.

Nah nigga.

Utilities are still beat up.

Taking shrooms this weekend, gonna make a tea. Also Splatoon 2 splatfest and have the gf cut my hair, hopefully she doesn't screw it up.

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Reminder: This is a 2D anime board and 2D anime general. Far too many 3D whores posting lately. This r/wsb kids need to leave or lurk more.

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>NOT MY GRANDMA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ECONOMIC SUICIDE IS JUSTIFIED

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>wayfair
very epic

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You don't. You prepare for the next storm.

That's been the more serious underlying issue the entire time. The virus is just icing on the cake, but the credit and solvency issues that are going to spring up out of the economic downturn are going to be a major issue, only exacerbated by lingering virus effects on consumer sentiment, personal consumption expenditures and discretionary spending, etc.

Where in my post did it say that? I'll wait while you point it out.

>AHHHHH!!!! THINK OF ALL THE SPICS, NIGS, GERTRUDES, AND AIDS FAGGOTS!!!!!

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German energy penny stock.

Probably bobos suiciding, but I really don’t care

oh wow would you look at this
extremely low volume, just like 2008
slowly crabbing downwards, just like 2008
exactly on the same day as 2008 crash, may 22nd
"return to normal", just like 2008
next thing remains to be just like 2008 is that it collapses over the summer

Covered calls and cash covered puts.

Dividends are your friend

PREMIUM is your lover

AND FUCK YOU

Did anyone else see that 15 million volume spike earlier or am I just taking crazy pills?
where the fuck did it come from?

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>cmg
Thoughts?

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even though oil is taking a hit tankers are also going down
god it must suck being a tankertranny

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Buffett has FOMO

How the fuck did tankers get memed into shitcoin status?

O NO TANKERBROS
WE GOT TOO COCKY

Blue chip stocks are small companies which became huge companies. They don't exist to entertain anyone with their movement (which don't go in the same direction)

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overbought hugely overbought

they were honestly a good play in march and some dumb bagholders meme'd them so they could PnD

Who /crab/ here?

This desu

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>nhentai is back

based

What wasn’t a good play in March? I could have thrown a dart on the 22nd and hit something that would jump %20

Stop hating money and buy the fucking dip.

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>he bought on top again

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What does /smg/ think of puts on Hang Seng ETFs? I think shit is about to hit the fan even worse for them continuing into next week.

Where? post a pic bud.

cheers to you, friend

>user posts a clip from mortal kombat video game
>another poster comes in and posts clips of bums fighting eachother to the death
>you: this is your fault you stupid murderous faggot

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My Canadian stocks. Thoughts?

Portfolio 1- VGRO - 60% XIT - 26.5% SU - 4.6% CU - 6.1% AC - 1.6%

Portfolio 2-VFV - 50% BAM - 30% TEC - 10% ZEB - 10%

i'm going to look for jesus.

Pedo spotted....
where are the mods ?

Bear cope

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Another 100k average volume SPY candle day. Literally nothing happening.

I'm just talking about the oil contango game that was going on, remember all the OPEC bullshit going on? They were legitimately a good opportunity.
But again, bagholders and late comers just kept memeing it after smart money got out.

SPY pulling a bart right now and I bought the top.
Fml

>Berkshire BRK.A, -0.25% BRK.B, -0.49% underperformed the S&P 500 SPX, 0.06% over the entire 2009-2020 bear market. Even Buffett himself recommends investors buy the S&P
marketwatch.com/story/warren-buffetts-recent-track-record-is-really-really-bad-2020-05-21?mod=home-page

Oh no, they are starting to turn on Buffet. Who is next in line for them to worship as an investment god?

why are you assuming or projecting
i've been long on wti and ndx since the dips

>low volume meme
Yeah, compared to the volume in the middle of a fucking market crash maybe. Compare the volume to days when that’s not the case, because it currently isn’t.

333, Half a devil.

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Where the hell is the big holiday selloff you guys promised me?

I. Am. Bullboi.

there was similar low volume when everything appeared to be "fine and return to normal"