>Dozens of TV and online ads have angled to position brands within the pandemic experience, deploying inspirational pop music and gravelly voice-over artists to assure us that in “these unprecedented times” (Buick), that “in times as uncertain as these” (Chick fil A), “we’re all living a new normal” (State Farm), but “even now, some things never change” (Target) because “our spirit is what unites us” (Dodge).
>The hallmarks of the coronavirus ad are so consistent they could be generated by bots. They begin with eerie drone footage of empty streets, a shot of a child staring plaintively out the window and then — cue the upbeat musical key change — a medical worker peeling off a mask, a guy jamming on a home piano, maybe a deeply pregnant woman rubbing her belly as if summoning a genie from its bottle. One Coca-Cola commercial, “To the Human Race,” created by a Malaysian advertising agency, elevates the subtext of these ads to text. “For all the scare mongering, there is also care mongering,” it says. “For every virus, there is a vaccine … in positivity.”
>nothingburger >the virus is what matters here please, user.
Parker Richardson
pretty soon it will be >___ declares bankruptcy >stock soars
Nathan Nguyen
Asia is going to crash the world economy monday
James Wilson
ive noticed that in all the commercials and it immediately makes me rage at the company for being such a SJW cuck.
those ads are so cringe
Juan Cooper
>memorial day tfw when your rocks can't be mailed to amazon until tuesday for your order of toofpaste, which means assay wont happen until weds and prolly wont ship until thurs. al dented.
>thinks it's assumed to be about the economy >doesn't assume it's about the credit market I'm so sorry.....
Michael Wright
I was noticing those last week and getting pissed off by them, fucking corporate faggots exploiting retards during a pandemic to make a quick buck
Jayden Thompson
>Caring about Asia and their "stocks"
LOL
Levi Adams
As much as i'm coping, The government doesn't want to see a red day leading into a government Holiday
Camden Lopez
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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm up .50% today, a good end to a good week despite being in the grip of King Crab. No moves today, covvies cuddled cozy (barely), holding GSX short despite having an opportunity to exit this morning. Got a lot of cash burnin a hole in my pocket, perhaps some more aggressive options moves on Tuesday? Congrats to the poaster who correctly called today's price action btw, right back up to the point of control. Thanks to Joe "Racial Jungle" Biden for saving the market btw This week we're going to the Romano's in Caguas, Puerto Rico! Maybe Peter Schiff will come and shill us his weird gold chiclets or whatever he likes :o
Subliminal messaging, brand awareness. Study after study shows it really does work on the normans.
Daniel Howard
Wheres weekend Chili?
Ah here. Up quite a lot today. Sold AMD 54p two days ago at 56.5 and I dont know how its green after the stock tanked to 55. IV got fucking crushed. Dont even know why but Ill take it. Maybe NVDA ER.
Rest was theta crabbing MSFT and a small day trade for some change.
For the week: Had some V when the weekend jump happened. Got some nice money for that. Nice week all in all.
>be China >stuck in the middle of a trade war and have a pandemic outbreak >totally mismanage it and let it spread to the rest of the world >close off to everyone and not allow foreign press in >be shocked when the rest of the world wants less and less to do with you Yeah it's been a lot of fun watching them overplay their hand and crash and burn.
