>be me at interview
>get asked a question
>"I'm sorry, I don't recall"
Be me at interview
Jayden Cooper
Dylan Edwards
Based
Jacob Lewis
Isaiah Price
Based on what?
Samuel Hughes
that's pretty based.
Michael Watson
>"I'm sorry, but I am going to have to decline this position."
Juan Roberts
based
Jack Gonzalez
I'M NOT OBLIGATED TO TELL YOU NIGGERS NOTHING
Evan Murphy
FUCK I LOST IT, AUDIBLY KEKD
Lincoln Anderson
R E T A I N E R
William Thomas
I don't get it
Bentley Ward
I'm sorry, I think I will save that answer for my first choice.
*360 MJ out of the room*
Nicholas Nelson
>FUCK NIGGERS
>FUCK KIKES
>FUCK JANNIES
Ryder Campbell
is this the most based thead on biz ever/???
Christian Lopez
Brehhhs how do you get good at star questions if you have no professional experience? I made a complete embarrassment out of myself my last interview, I ended up responding to half of the questions with "sorry I can't think of a time where something like that has happened to me"
I'm not a good liar so making up stories on the spot isn't an option. I feel like I'm never gonna get a job
Hudson Phillips
enroll in acting classes, then treat jerb interviews like casting couch.
Nathaniel Long
I've taken speech classes and have given tons of presentations over the years and every time I freeze up and shake uncontrollably. I fucking hate it but I can't help it. I do the same in interviews. I do the same talking on the phone. It's so fucking embarrassing and practice hasn't helped at all. I'm not even a socially inept guy, I have tons of friends and go out every weekend, im in a big fraternity on campus and talk to girls all the time, so I would think I have enough confidence for monologuing but apparently not. Why does my brain go retard autismo mode any time I have to speak in a professional setting?
Joseph Sanders
Sir, we'd like you to be our new CEO
Michael Garcia
>"That's an interesting question"
>don't give them an answer
Gabriel Hughes
Maybe you have gay
Liam Adams
Try taking propranolol before a speaking event / presentation / interview.
Dylan Ortiz
I used to have bad impostor syndrome like that. Experience is the only cure. I was at a job where everyone was older and I felt like a kid larping as an adult. Now I'm older, and work for a company where I'm more experienced than others so I feel in control. I used to take Propranolol which helped with the shaking and panic attacks but it isn't a good long term solution.
Dominic Jenkins
Fuck this was the situation I was in when I applied to be a security guard. I froze up on the “what’s your greatest weakness question” and had them all stare at me while my narcissistic ass searched my empty brain for two solid minutes. Fuck man just let me have my stupid low wage job where I sit in a car all day
Isaiah Thomas
>propranolol
save me the google search, what is this and is it a meme
Jeremiah Edwards
Also adding to this, I shake a lot when horny texting and before having sex to the point that it hurts my chest. Would it help with that?
Jason Davis
If you really have no professional experience, maybe draw from school or whatever else?
Just keep it really vague... only add detail if they pry further. "One time I was working in a group and had to act as mediator for two members who disagreed very often on how to approach things. Both of them refused to budge and argued with one another, but I was usually able to find the common ground to keep the project rolling smoothly."
This is a stupid question. Most employers actually worth working for won't bother with nonsense like this. Don't ever say something actually bad, it's bait. Just make up some bullshit about how sometimes you get too focused in on details and have to remind yourself to stop and look at the bigger picture.
Christopher Hill
It’s prescription drug, try phenibut instead it’s not fda regulated yet. It’s a Russian tranquilizer used to relax cosmonauts without cognitive interference
Michael Hughes
>HR roasties accompanied by acquisition chads
Ayden Bennett
I've tried this almost verbatim. Employers tend to pry as much as possible though and it makes me crack. From my own personal experience and the experience of my peers it's pretty clear that interviewers (especially ones for large companies) have a good nose for smelling shit.
Lucas Martinez
You know...owning the libs.
Caleb Myers
Its a medication known as a "Beta-Blocker".
It basically helps regulate your heart rhythm.
One of the biggest problems i had when performing (speech, musical performance, interview, etc) was not my mind, but my body.
Like you said, i could practice and practice - but when the time came to perform, my heart would basically freak out and dump adrenaline (fight or flight response), which would override whatever cool/calm mental attitude i was attempting to uphold.
This would create a body/mind loop which would take more of my attention to control, rather than focusing my attention on the performance at hand.
The best analogy i can think of, is its basically xanax for the body - rather than the mind.
Do some research, and tell your GP about your body anxiety problems.