Is there anything left for me to do in this world? Should i go and try out every drug? It's not like i got much else to look forward to at this age. Aside from my body crumbling down and spending the last 10 years of my life in diapers.
Turned 50 today
Tyler Morris
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Anthony Moore
it's over for you friend
Robert Ross
>50
>still on biz
Jackson Diaz
nigga if i was 50 and hadn't made it yet i would just take an $100k loan, take a trip to bangkok and go on a 6 month bender with coke and hookers. Would impregnate at least 30 tight brown asian holes. You;re a bit late, that's what i want to do once i graduate and reach 25, but you can still do it just fine.
Levi Myers
Holy shit, this guy may not be lying.
Zig Forums was started in '03, and was a spinoff of SomethingAwful, which was around at least since 2000.
He could have started posting on Zig Forums at age 32/33 in 03/04...
Look into cryonics.
Jason Perry
Run a marathon.
50 is no age, if you sit on your ass all day then your body will rot for sure but don't blame aging. You are 50, not 90.
Angel Ramirez
freeze yourself. dont forget to tattoo your private key inside of your foreskin, assuming you're not a (((burger)))
Andrew Hughes
>spending the last 10 years of my life in diapers.
>"They're not diapers, they're protective pads"
That's what you'll be saying when every last bit of your dignity is gone
Colton Hughes
Unironically a pretty based idea. There you go old man, freeze yourself and get unthawed once all this fuckign nonsense is over with.
Jace Gonzalez
Yeah, I mentioned cryonics.
Hope for a revival in a future where you can get a young, healthy clone body, and fuck hot chicks (whether real or sexbots).
Connor Murphy
I'm planning to pull a Bald and Bankrupt when I get old. If I ever have kids, it will be after they grow up. Otherwise just whenever I feel like it. His videos rekindled a desire for adventure that I lost years ago.
I don't know if that sounds appealing to you, but the thought of it is what keeps me going. Just the idea that I could fuck off to some place where nobody knows me and bum around looking for cool experiences.
Joshua Lopez
Cosplay Liquid Ocelot
Andrew Williams
Give us a qrd on your life
Noah Miller
>tfw I share this website with people 30 years older than me
wtf why do you still go here
Wyatt Smith
What is your networth?
Isaac Ortiz
>Should i go and try out every drug?
Nice LARP, thats something a 16 year old would say
Nathan Hall
No one is giving you a $100k loan to go on vacation retard
Lucas Lee
who said you should tell them the way you're going to use the money? ngmi grandpa
Anthony Hernandez
DMT
Ryan Cox
based
Samuel Garcia
>querying a website filled with 19 year old trannies advice on growing old
Joshua Edwards
No one is giving you a $100k loan without due diligence and collateral
Ian Gutierrez
SHE WAS ABUSSIVE TO DA STAAAAFFFFFF
Jeremiah Bell
i've been here since 2007, was already in my late thirties.
Running just delays the process really, my body is still going to rot.
Sounds like a good idea ngl
You'll still be here too when you're 50, it's going to happen sooner then you think.
I've been browsing the internet since the mid 90's. Got addicted and never left since. I suppose i do talk weird for someone of my age, i simply don't hang out with other boomers.
Jonathan Bailey
happy birthday op
Liam Brooks
Unironically take up yoga. Will give you another 10 yrs at least of mobility and not having to rely on canes or chairs to get around.
Jack Martinez
meh im 32 and got 5 years left till I retire from the military. I was an orphan and had nothing going for me so I enlisted at 37. Only dude I know who will be getting a pension.
Daniel Reyes
is that junior soprano
Daniel Butler
>Running just delays the process really, my body is still going to rot.
Nevermind you sound like a sadsack woe is me faggot. You can have your pity party by yourself.
Cooper Harris
What are you supposed to do when you get old
Where do you go
Aaron Richardson
Woah Corrado, you watch that mouth of youse, capish? You got virginia ham under youar arm and you're calling out for dirt
Parker Roberts
why are you hanging out with a bunch of late teens to mid 20 year olds on here?
Jeremiah Taylor
Wow, I hope you're not one of those guys I know who've worked in an airsoft store for 30 years - they behave like teenagers.
Zachary Rogers
>Selling pussy
>Dignity
Easton Jackson
No kids?
Ethan Adams
i'm 37. honestly i'll prob still be here in 13 years. so will you probably. we'll still be posting chainlink memes waiting for the singularity and chasing pump and dump shitcoins.
Caleb Campbell
i'm 27. honestly i'll prob still be here in 23 years. so will you probably. we'll still be posting chainlink memes waiting for the singularity and chasing pump and dump shitcoins.
Connor Reyes
He is pretty based, kind of a douche but yes, based, ngl
Jose Long
I'm turning thirty this year and honestly laughing at every zoomer here who thinks they aren't consooming a culture made by oldfags, and that they won't still be here in ten years. I found chans when I was twelve, you are never leaving either.
Elijah Morris
ITT
Delusional people who think they won't hit 50 still browsing the chans and remember this thread.