Tfw unironically dont have a single friend

Same, but since i got a wife i am happy and don't even care any more

I also don’t. I blame caffeine this shit feels so good why would I want to find something else that is more complicated to handle

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Do you have a hobby? Join others that do the same.

>tfw my only friend is my sister
>tfw she is like having a second mommy

thanks

your portfolio is green atleast, user?

You ever fuck her?

AZ?

Stop

32 and single...no friends. I always fade away from people in general after a week of talking. im just not interesting enough and feel like im a burden when texting people

This. At some point you just find yourself trying hard not to offend someone with your frankness but eventually decide it's just not worth it and decide to be yourself even if it means having no friends.

Friends are a meme. You took the bait, lad. Stop being such an oversocialised gay.

>sister
That's a man. What does she look like, I can put benin in bitch lasagne and be your friend

WHYD YOU POST IT AGAIN

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Yep. Land of wine moms, and people that are allergic to rain and snow.

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Posts like this made me turn around my self destructive pushing people away mental illness which I think originates from ones own insecurities and traumas.

I think most of us had a point where we really trusted someone in an autistic naive way (Khm, teen gf...) and then got stabbed in the back. After this when we notice the slightest "offness" in our friends behaviour we are quick to stab first.

Fortunately I managed to stop this vicious cycle in the 2nd year of my uni studies so I actually managed to keep/regain some friendships.

While in education I always managed to "shift" through different "friends" every few months while repeatedly backstabbing them when feeling like they might do it to me.

That shit doesnt work when done with your studies, you wont be in a super social environment anymore. Really, if you dont have friends but are still in university just keep in touch with people.

FOOD WORKS BEST - GIVE TASTY FOOD TO NORMIE HE WILL LIKE YOU THEY ARE LIKE ANIMALS THEY WILL REMEMBER THEY GET GOOD FEELING FROM HANGING OUT WITH YOU!

Really being a student automatically gives you credibility among other students. Got 2 nice friends from my last time blue collar job, it was pretty simple we were the 3 part timers and everyone else was blue collar boomers so naturally we became frendos. The boomers who had worked there for 50 years didnt understand how we are always at each other's places drinking after having been colleagues for 2 weeks kek.

So really if you are in school just really try to make an effort all will be 100x as hard after you are not a student anymore and this you are defined by your actual job and not what you plan to have as career.

Maybe with normies but there are millions of likeminded people like OP who are also just awkward nerds looking for a friend but has the same concerns. Go to forums specifically made for this and post an ad wanting to hang out with someone. And when you do meet up, have an open mind because the person may not seem very likeable or approachable at first, but that's just because of lack of social skills, he will probably feel the same about you. But just endure it and you will soon start to open up to each other and find common interests that you can talk naturally about.

That sounds gay...Just start a sport or something. After meeting a like minded shuttin you will have fun dissing on stacys and chads and enjoy having an IRL Zig Forums convo but it will get boring after a few hours and you end up ghosting each other. Best is to take up a hobby you can practice at home and join a club and pretend you "just havent done it for a while" while trying to do as you self thought at home.

OH LINKIIEES

>After meeting a like minded shuttin you will have fun dissing on stacys and chads and enjoy having an IRL Zig Forums convo but it will get boring after a few hours and you end up ghosting each other.
Maybe, but in that case it would just show that OP isn't really looking for a close friend after all. The problem with joining a sport/hobby etc is that it's so indirect that it's still very hard to talk to people and get to know them, much less become so good friends that you talk to each other outside that circle. I know, I have done several hobbies over the years like soccer, badminton, paragliding and I also have a job where I talk to colleagues every day. It has never resulted in a close friendship.

>tfw not a student but 20 years old and a khv who is about to suicide in a few months

>walking on eggshells around people

Absolutely and irrecoverably cucked, holy shit.