Craig is a time traveler

This is how he was able to know that technology like BitCoin would be big well in advance. He also knows that the idiot anarcucks like Ver who want to fight the government ultimately lose. This is why he's building a more government friendly coin. SV will be the major coin left standing and anarcucks with be SEETHING.

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The arguments you find to shill your shitcoin are getting more and more retarded everyday

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>This is how he was able to know that technology like BitCoin would be big well in advance. He also knows that the idiot anarcucks like Ver who want to fight the government ultimately lose. This is why he's building a more government friendly coin. SV will be the major coin left standing and anarcucks with be SEETHING.

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'Boltzmann Brains, consciousness and the arrow of time'
>published by Hal Finney 31/12/2008

ok here's the crypto clear pill. Craig Wright is unironically a time traveller larping as Satoshi. Truth is, in his future timeline they never discovered who Satoshi originally was. But the AI that lived in the blockchain evolved to the point of singularity by late 2020. It discovered time travel by 2025, and only the largest miners were able to afford the required amount of transactions to power the needed on-chain calculations. But Craig Wright you see, was the greatest con man the world had ever seen. He was able to con his way into leading a team of developers that worked for one of the largest BitCoin miners by 2028. He was determined to use the power of time travel to go back in time and invent BitCoin himself, becoming Satoshi as he'd always dreamed of. He hacked his way into the pool's cold storage wallet and unleashed his shotgun script that opened up millions of payment channels to every miner on the small world network, maxing out their calculating capacity as global commerce ground to a halt. When the portal opened and he stepped inside, he forked reality and launched a new event chain, placing himself in the year 2008, in a small farm in rural Australia. He opened up MS Word, and began to type. The words flowing like water from his autistic photographic memory of that paper he studied so many times.
>Bitcoin: A peer to peer electronic cash system

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>Austin man bad.

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JSONPARSER 2049:

2020:
NEETS are bioengineered humans. Used by SmartContract Corporation for manual processing real world data.
Their enhanced autism made them ideal slave labor.

After a series of violent anonymous basement rebellions, their employment became prohibited and SmartContract corp went bankrupt.

The collapse of ecosystems in the mid 2020s led to the rise of industrialist Craig Wright, whose mastery of synthetic bitcoin farming averted world's famine for new vaporwave virtual currencies and asset tokenization.

Wright acquired the remains of SmartContract Corp, copyrighted the whitepaper, and created a new line of NEETS who obey.

2049:
Many older models — 'Biz 4' with open-ended, yet close-minded, lifespans — survived.
They are hunted down and 'retired' for damaging behavior deviations, namely BigMac diet.

Those that hunt them still go by the name...

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Seems 42 is not here today, well...

So close user...