Are you prepared for the colossal correction?

How much SUTER do I need to buy right now to afford an iphone case like that with my dividends

Checked. Also SPBP.

imagine the smell

guys I matched with a cute 18yo on tinder - I'm 39. what do I say so I don't mess it up?

dude i am 99.99% certain that is my buddy's daughter wtf

Aughhhhh

you'll never be 15 and in love lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting not worrying about rent, bills, student loans only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday

you'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"

you'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just fuck like rabbits.

you're in your 20's now gotta get a good job gotta be a serious man now all the good ones are taken maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy

you have missed out on teenage love

Most of my friends who had girlfriends were whipped as fuck. Teen girls are demanding as fuck. And then some of them even got cheated on top of it all, left fucked them up. Pretty okay with avoiding that shit.

Hey you wanna meet for coffee? Then buy her an expensive gift. But just the one at the beginning, don’t buy her anything else.

I'm actually 6. Fuck you

>you'll never be 15
;_;

this is literally the worst advice I've ever fucking read, why do you give advice when you're blatantly inexperienced.

If she matched with you it was either because
A) it was a mistake - So you have no chance
B) She's into older guys and likes your look - Just proceed as normal and don't draw attention to the age gap, until she's screaming daddy while your railing her from behind.

how it actually goes:
>be both awkward
>zomg we are talking on the phone
>finally hook up after grueling courtship
>you nut in seconds
>two weeks later she breaks up with you
>you cry
rinse and repeat

Don't do this, don't buy women shit unless your dating and actually care about them.

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Keep in mind for every 100 matches you might get a single date. The market on tinder is fucked for dudes, your better off going to the bar then wasting time on tinder. Your best bet if you want to meet women is join a club or date your friends friends.

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I hope this exchange is real.

thanks I'm bad a small talk, isn't asking her out for a coffee straight away too soon? she must be into older guys. I'm bad at small talk and don't want to just start off with "hi how's it going" but anything else I think of sounds worse

>sup 'insert name' i'm free on 'insert night', come suck my dick

Probably? It tastes like heaven.

Is he prepared for my colossal erection?

I heard a dude say yikes today and it made me immediately lose respect for him.