I'm currently on unemployment making $1400 every 2 weeks. I have 4 more payments for a total of $5600 that I'll make within 2 months. My employer called me back to work but I'm a wageslave only making $13/hr. If I go back to full time I'll be making roughly $900 every 2 weeks. What should I do? Can I keep claiming benefits? Will I get arrested? I know its fraud bros but fuck its free money.
I'm currently on unemployment making $1400 every 2 weeks...
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Chimps are so based.
I dont know why we dont domesticate and incorporate animals into our society.
you could always lie and say you come down with flu like symptoms and need it to get checked out.
post more chimp webms pls
Don’t be fooled that guy probably had his face ripped off as soon as he turned the camera off
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that's why idiot
We tried now niggers are destroying our cities.
White women would prolly fuck em
Take the free money man, milk this dying system for every last pennie and put it into gold and silver.
You have to report that you were offered a job, they may or may not approve the rest of your benefits after that. But if they do, you shouldn't be on the hook for anything.
I want to work full time and keep getting benefits. What are the chances I come out ahead? Will thw IRS track me down? Don't niggers and other less desirables lie on their taxes all the time? They get away with it don't they....
>I'm currently on unemployment making $1400 every 2 weeks
in the UK you get £75/week. we like to torture the poor and the disabled.
If you collect money from working AND unemployment then yes, that is fraud and you will get fucked if you're caught.
>I dont know why we dont domesticate and incorporate animals into our society.
Are dogs, cats, and horses not animals?
But how likely is that? People claim dependents all the time that arent theirs, Im sure people fuck up their taxes all the time but get away with it...
You know what?
I've changed my mind
Thanks to them having your SSN they will know if you're working. Just don't do it bud.
Thanks user
I've been working 50+ hrs/week for the past three years and only made $55K/yr.
Now I sit at home, trade crypto, play STALKER and the govt pays me $1100/wk for staying inside.
I plan to ride the unemployment train as long as I can. This is a once-in-a-lifetime experience.
fucking degenerates slacking on my dime
may you die a painful death of coronavirus
The only way around is work off the books and not report it on your tax form while collecting unemployment. But all off the books work is below minimum wage or criminal activities.
No one checks that shit. So many people are doing it too.
Put all that extra cash aside and buy silver.
we did, and london is a dumpster fire
This
Lol only whites? You forgot Japanese that found a fucking gorilla in a zoo handsome and sexy.
All women are whores, Asian the most.
Why couldnt more people just say this. Fuck it user I think youre right. Im gonna roll the dice and work and collect the benefits. I wont spend the benefit money just in case I need to pay it back but if I get away scot free im buying pms
As for the chimp...
Meet travis...
This is Charla...
Travis didn’t like the way that Charla said hello that day, she he chewed her face and hands off, proper chimpanzee style.
Recently she shoved some raisins into her sockets and looks less hideous.
Never talked to chimps...
Never relax around
Don’t do it. Not work the risk for a few grand user. If you don’t want to go back to work then say your sick. Or quit. Get another job. Tons of other options. You had two months to figure this out.