I'M GOING TO BE SO FUCKING RICH

IM HIGH AS FUCK ON COKE TALKING TO TWO OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS ON HOW WE"RE GOING TO FUCK OVER EVERYONE IN THIS SMALL HILLBILLY TOWN WITH CRYPTO IM THE FUCKING WOLF OF STANCO BABY

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OP in 2 months

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IM FEELING GENEROUS SO ILL TELL ANY OF YOU NIGGAS MY PLAN IF YOU WANT TO KNOW SINCE IT WONT AFFECT ME.

Lets hear it, DiK

HOW EXACTLY? YOU DONT EVEN KNOW MY PLAN!

Alright cokebro spill it but type faster i aint got all day

Ahhh coke, the drug you take to tell lies with your friends lmao

Is that a plan?

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I read this as loud intense speech. Is this how I should read This?

Enjoy prison

Going to hide this thread. Babby's first coke binge.

OKAY SO BITCOIN IS KNOWN AS SOMETHING TO GET RICH QUICK BY EVERYDAY PEOPLE BECAUSE OF THE $20,000 BOOM BACK IN 2017 BUT THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO BUY OR EVEN GET STARTED WITH WALLETS. WE'RE PLANNING ON OFFERING PEOPLE BITCOIN BUT AT A 10% FEE. THEN WHEN THEY WANT TO CASH OUT WE'LL OFFER TO BUY AT A LOW PRICE BUT THEY'LL BE SO DESPERATE FOR CASH THEY'LL BITE.

SO BASICALLY SALE STUPID PEOPLE BTC THEN OFFER TO BUY FOR CHEAP WHEN THEY WANT TO CASH OUT BECAUSE THEY'LL HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO CASH OUT ON EXCHANGES.

NOTHING ABOUT THIS IS ILLEGAL!

Incredible idea user. Go for it.

OF COURSE!

THANK'S user!

hmm, sweet euphoria

what are you holding OP?

You're dead meat

Reported to the SEC

>he thinks anyone outside this containment board gives a single fuck about cryptodheli shit

Good look selling your make believe money to people with functional brains

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and they will trust you to pass them a wallet private key without copying it? lol

WHAT AM I DOING THATS ILLEGAL? THATS RIGHT, NOTHING.

ILL TELL THEM TO DOWNLOAD EXODUS WALLET ON THEIR PHONE AND THEN ILL SEND THEM THE BTC AFTER I GET CASH

HOW?

I ALREADY GOT 23 PEOPLE READY TO BUY THEY ALL THINK OF IT AS A WAY TO GET RICH QUICK

>tfw this idea is retarded but it gave me my own idea which will actually make $ and I’m not telling anyone.
Thanks druggie

>I ALREADY GOT 23 PEOPLE READY

Dude if you're this good a shilling make believe coins you'll make bank selling something with substance, talk to an Amway representative and tell them you want in on the scheme, if you're really this motivated (doubt is not a larp) you'll have a platoon of Amway zombies bringing you fresh meat every day for you to brain wash in to the biggest opportunity of their lives and how you a generous millionaire who's given Ted talks is willing to share the secret of becoming rich selling Amway.
This who shit your pitching is illegal on many ways and minimum you'll chew on you're own molars if a red neck decides he wants he's whole thousand dollars back after bit coin dropped 70% in the next 2 weeks

Unlicensed investment advice.
Enjoy getting raped by SEC and FINRA

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That's literally fraud.

>2 months
try again with 2 weeks

NO PROBLEM SEXY

HOW IS IT FRAUD TO SELL BITCOIN?

I'M NOT GIVING INVESTMENT ADVICE IM JUST SELLING BTC

I'm gonna do the same, but instead I'll give them BCH and tell them that's the real Bitcoin.

I DON'T WANT PART IN ANY "SCHEMES"

It's fraud because your entire business model revolves around tricking people into giving you money so that you can lock them out of their investments for the explicit purpose of conning them out of their money.