Congratz user, you just won the lottery, 10 million dollars are now all yours!'

Reward myself with some comforts but diversify 50% of it into multiple markets and put the rest into low risk/savings.

I’d like to grow the winnings and my lifestyle is/would remain very simple.

It's not 10 million cause u would have to pay like 50 percent tax so it's more like 5 million

Buy a nice beach house for my parents. Put most of it in safe stocks to live off of the dividends. Keep a bunch to buy a car, go back to Japan, buy new dragon dilldos and such

>5 million in bank account with a decent interest rate

This proves you know nothing. Next time put statements like this first so I don't have to read your whole post and waste my life.

I bet you’re a fucking rock star at parties! Let’s just say for the sake of retard here, that we cleared 10 million after taxes.

Seriously kill yourself.

Say if I was not taxed for it like in countries such as Australia.

I would put a million to Universa Tail Hedge fund as insurance: zerohedge.com/markets/black-swan-hedge-fund-advised-nassim-taleb-returns-3612-march

Wait for the market dip and buy a split of ARKW and TQQQ with about $6 million.

Put $1 million into the Margin Lending Fund for 10% grow annually: invictuscapital.com/imlFund

Spend the last $2 million in BTC.

That's my long term portfolio set.

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prob let my CFA buddy who works for wells fargo and makes 160k a year manage about half of it. with the other 5, I'd get a house, pay off all my debt and family debt. pay off close friends debt. invest about 4 million into good stocks of my choice and try to flip

Buy an olive farm in Corsica and try to find a big titty med wife and just live comfy and maybe sail the med a bit

Spend 10 million on lottery tickets

>What do you do right after it?
All in on Bitmex, x20 long @ 8500.

based

1 Mil gold
6 Mil Link
1 Mil BTC
1 Mil buy house in rural area as a safe retreat
500k charity (partly to Christians in Palestina and Syria to piss of Jews, partly to white supremacist orgs in Europe)
500k dunno

Invest the entire amount into dividend stonks, should get paid a cool 200,000 USD a year for doing nothing.

>put 10 million in aave
>wait for a dump
>take out 2.5 milli for the dump
>fomo in another 2.5 milli if it dips or rises
>put 5 mill back into aave
>take out a 5 mill loan.
>put half into gold coins
>put half into swing stack shitcoins
>Take out interest on the initial 10 mil
>splerge a bit
>hope that Zig Forums can make some right calls for me
>loan another milli for house and car
>buy latvian ice princess
>maybe a couple more of them
>diversify
>no niggers tho
>just more ice princess
>you know, blonde hair, pale skin, piercing blue eyes, green eyes too
>from different countries tho
>Just the way god intended
>keep coming on Zig Forums for the tips
>keep cumming on /bitches/ with my tip
>die

>Money goes into index funds that give reliable dividends
>Sell my house
>Move to Wyoming
>Move into a smaller house
>Spend the rest of my life mountain biking and rock climbing
>Spend nowhere close to the amount of money I'm making from dividends alone

That is all I want to do. One day, I fantasized about winning the lottery and doing that and then realized I don't need millions of dollars to do it, I only need like $30,000/year.

>Keep the winnings anonymous (hopefully I live in a state that lets me do this)
>Take the lump sum
>Dump it into safe investments with a 6% ROI
>Draw 4% annually
>That's my income
>Don't think about my lump sum anymore, it doesn't exist so far as my day-to-day is concerned
>Buy a modest house on 30-year mortgage with a good roof
>Get a used Prius
>Maybe step up from clothes shopping at Walmart to clothes shopping at GAP
>Use the rest of my income to support myself without working and pursue hobbies that interest me
>Tell anyone who asks what I do for a living that I do remote IT for some random company.
>Never tell anyone about my lotto winnings ever. Not wife, not children, not anyone, never.

Easy shit.

I laughed at this too, half his money wouldn't even be beating inflation. Lol

There are only like 10 states that don't make it public that you won or allow you to keep anonimity unfortunately. Even they make it hard if I remember correctly

The good news is most people don't regularly check their state's lotto websites to see which of their high school classmates, acquaintances and former coworkers won the lottery. But yes, it's bullshit and the very existence of this state-sanctioned get rich quick scheme is proof the government hates you.

>advertise the lotto as a hail mary play that will immeasurably improve your life when it pays off
>force you to identify yourself to claim winnings, ensuring you can never have normal human relationships ever again and probably putting you on a shortlist of assassination and burglary targets

Seems like a shitty deal desu

Pay my taxes and then buy a nice meal at Wendy's with what's left

This. 1 trillion eoy.

I'm assuming your name would be on the local news station briefly so if someone even a few people removed from your usual social contacts might send it down the grapeline. I guess if ever questioned you might be able to say "If only, I guess it was another Chad Chadderson, what are the odds?!" Just don't let them get a picture. Lol

Honestly, its a bit weird and does seem almost like a dick move by design. I'm curious of the logic by the "officials"

grapevine*

all in ETF and never work again

All in sqqq