/smg/ Stock Market General

GREEN TUESDAY EDITION

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/love/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

For the newfags
nhentai.net/g/224600/
nhentai.net/g/225553/

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party hats

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She looks ridiculous with hotdogs and burgers on her head

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I'm afraid to ask what's going on with the bellybutton.

based, trannies are disgusting monsters

I went all in on 3x leveraged short ETFs. You fucking faggots said it was a triple top inside of another triple top. All the TA pointed to another leg down. Thinking about live streaming my suicide now

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That’s where his penis used to be

belly button piercing

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100% of my poasts were shitpoasts, consult your financial professional before making any investment decisions.

>triple top inside of another triple top. All the TA pointed to another leg down.

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>he bought SPX instead of NASDAQ

YIKES. spx is such a cuck index. NASDAQ is always hitting ATH. Nasdaq is best index in world. 100% of money in QQQ is all you need. fuck all other etfs.

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How do I long the civil war? Also, I only respect cunny, bros.

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A hopium train, filled by Infinite money doesn't care about TAs. Every single metric and TA says we are overbought and yet we are breaking resistence after resistence.

Never be a bear.

These futures are fucking insane.

I think you mean 100% in TQQQ, my good sir.

>please invest in The South Sea Company

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Welp, looks like I’m stocking back up on GOVT.

Fuck yeah 3 days feels like forever

They are. Look at the wick on that last red candle.

Second.

Everyone is drunk from Memorial Day and sitting in front of their Bloombergs just wasted buying

Stupid bears, everything has returned to normal.

USA
S
A

Wow!

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So when do you think society is going to memory hole these last 3 months?

I could have seen them pulling off an anthology video with that like Interstella 5555 or something.
It would have needed a lot of polish.

Based and bondpilled

>Staten Islanders
not really surprising, in fact very based
If you're not in a rural area wear the damn mask

>How do I long the civil war?
See, I like that you're a cunnyposter, but I don't like that you're a dumb enough cunt to believe in happenings like a US civil war.

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minorities will do it faster because they gave 0 shits about "social distancing" or wearing masks.

>tfw bought 296 SPY calls on friday expiring tuesday.

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it's very easy to be smug when your positions are backed by:
1. the US central bank
2. the swiss banc
3. saudi arabia sovereign wealth fund
keep buying. surely you are all smart and handsome men, that's why we all hang out on Zig Forums together :)

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I'm going to bed, let's see where it ends up in 7 hours.

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wooooow an entire 3x? is that it? you put a few pennies into a 3x leveraged short? you've lost literally fuck all nothing
get the fuck out this general

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Was it aliens?

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looking at my stocks has helped me wake up in the morning but sometimes I'm afraid to look

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>going to bed at the bogging hour
F for all securities. Nothing will be safe now.

"Fuck Your Puts"

Jerome Powell

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Biz anons who are into natural gas which of these stocks would you recommend I toss a 1,000 into? ET, LNG, or TELL?

that... did not age well

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VET

Bro you just gonna post my daughterfu and not say anything nice about her?

>All the TA pointed to another leg down
I disputed that assessment but the bobos didn't want to hear it. TA on Thursday and Friday was neutral leaning slightly bullish. Fuddy duddies were all 'nuh uh! muh triple top! muh everything bubble! muh second wave!' etc.

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stupid fucking bear

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It will be another leg down, just when it hurts the greatest amount of retail retards like (you).

The fact that I can identify exactly who you are on an anonymous website is extremely bearish for your chances of fucking 7/10 hapa qts.

nice work user. don't get greedy though.

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Interesting night. I want to see how tomorrow unfolds with VIX futures still so relatively high despite such massive gain.

>fed printing infinite money
>banks no longer required to have any fractional reserve
>largest stimulus in history
>i will bet against this
lmao

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Bee careful

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I used to complain that the world was unfair but now I understand that’s always the case, you just need to make it unfair in your favor

seriously j pow needs a fucking raise. like history is going to say this was impossible to recover right? a fucking PANDEMIC

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I should have invested my last 20k last week.

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Can we at least have a healthy pullback for once? Not feeling really great to straight pump from 279 to 301. Kek

That's a bold claim. I can't even tell exactly who I am. Are you describing that cosplayer as a 7/10 hapa qt? Are you projecting some of your own frustration with your present lack of success with women?

>VIX futures still so relatively high
how many times did you post that in the last thread?
We get it. You fucked up and are desperate for a scrap of hope. And you're obsessed with transexuals, likely because of your own latent homosexuality. You're not like the other bears, you're a genuine failure. Consider hanging yourself.

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It's a very strange thing.
About 70% of your body is water.
Yet 0% of your portfolio is.
It's liquid platinum you know?
Take a step back.
Can you really justify not owning water?
Someone gets that water to your house.
Someone cleans that water.
Someone makes equipment for water products.
And you're not in on it.
Nothing's stopping you.
Go with the flow.

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Let’s go boys

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>market is literally closed for entire day
>SPY goes up to 3k
The rug pull is going to be fucking amazing. We're going to see a circuit breaker again.

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Is it wrong to think my only chances lie in put options for the next couple months?

It will inevitably dip back down to 330 once it hits 340 next week. I did some ta on it.

IF YOU BET AGAINST THE FED YOU BETTER HAVE A HUGE DICK AND THE CONFIDENCE THAT COMES WITH IT.

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