Imagine missing out on once in a lifetime event to invest in the stock market with everything down more than 50% while...

Imagine missing out on once in a lifetime event to invest in the stock market with everything down more than 50% while holding rotting bags of useless imaginary meme coins

>You can't make monies with boomer stonks

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Teach me. I have 100k on td

you dont have that but if you have buy KTOV, ignore others

You could have 5x your money if you bought Theta, retard.

Just buy literally anything. Line go up

Sorry. It's actually 9x.

Teache how to invest in us stock market while not being american

Just use common sense

What companies are doing poorly due to corona that will be doing well once it's over

>Disney
>Delta
>Carnival
>Most Index Funds

Don't do this.

Yes I do....

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He funded his account an additional $50K at the beginning of the month. That's why the big jump.

Ads $50k to your TD account, it will magically jump 50%, too

Should I buy long dated near the money calls or just the stock?

Personally I've just been buying the stock.

I'm already risking too much with crypto and my buys didn't execute for biomedicals before they went 300% so now I've bought oil companies. Once air travel picks up again I expect their dividend to go back up.

Jesus, man. If you'd have just had that money in something as simple as VOO or VTI, you'd have been up like $30k

Buy REFR

im too scared to do anything

Also Southwest, United, and gaming stocks.

nice
show holdings

.... buy guns an gold then like the other schizos

Zig Forums ladies and gentlemen.

Don't mock this approach.
This strategy actually made people billionaires over the past decade.

and how many people bought that shit memecoin? 1 cryptotard out of 10k?

damn dude way to go

Also, any fund manager who hasn't at least tripled his AUM during the past decade (from gains) should not be given any money to anymore.

If you are younger, use this as a opportunity to buy and hold for the next 20 years. Just stuck your toe in the water. If you are scared, just take 5 or 10 k and invest in some index funds and sit back. Do some research. Figure out your goals

mmm the stock

god you fucking retards

sell NOW

I wasnt really mocking, It actually made me smile, I love Zig Forums and wouldnt do anything to hurt it, except for all the niggers, kikes and curry niggers on here, they can fuckoff, but the rest of you's are alllllll riiiiiiggggghhhhhttt

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COINTARDS BTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFO

I didn't hold anything for two long. Was trading more than holding.

But I did make a nice profit from buying MRO, LUV shares.
Also played with call options here and there with SPY and Boeing.
Currently mostly in cash, except holding small portion of BA long term calls.

If you got into any stocks, i mean any a month or two ago, you would be up right now with a nice profit.

Can't really say buy this or that because I have no idea what will happen from here hence I'm in mostly cash right now.

this is the market we are in right now to be honest.