/smg/ - Stock Market General

I was ahead of my time

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And sometimes, when I’m feeling spicy, cash secured puts.

Typical PnD which also means a good short play.

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Why don't bulls know what a V looks like?

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Covered calls are comfy as fuck, bros.

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Any advice for somebody sitting in cash about to enter into investing on the ASX? I want to hodl long term and do the whole dollar cost av dealio.

From back in Feb. Good analysis and explanation for the Yuan devaluation everyone was debating in the last thread

1/2

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square root symbol recovery, whatever

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2/2

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Why on earth would you look into ASX now of all times?

Don't ever hodl, make your gains and get out.

nah fuck you, and fuck this fucking useless thread, your average blurbs aren't funny and you don't know shit like the rest of this retarded board

Close enough

statnews.com/2020/05/26/moderna-vaccine-candidate-trial-participant-severe-reaction/

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Thanks senpai.

Not the first time Coronavirus vaccines resulted in that.

hell yeah. another rally today confirmed

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It's okay, just dip them in a tub with ice.

What got into your ass nignog?

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twitter.com/studioincendo/status/1265513560228139008

btw the situation in Hong kong is getting worse.... i wonder if this is good since china has more issues

Have to agree. Don't like how weebs usurped /smg/. They can't control their obsession and probably can't control their money. Going to post in other threads from now on.

it looks so futuristic

Yes, time to GTFO pajeets and crypto retards from the board too

Just woke up to take a piss and checked on my phone, it's already 2am and you're still posting. Go to sleep you maniac.

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I only sleep like 5 hours a day. My body involuntarily wakes me up at market open.

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>weebs
>pajeets
>crypto
You just described 99% of Zig Forums. You are welcome to take your highfalutin 1% smarty pants cool guy butt out and back to whatever ivory tower you climbed down from.

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>futures green
thank you jerome

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