/SMG/ - Stock Market General
RED DILDOS EDITION AAAAAAAAAA
Brokers
pastebin.com
>Stock market Words
pastebin.com
>Risk Management
pastebin.com
>Educational Sites
investopedia.com
khanacademy.org
nhentai.net
>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com
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nhentai.net
finviz.com
tradingview.com
etfdb.com
investing.com
finance.yahoo.com
msn.com
biopharmcatalyst.com
bogleheads.org
dividendchannel.com
fintel.io
squeezemetrics.com
market24hclock.com
tradingeconomics.com
twitter.com
a n i m e
Should I sell Tesla before launch today? As I see it that’s the pinacle of hype for forseeable future
nice try bobos
I was thinking that if the rocket exploded that would probably pop the tesla bubble.
stop making me horny
it would probably pump even more
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT BROS
Oh does Tesla make Rockets now?
Why the fuck is the tradingview screener so fucking broken for non-US stocks? One day I use it and it works just fine for CAD stock, the next it gives me 0 hits with all filters disabled, but the search column says '3 items'. How2fix?
>i'm going to buy more (RTX) today!
Why are people averaging up? Why didn't you just buy all (ticker) you were going to buy when it was cheap? You didn't make any money between two weeks ago and now, people only get paid monthly
can someone make a real thread
Last chance to step on the FRO rocket
KRAMER CALLING OUT EVERYONE. MARKET IS MOVING UP TOO FAST (airlines,cruises, tech)
I should have bought more banks
No but half their value is Musk’s cult of personality
big buy signal
The rest of the links OP forgot:
>Screeners
finviz.com
tradingview.com
etfdb.com
>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com
finance.yahoo.com
msn.com
>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com
>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org
>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com
>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io
>Misc
squeezemetrics.com
market24hclock.com
tradingeconomics.com
Previous thread:
Shitloads of idiots invest in Tesla as a way of investing in the umbrella that is Elon Musk's general works.
Bullish.
Oh look it's the "buy Bear Sterns" Jew.
>tankers
>rocket
you must be the faggot that tried to play up a .7 dip in the oil price
>fed BRRRRRRRRR’ing
>V shaped recovery
>all my gold and silver stocks tanking
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Did you know cramer is a manlet? I just found that out today.
I didn't forget them.
Who would bet against the recovery when every single player is massively aligned to just steamroll through it?
Think about the bodycount associated with unchecked corporate growth and globalization; a few hundred thousand deaths is literally nothing.
The same corporate media and markets that absolutely lost their minds when Trump announced 100-200k US deaths in March, are now sailing through an actual 100k bodycount without much of a care. They have no interest in prolonging the panic, every interest in putting it to bed and returning to profit growth.
Don't bet against the machine.
Your Tesla puts will expire worthless, I learned this the hard way
First for fuck anime
I hope you learned a valuable lesson on challenging the fed
Imagine betting against the Fed.
I want to buy puts so bad! Why can't I learn my lesson?
Then why did you leave them out?
>he trusted a Jew
>Did you know cramer is a manlet? I just found that out today.
Wow, 5'6" had no clue he was so short.
Yeah "bro," today's the day!
>newfags creating threads
stop
When I say half the value is musk, I don’t mean that as a bad thing. He’s the visionary of our century. He and Grimes shall Shepherd us into a new epoch
i am thinking of buying a strangle on TSLA, ideas?
>muh fed
This is average Joes with nothing else to do with their time and money during lockdown than start trading stocks.
And they pretty much all just caught the bottom of a historic dip.
>Powell says we're in for a long ride
>cash and going short is against the FED
I learn something new everyday.
I felt like it.
He has a munchkin voice so I figured he was a dwarf.
I have made significantly greater gains now that I stay the absolute fuck away from options.
I don’t know how to pick em. Simple as
40% of my shit is tech stocks aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
MODERNA BTFO
thoughts on MGM?
haha yeah, futures are through the roof today is definitely going to be blood red by fellow bear bro!
It's all going to 0.
Will SPCE benefit from launch?
Norwegian Airlines, denbury recources is it the gamble worth?
You say this but I bet now that we are all humbled and/or wiser next time some shit like this happens and we all think we know how to handle it, shit will go completely the other way and machine will crumble because fuck you.
..I’ll brb
STOP PROPPING UP THE MARKET
Jokes on you, the rest of them are up by 10%.
Cramer told me to buy ETSY at the top...
If the fed controls everything is it really a free market?
I have the same issue.
My work around is viewing the site in a private window seems to give me all the results this way
Wasn't someone on here trying to shill KTOV like last week? I don't know why else I would have it bookmarked
Is moderna a buy?
No.
There's no such thing as a "free" market.
I'd like to take this time to have everyone recognize my huge balls for putting in 5k (half my cash) into Hertz yesterday at the last minute. Up 50% premarket.
I only had a couple shares, but i dumped mine at $57, wish i just would have held on to them and made a couple percent
Got 460 euro from tanker divvy. What should I get in the short term to offset the other losses on that shitshow? I don't trust the market at all but I hate sitting on my thumbs sitting on all the cash in my savingsaccount.
OK LADS,
STRANGLE ON TSLA VS
PUTS ON SHOP
WHATS BEST ?
>FRO is finally positive
My...my bags. My training has paid off, they feel so light it's like they're not even there.
Is this the cringiest bear cope of all time? The market should be crashing right now jerome is just propping it up brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
The global economy is open economy couldnt be recovering on its own yet
>try something that makes no sense at all
>totally fixes the problem
What did computers mean by this?
exactly, its a fantasy
mfw im in CCL
Ive been telling you guys this for a month now.
Still not listening.
a few painfully obvious ones that will bust through their current market cap.
PHUN
AMRS
CGC
draftkings will be 50+ soon as well
Wait a little more but yes
WHY THE FUCK IS TECH DOWN??? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ho lee fuk
>record unemployment
Stocks only go up
>he doesn't take jerk brakes
What are you even doing, man?
HODL ONTO SEA CATS
Does anybody else want to see the spaceX rocket blow up, but the astronauts parachute back to earth?
post all
Your balls are observed and admired. May fortune smile upon you at opening.
Hey guys, got a question. A company has a certain share price, which suddenly drops. How is this reflected in the balance sheet - does its assets drop, or its equity under liabilities?
What about an investment bank? Say share price of previous company drops, this is then reflected in IB's assets, right?
>through the roof
>1-1.5%
You can not be this fucking retarded, nigger. Please be baiting
You refuse to learn anything. dotcom shit is going to dump.
kek
get btfo techie
any chance of a rug being pulled today?
god, that scares the shit out of me. am i alone in getting unnerved by that?
>tfw you realize the American economy is just another weapon in their arsenal to maintain their dominion over their world order.
Really makes you appreciate the meaning of superpower
I want the astronauts to blow up and the rocket the parachute down
Meh, I guess I'll use the yahoo screener instead. Not quite as good, but good enough. Doesn't have this problem. Pain in the ass to juggle 3 tools just to make a trade though. Why couldn't I be american't, life would be so much easier.
you're right, surely today is the day of the big crash you've been predicting to happen every day for the last month
kek
We are now an agrarian society without the need for technology.
Damn fellow CUK
V shaped recovery for transport sports and retail
psst, hey kid, did you hear about them murder hornets, unemployment numbers and airborne aids from Wuhan china?
i'm actually getting out of rtx if it hits 68 today since all my eggs are in that basket. I should have diversified.
More tankers. Or wait for next dip and buy an airline unironically just to swing when it goes back up.
It is such an amazingly wonderful feeling. All my tankers positive and making me money now!.....except DHT.
HOLD ON SEA CATS
6 minutes until bears are irreparably fucked
Had that happen in KSP due to a misplaced decoupler.
SpaceX is Tesla
>why is dotcom bubble 2.0 popping
>130 years to get a return on investment.
why did you buy DHT? it’s a shit company
Imagine being so stupid you can't understand smart money already made out.
DHT is making me sad. A month ago it seemed like one of the safer and better bets within the tanker segment. Still down 230 euro's on them. Now it is too late to get into FRO I feel. At least not until another dip.
JPM gang RISE UP
FUCK WMT
>that's for your lots
>not todays overnight gain
I was going to freak out.
TANKER. CHADS.
>up 9% pre
No doubt, there will be more catastrophes, and the unprecedented growth and complexity of the machine make it even more fragile.
The learning here is that the machine can easily handle a pandemic that is only mildly more dangerous than the flu (and primarily to older/immunocompromised people).
The inevitable next pandemic may be completely different and will require a totally new strategy.
Hey /smg/
Why did I sell my winners and hold my losers
Why
Fuck GSX, this gay shit should not be going back up
I'm not even a bear you FUCKING FAGGOTS. 1% IS NOT "THROUGH THE ROOF" YOU GOD DAMN FUCKING NIGGER RETARDS.
TOO MANY NEWFAGGOTS
TOO MANY MIGAPEDES
TOO MANY BOOMERS
TOO MANY RETARDED FUCKING NIGGERS
I forsee great gains today as well
RIP to the guy who said he was buying Jnug at 100 a few days ago at the same time I decided to sell my shares in it.
Shhh, shhh, let it happen. You don't want to be awake for the opening bell.
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
There now, don't you feel better. I'll wake you up when it's all over
by 9 bucks calls are still worthless. At 8.80. lmao
>GOLD still dumping
Panic selling at this point.
BELL OPENING, TIME TO SELL AND COME BACK TO BUY AT CLOSE!
Fuck Microsoft
1 MINUTE
just sell the nasdaq futures bro. we're making bank over here.
That would make some sense if earnings weren't growing spectacularly YoY.
$FSLY and $PD are hemorrhaging me money, fren.
>MSFT
>AMD
Jesus Christ
Okay so why did /tsg/ die where are the rest of the tankerfags?
It is a good company actually. "muh note" fears keeping it down even though it isn't a new thing.
I got no commentary for dips or when to jump in now since I am hoping we are finally on the Big Port, but DHT was one of the safest when this started. By far. Now...the performance just been lacking severely. If we get another day like yesterday though I will be green enough to ignore it.
WE'RE BACK!
>SOXL
>Up 14.88% last month