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/SMG/ - Stock Market General

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA edition

Sticky
>oops

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first for DAL

someone help me understand whats going on

>sold to close DIS calls
>received message saying the order is complete
>still gaining money in my account from the DIS calls for some reason

Fuck your shit.

First for being a faggot

third for AAL

shitty brokerage

sage goes in all fields. fuck off kiddo.

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I'm fucking bored. Can some one make the lines move really fast again?

SELL EVERYTHING AND BUY SPY BULLBROS
HOLD THE LINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fuck you

I added anime to my filters and this thread has never been higher quality

Just buy LMT.

*slurrrrrrrrrrps*

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but if we sell everything one that just make it go down further?

This is an incel moment.

You may be wondering what an "incel moment" is, well here it is, defined.

-When confronted with interracial relationships, this triggers a primal urge in the incel. Half enraged, half aroused he is reminded by his own loneliness and the high desire to be in a meaningful relationship with a women. Protip, he never will

-When confronted by criticism of race and gender dynamics, wojacks, ad-homs will follow. The incel isn't educated so his immediate reaction is to rage and expose his white fragility

-Though he posts photos and memes about how he hates women, all he wants is to be with a women. The problem is, he's not attractive and never will be. Women avoid him like a plague so he attacks anonymously on the internet (notice how he's a complete coward).

-His response when he has no argument is typical "dilate", "nigger", "cope" "seethe" etc. You know when they post this, you've won and witnessed an incel moment.

-Deep down, they're extremely fragile and insecure. They've never really interacted with people outside of their own family so they've never developed proper intellectual and emotional relationships.

-Typically lean right, MAGA despite not really knowing anything about policy, history or society in general. They're obsessed with SJW's, women, minorities even though they don't know any. Easily brainwashed and indoctrinated. Youtubers like PJW, Milo & Steven Crowder have them changing their worldviews every video they post. They're unable to form coherent arguments but are overly emotional when it comes to issues. Notice phrases like "Political correction is destroying our media!" despite not giving any examples on set topics.

That's it folks, a quick guide to spot incel moments and incel rage. Pass it along.

So this was the whole power of the bobos? SPY is already up 0.5%....

Fag

>buying spy
>not spxl
ngmi

bought some calls, thanks bobos

bagholding amd from 54

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>europe still green

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WTF DO I DO WITH MARK, do I sell or hold?

>I sell my underperforming QQQ today and all-in SPXL
>SPY immediately begins to crash for the rest of time

God damnit.

Stick it in your arse.

Trailing stop loss.

inter-racial relationships are immoral and wrong

I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in user. None of you know how to actually value a company. You have no fucking clue how taxes work. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are too fucking uneducated and stupid to comprehend how fucked you are.
Idk why I'm even posting this, fucking good luck kids.

When's the next big sell off? I need to secure a position before COVID19 ends

UAL and JBLU for the win

you missed it

Here's the REAL thread you lazy fuckers.

S&P500 Futures are now red!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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My stocks are higher than what I bought them for yet I'm still minus.
I'm a brainlet explain pls

FUCK DASDHJ THE DAY I WENT BACK IN THE SHIT IS GOING DOWN. I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOLDEN BULL ERA

Fees nignog

Boy do I regret selling my MARK a couple weeks ago, god damn. I'm gonna do any of you hodlers a favor and not fomo in since it would crash right after certainly.

GOLDEN BULL RUN IS CANCELLED

JEROME?

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Jerome is dead!

Based. Life is much happier when you are secure in own emotions and do best to take people, all people of different creeds and colors at face value till they give you reason not to.

Spending so much of life hating is a waste. Big waste.

fuck off thread splitter

Thread splitters are worse than those guys that date a niggeress and get disowned by their family.