Why don't you ever answer your phone when we call you its because we need you

hilarious

You’re a total bitch lmao I refuse to answer my phone at one second past 5pm and I am a successful paraplanner soon to be IFA. Keep telling yourself that so you can sleep at night being such a pathetic bootlicker

boomer

why would the company give you the phone and the number if youre not available the moment the clock shows 5?

>paraplanner
a what? I've heard of paralympics so... good for you, lil buddy.

ok, i googled paraplanner and apparently you're a secretary. Again, good for you, but if you wanna get up there with the bosses, youre gonna have to be more invested in the enterprise that employs you, and not treat it the same way a kid treats school.

Is that a serious question? Do you think I get pulled into a room and vetted on my phone usage? Not everyone is some cucked call centre slave being watched and yelled at 24/7 you realise, I work from home without asking and no one cares.
And a paraplanner is to an IFA what a paralegal is to a lawyer. It’s a really cool job that I enjoy and I’m excited to qualify as a financial adviser so I can double my wages.
You’re clearly jealous, funny really

>qualify as a financial adviser so I can double my wages.

But you're already a "successful paraplanner" lol. You're either successful or a paraplanner buddy, cant be both.

Also, hotshot, i can tell that if the boss ever cared enough to call you past 5pm, you'd be on that phone in a heartbeat.

I only answer a call if it’s your mother or one of your sisters.

Well I’m 21 and earning 37k pound sterling a year and that will go up to 62k once I pass two more modules in my CII exams. I’m no hedge fund manager but I think I’m doing pretty well. And I don’t answer my phone to my boss after 5pm, I raise it the next morning and ask what was the matter and no one gives a shit. COPE

> And I don’t answer my phone to my boss after 5pm, I raise it the next morning and ask what was the matter
Let's be honest, user - this literally never happened.

SEVENTEEN PM

>he thinks schlomo will throw him a bone for breaking his back
Hahahahaha

I don’t think you realise that most people who aren’t bottom level customer service or retail drones don’t live in fear of being fired and they’re not desperate to appease their boss. I’m not special, most people in my office don’t reply to group chats, pick up their work phone or respond to emails outside of work hours unless it’s tax year end or someone is retiring we all liked or something. You clearly have a shit job and you’re mad about it

>blah blah

Did this ever happen?
> And I don’t answer my phone to my boss after 5pm, I raise it the next morning and ask what was the matter

What’s the point in me saying yes when you clearly don’t believe me lmao

Just answer and I promise I will believe you.
Did this ever happen?

>Task needs go-ahead from boss before it can be completed
>Even though we only received it today, it needs to be cleared today because someone else fucked up.
>Send an email with a run down of situation at 8 AM
>come 2 PM still no response
>call
>straight to voicemail
>call again an hour later
>rings with no answer
>5.30 PM, just getting ready to go home
>get an email from the boss giving the go-ahead
>literally one line "Hi user, please proceed with your suggestion, thanks"
>spend the next hour doing paperwork

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Sure it did, it's not like I ignored an urgent call that I knew was urgent. You're acting like it's a big deal when it's not. My boss called last week at like 6pm, ignored it, next morning I messaged on slack saying 'Hey I saw a missed call what's up' and she said she was wondering whether I'd put in my holiday request or whether it had already been approved by Becky in HR. Again, most people are like me, you are an exceptionally sad, keen bootlicker. I imagine you called teachers 'sir' in school and offered to carry their books to 'get ahead in life' lmao.

>I don’t think you realise that most people who aren’t bottom level customer service or retail drones don’t live in fear of being fired and they’re not desperate to appease their boss.
This is so fucking far from the truth it's pretty obvious you don't know what you're talking about. I've worked with lower level staff all the way up to senior executives of multinationals, and bar-none the higher a position someone is in the more of their personal time they dedicate to work and answering their superiors. Usually lower level staff aren't reliable, and don't take responsibility for the task outcome or quality performance, which is why they usually stay lower level.

whatever drone

He's right though. I work as a financial advisor actually, small business nepotism, and the only people who aren't expected to work off the clock are the lower level guys

No he's not, no you don't, and no they aren't.

Lol, ok buddy. You want a pic? What you want, client account values, RIA docs, my CFP? If you want boomer money you have to play the boomers games, sorry.

That's some nice bait.

No, he's just a typical burger, that's how things are there. They really are like that. I've worked with some, they're the most egregious willing wagie cucks on the planet, absolutely insufferable. Nothing more pathetic than slaves actually proud of being slaves. And never, ever have one as a boss. I'd rather work for a Chink.