Fuck KYC

Is there a single exchange that doesn't require me to upload my whole genome sequence in order to buy and exchange DECENTRALIZED and ANONYMOUS shitcoins? Why do I have to use a CashTerminal to buy Monero just to flip it to something else?
Why the hell do exchanges require a fucking account when I can use Metamask. This is not security, these are fucking hoops one has to jump through. I have a pre-paid debit card with fiat. I use it to buy the shitcoin of my choosing giving them the deposit address, I then use this address to load the balance on the exchange of my choosing. All of this can easily be done in Metamask or any other wallet app.

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Huh?
I've been using binance since 2017 and they don't even know my name

You must be American

Bisq
Localbitcoins
find a vendor on bitcointalk

Our buns are getting a bit burnt at the moment. Hopefully we don't char beyond medium-well before figuring out how to handle this kosher sandwich.

Have you taken a look at Uniswap.exchange?

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Not yet, but I'm checking them one at a time. Binance won't let me do shit without 2fa. I don't have a place to buy burner phone and I don't like giving it to anyone.

You can use Nash

As long as you don't need to trade more than 1k per day no KYC needed, just an email to make an account (and it's based on smart contracts, so no way for them to steal your coins

No nano on it all. I got 1 nano when the oldfag was giving them away. It shows up on exodus but not in metamask. How do I actually use this shitcoin? I want to test out how this shit works before I start investing.

Disregard post figured it out.

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That's literally the new Orion exchange you're describing. It launches early July. Their website is orionprotocol.io

tornado.cash/ to mix your eth
Then for trading there's uniswap, loopring, forekdelta, bamboo relay, etc.
Also look up "localmonero, localbitcoin, etc."
The main snags are fiat on-ramps and converting between blockchains (because kyc-less dexs run on ethereum)

>forekdelta
forkdelta*

>go to binance
>deposit the 1 nano you had
>get the 1 nano
>want to withdraw it
>0.1 nano tax
>fuckingniggers.io
>sms code verification
>anti phishing code
>email confirmation
>want to use binance to buy something
>same shit
>before making an acc 30 quid to buy something with visa
>now have to use simplex and drop a minimum of 100 orbs since there is no other option
Taking out a 3rd mortgage is more convenient than using binance.

Gonna use if it's really that good.

You don't need a phone for 2fa

This is what I see on nearly every exchange I've tried to use. Bamboo on the other hand outright refuses to acknowledge my metamask extension. This amount of meme security borders on infantile. All I need is intermediary wallet that will get pluged everywhere.

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You can use a program called Authy instead and the 2FA code will work.
authy.com/download/

You don't need a phone for Google Auth, it's just that it is the most commonly used program for otp.
You can use any other otp program since it's standardized, I believe KeepassXC handles it and it's an excellent open-source password manager.

>password manager
>3rd party programs written by chinks and who knows what else to store your passwords, codes, auth keys and what not
This is shit opsec.

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Code it yourself then, otherwise you'll have to rely on code written by someone else.

using a burner phone for 2fa is retarded anyway.

the idea of a burner phone is that you can toss it anytime and its not a big deal.

Shut up retard, you obviously have no idea what you're talking about. At least do a google search to avoid making a fool of yourself.

>I like all my passwords and bank details on a cloud located in the ass end of the world and I will feel secure knowing they use encryption
Neck yourself normie. Go use nordVPN thinking you're secure.

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Yeak keep making a fool of yourself. As I said you have no idea what you're talking about. You're a clueless Dunning Kruger normie that probably can't write a single line of code (and no, HTML or CSS don't count).
Just so you understand, there is no cloud, it's all storred locally in an encrypted (AES256) file.
It would have taken you 15 seconds to figure this out and you should already kbow this because KeepassXC is the most popular password manager among non-tech illiterate people.

ive spent ~500 on coinbase how fucked am i?

>unironically uses Dunning Kruger
>has a hardon for password managers
>muh encrypted file that's at worst a few hundred kb
>normies use it so it must be good
>there's no way the secretly send it anywhere
>they'd tell me if they did
>I don't check outbound traffic because I trust the devs
You also save your payment details for easy and quick purchases, don't you?

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He's too far gone, just consider him dead and move on
He probably has pictures of himself on social media (using his real name)

He's gonna pretend to be retarded, I just know it.

You probably don't even know what a CPU is to be able to write so many stupid shit.
Why do you assume I don't check outbound traffic? Why do you assume no one does? Again, if you took 15 seconds to search it and 1 minute to try it on your own you'd know there is no outbound traffic, or you wouldn't have to do any of this because KeepassXC is the most popular password manager.
Clueless normies like you are the worst, you probably browse facebook daily through a firefox incognito tab while using a password with 15bits of entropy pretending you're a L33T haxor because you use Ubuntu.

>refuse to use a password manager of any kind
>Clueless normies
>KeepassXC is the most popular password manager and I trust it with all my info
You know what? You pass the test. Send me your private key so I can deposit 1 ETH in it. You've earned it.

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There is nothing to trust retard, you really have no clue what you're talking about, it's fascinating how some normies can feel so smug while having no clue what they're talking about.
Keep being an arrogant idiot instead of actually putting work into what you want to achieve.