/smg/- stock market general

fuck diaperfags edition

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/riot/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
afsp.org/
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Previous thread

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For Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior, who loves you unconditionally. Renounce sin and accept Him into your heart. Through Christ alone can you spend an eternity in Paradise.

stonks

based

Praise be to God

a n i m e

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THE DOWNWARD CRAB HURTS SO BAD BROS

Based and Godpilled

I'm scared lads, what does the future hold? Are we retesting March lows? Is this the bottom of a new bull market?

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Give a complete Robinhood n00b some starting tips

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Based and blessed.
Also buy SNAP puts, it never breaks out.

based Christchad

$DKNG

Amen.

It's the correction for the week, it's a crab up tomorrow.

Get snibbed kiddo

This is almost as good as a trip.
Begone autogynofag.

AMEN

buy TQQQ and never sell only buy more

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HEY BOBO WHATS IN THE PICNIC BASKET

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>on company call in semiconductor industry
>>we are expecting Coronavirus to return in the Fall when we reopen, but we hope it won't

Bullish

BAGGIE.

>can't appreciate 2D racks
fag

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Oh shit, I didn't know Minneapolis and St Paul were so close. Looting picking up in St Paul now

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Fuck Jesus Christ. This fucking thing is going back up.

What's this stack called /smg/?

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

and unless you're incontinent, you shouldn't be wearing a diaper

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>tfw no big tiddie nympho babe absolutely obsessed wiht me

Yep, I think I am bull until late summer, then I'm getting out.

I've managed to lose more money than if I had just stayed short the whole fucking time.;

tfw mortgage paid off and tithing 10% to the church

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the areas just north of that are nice. Highland Park is nice too. I wonder if it will get squashed.

>tfw no succ harem

close it again. you've got a direct line to the bogs. stop hurting bearbros.

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Nice, way to make it user

learn the dark arts of technical analysis

poorfags attempt at diversification

Posting for the 2nd time.

helper here who has called multiple 100% to 700%+ runners the last few months for you
including
Draftking July calls (from 1.80 to currently 16.50)
PHUN from .66 to currently 1.35
GMBL
CGC
etc..

i do hours and hours of research on every call i make, and encourage you to do your own DD before ever buying anything.

next expected moves.
CGC from 21.00 to 40.00 in the next 2 months.
PHUN from 1.35 to 5+ to 10+ over the next year
AMRS longer term, but the sky is the limit and the price is currently low.
DKNG continuing up to 50+

unironically based

It will be a thing for well-off people in the near future (sexbots), so get going

thats why they are called the twin cities

I've never used amazon or netflix and never fucking will subscription services and online stores/shipping to your home address is dangerous and criminal

yeah I'm gonna keep buying index funds but thank you gambler

Is Minneapolis a white city? It's in the white part of the USA

twitter is the answer youre looking for

twitter not going away, only getting bigger and more relevant

bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/a-list-of-the-buildings-damaged-looted-in-minneapolis-riots

joggers, man

I'll gamble exactly $53 on you user.

I like Dividends,

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MARK halted after fat dump lol

its a somalian city

Oh boy, this user gonna get rekt.

He did mention rappers so criminal makes sense.

as far as cities in that part of the country go its not very white

and then unlearn technical analysis

>AMRS
Why?
>CGC
Why?

>CGC from 21.00 to 40.00 in the next 2 months.
Are you expecting them to go straight up or is the report tomorrow going to gift us a temporary high to swing on before the march to 40?

two gang banging joggers kill each other nobody cares, but the second there's an accidental death in the process of apprehending one of these dangerous criminals who's resisting arrest its full blown chimp out.

Is it bullish when joggers loot, pillage and burn major cities?

>all i do is buy the morning dip and then sell the next day at open only to buy the morning dip once again
too easy lads. bobos only have enough strength to dump for about an hour until we start pumping

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>imagine retiring at 60 years ancient and pulling sub $2mil out of your retirement account, instead of retiring at 30, cashing out $7mil, knowing that you still have multiple decades of expanding capital

wtf i started making more money when i stopped coming to this general every day and only checking stocks once a day?????

NO. THE RUSSELL IS RED!!! THE RUSSELL IS RED!!! STOP, ALL INDICES MUST BE GREEN EVERY SINGLE DAY. QUICK CREATE ANOTHER $50 TRILLION, JUST FUCKING BUY THE FUCKING ETF. ALL NUMBERS MUST GO UP, EVEN IF IT KILLS THIS COUNTRY. YOU THINK LAST NIGHT WAS BAD?? JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THE RIOTS THAT ARE COMING DUE TO ALL THE INEQUALITY WE'RE CREATING FROM MAKING NUMBER GO UP!! HAHAHA, NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM. I GET PAID TO MAKE NUMBER GO UP, DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF THERE'S A RACE WAR. DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF PENSIONS INSOLVENT DUE TO SUPPRESSED INTEREST RATES. DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOUR UNEMPLOYED. DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU'RE HOMELESS. ME AND MY BROS ARE OKAY, BUT ONLY IF ALL NUMBERS ARE GREEN SO PUMP THAT RUSSELL UP UNTIL ITS GREEN!!! GO GO GO FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!

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dude weed you can drink lmao

Anyone dump tqqq when I said? Switched to sqqq but I'm not expecting this to dump super bad

Its one of the whiter cities but the all have joggers now

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Very, because the baboons inevitably have to be put down then, which makes the other apes on edge in the rest of the country.

this,
the more sense you try to make of the current market the more it will hurt.

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This is bullish for real estate. Gentrification follows chimp outs.