/smg/ - Stock Market General

Jerome Powell, the hero we need in these troubling times edition

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/machine/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
afsp.org/
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Previous thread

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youtu.be/GI7sBsBHdCk?t=121
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bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/a-list-of-the-buildings-damaged-looted-in-minneapolis-riots
youtu.be/Aa54bSxbbEU
youtube.com/watch?v=TsnEis-U65o&feature=emb_title
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corona puts on VALE :)

I have 2.5K to spare wat buy

first for looters, woooo free stuff :-D

just opened up a roth IRA with Vanguard..comfy..

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first for ramsey

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what anime is this

youtu.be/EQ3G0oS-OWY?t=240

a n i m e, fuckers

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And just like that we dumped off a bunch of weak hands and we are ready to head higher

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Do what I just did.
VOO
VUG
MGK
FDN
QQQ

I'm sure it's been discussed in an earlier thread but what's up with ABIO today?

BIG RED DILDOS

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10/10 OP image

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Y’all think people are rioting because they want shit for free??? Mfs have been jobless for 3 months without rioting stores. Y’all say anything to avoid realizing that they are literally only doing this because those cops are murderers.

na bro wait for the dip again ;)

For those who care

Police scanner: broadcastify.com/webPlayer/13544

Livestreams:
youtu.be/TsnEis-U65o
face.book.com/watch/live/?v=387690938789004&ref=watch_permalink

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jesus where do these super pumps come from

shut up NIGGER

try out the buy at close sell at open strat?

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>Y’all

yes they are

That one user who mentioned accidentally selling his shorts too early is what made me short thank you user where ever you are... now to cover.

Just read it's more covid type shit. Expect a crash once it's revealed to not work or whatever it is they are shilling

REFR ABOUT TO HIT 5

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Bros im here at Target corporate HQ... It sounds like someone or something is prying through the gates...

How did this urban youth find their way to /smg/?

GOD DAMN IT
FUCK YOU DRUUUUUUMMPPPFFFF!!!!

GET IN THE SAFE

Is it because of that guy jogging that they are rioting stores? What if they got so angry they attempted to accumulate wealth? Oh wait...
it's my fault and I need to be brainwashed to stop being critical.

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IM FUCKED IM FUCKEDIM FUCKED IM FUCKEDIM FUCKED IM FUCKEDIM FUCKED IM FUCKEDIM FUCKED IM FUCKEDIM FUCKED IM FUCKEDIM FUCKED IM FUCKEDIM FUCKED IM FUCKEDIM FUCKED IM FUCKEDIM FUCKED IM FUCKED

why are y’all more angry about them rioting a billion dollar company and not about the countless black lives being taken by the police?

black people have been peacefully protesting till now and it’s done nothing. you don’t get a say in how they deal with this.

>Y’all think people are rioting because they want shit for free?
Yes.
The non stop green journey.

This thread is a jogger free zone, please head back to your separate but equal thread

OHHHH NONO NOOOOOOO BULLBROS WHAT HAPPENED

>REFR

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Cops have been beating people to death for decades. Dead Kennedy’s wrote a song about it almost 40 years ago.

yeah I do, fuck rioters but most importantly FUCK NIGGERS

youtu.be/GI7sBsBHdCk?t=121

>why are y’all more angry about them rioting a billion dollar company and not about the countless black lives being taken by the police?
>Baiting so hard he replies to irrelevant posts

Sorry, I'm not buying it. Go do that shit on Zig Forums

>massive gains today
>all destroyed in 10 minutes

They've just destroyed all the infrastructure that employed them all, the wendy's, mcdonalds, all the retail joints they burned down. They're going to be unemployed a lot longer than 3 months now.

why can't any of you niggers post these stocks a little BEFORE they soar off??? what the fuck is this shit board

i said yes, these cops are murderers.

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>countless black lives being taken by the police
They are being counted and the number isn't high enough

>black people have been peacefully protesting till now and it’s done nothing. you don’t get a say in how they deal with this.
What if they stopped protesting and attempted to accumulate wealth? What if black people just bought all of the fucking gold? Check mate, new fag.

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lol

shoo shoo gains goblin!

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wew lad I got fucked hard today and not in a good way

REEEEEEE I really shouldve sold yesterday but I didn't this like the last time I was up 7k and held instead all the way to a measly 2k profit. Now I've lost out on 5k gains by not selling yesterday!

FUCKING ORANGE FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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because, dumbass, NOBODY can predict future movements like this. buy dips and chill.

clueless motherfucker

Ericsson B
about to 5G the entire world.

Yeeeeeesssss my covered calls might go unassigned.

"status is deteriorating, we have people forming a human chain from east to west"

"you have approval to deploy two canisters of smoke"

m.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13544

bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/a-list-of-the-buildings-damaged-looted-in-minneapolis-riots

Why is it so hard to just double my portfolio like 8 times over?

Imagine being the guy from last thread who missed all the gains just got in a few hours ago

>SPY 0.0%
Did someone order CRAB?

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>blaming cops when statistically blacks are far more violent and commit more crime than any demographic
thanks just bought 100 more shares of GEO

Because the company produces something of value

GET FUCKED BULLNIGGERS
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Shoo shoo gains goblin

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Imagine sniffing and eating her ass. Now that's what we call.. candyass.

LULU June 5 credit spreads

Ahh so we're back to this then, Buy at EOD, sell at open. Green day tomorrow.

Oh fuck, investors are about to hit the emergency eject button in HK soon

REEEEE I WAS TOO LAZY TO SET STOP LOSSES AND NOW I PAY BY LOSING OUT ON 5K GAINS!!!!

I CAN SELL ALL OF IT NOW AND STILL WALK AWAY WITH PROFITS BUT IT ALREADY SUNK SO MUCH I DONT WANT TO SELL THE BOTTOM!!!

Kek, I can't believe I just sold all my spxl I bought 2 weeks ago to buy other shit one hour ago, should I buy tomorrow or it will keep going down?

I should have just sold my DIS calls earlier this morning

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i was down 5% at the beginning of the day because im a puts hoarding permabobo but now im at zero percent. i knew we were in for a small correction this week but i did not see this coming, red day tomorrow

That'd be me, I went all in two hours ago after sitting on my thumb for the last two months.

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So FYI: If you are non-Black, and you find yourself in a conversation IRL or on Zig Forums and someone condemns the rioting and/or looting, simply say, "This is all happening bc they won't do the simplest thing--arrest him. Arrest him and there might be peace.

> poofs are violent
> blacks are poor
> therefore blacks are violent

Still falling for race divisions in 2020? Wew.

we're gonna end green, my friends
no digits needed

I was green two hours ago, went for lunch, came back, and now it's red as shit. Fuck you, bobo.

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you're the clueless nigger if you can't predict these movements even just half an hour before every boomer on the face of the earth has got their share of the cake. do I have to do EVERYTHING myself?? I have a life!

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Me too but not disney, other calls. Im now down 5k on unrealized profits. Cant tell if i should sell the rest or if selling now is a bad idea cause of potential of no longer going down after this hard movement.

Are they #targeting #target yet? You know, diverse rioting and whatnot.

>sold my calls this morning
My puts are still bleeding but thanks DRUNPFH

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How is CNN going to spin the truth about how black people are a growing cancer to society?

Give me tonight's CNN headline:

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Love Munger

youtu.be/Aa54bSxbbEU

Gas deployed at the 3rd Target in St. Paul now, police are trying to hold a line and failing, they are begging for more resources on the scanner

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WHEN WILL I LEARN TO PUT A STOP LOSS
-800€ KILL ME

ok try to predict one day +x00% upshots good luck

Fuck off back to your containment board

TRUMP SODOMIZES UNDOCUMENTED AIDS ORPHAN

low income whites are still less violent and commit less crime than high income blacks lmao
keep coping s-o-y

Buy YANG (3x China inverse ETF) in light of the Trump-China news.

>this EOD dump
We'll rebound right??

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>COMMUNITY OUTRAGE CAUSES GROWING UNREST

Wtf is happening

It's easy. They'll just call it "righteous indignation" and tell everyone that their anger is warranted.

Gloss over the destruction and focus on their "righteous anger" or some shit. Easy peasy.

Whats the best chink share to short. Already making tons of gains on BILI.

Yep. See the jump in UVXY and YANG?

-5k here because i was too lazy to put a stop loss on my stocks and options. I either bail out now and hope the dump continues or not. It's gone down enough that there is high potential i may end up selling the bottom.

They tried peacefully taking a knee but you weren’t okay with that. They tried #BlackLivesMatter, but you weren’t okay with that. They tried rioting, but you weren’t okay with that either. Is there anything they CAN do that you’re okay with? We both know your answer to that.

Of course.

get some rest so you can watch minneapolis riots streams tonight, mall of america arc is starting tonight

Go back to pol. No one with a quarter of a brain believes you when you say low income whites commit less crime than high income blacks. You're being manipulated and you're too dumb to see it.

I just bought Micron today so... no

See Since it’s an inverse ETF, buying it normally (instead of using options) is basically shorting China.

>White supremacy burns down the twin cities and loots are the weave stores

CNBC
>Stocks surge as investors weigh the apparent peak of Minnesota riots

Have they tried leveraging capitalism to influence the government into making favorable legislation?

>SP500 futures in the red just before closing
JUST

You might get some recovery but depending on how the much taxes tech will have to pay when they are have to chose between being a free speech platform or not. As both have different benefits and negatives. The uncertainty is affecting the market BUT JEROME IS ETERNAL!

Seriously? BILI is the only one I think worth salvaging.

I’m short GSX @ 31

Oh come on Trump, I wanted us to push 3100 today

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What in the actual fuck is this pattern?

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Y’all think people are rioting because they want shit for free???
I don't really get those who blame the rioters when they say that because we've been getting shit for free since the pandemic started.

>Y’all say anything to avoid realizing that they are literally only doing this because those cops are murderers.
Bearcucks are heartless, they blame the rioters to tank the stock market and make money. Yep, this is how they make money from the misery of other people. Totally heartless.

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should I even be bothering with RSI in this market? I want to get into banks now after the hopeful earnings on Canada's side, but the RSI is still on the overbought side. Today was hardly a pullback for BNS

How much did you "lose" today? I lost 3%

Yep, I'm out.

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news crash

Bull and bear trap at the same time.

>Bearcucks are heartless, they blame the rioters to tank the stock market and make money. Yep, this is how they make money from the misery of other people. Totally heartless.
2/10 bait, you got me to reply.

QQQ up today, although AMD ended lower again. Hopefully the market keeps uptrending

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BIG RED DILDOS

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classic bog manuever

I'm glad I went 10% cash todaay. And I was 15% cash at one point but I thought it was a good time to throw 500 bucks at LVS. I hope tomorrow Trump doesn't fuck this up too much

That's fucking confusing!

They know not what they say. They're too stupid to see the parallel between labor vs capital and black vs white in America. There's a reason America is so racist: black people were the original labor. And poor whites have always been the tools of the capitalist to hunt blacks.

Ouch baby, very ouch

retail is such a bunch of panicky faggots
just leave your shit alone and AH will take care of it

Haha -3.25% and going down

>book store weathers riot

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Who says I am shorting? I went back to cash. You should to.

I BOUGHT CALLS WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS
I BOUGHT PUTS AND WAS GETTING FUCKED, AND NOW YOU DO THIS?

2 percent :(

livestream of target fight

youtube.com/watch?v=TsnEis-U65o&feature=emb_title

The "buy the fucking dip" pattern.

Try doing a bank run and cashing out into cryptocurrency.

I dont want to short China, China is maybe doing the best out of all the world economies right now.

I want to short Chinese companies trading and operating in the US.

TIME TO BUY THE DIP

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Not to a Crab.

Get snibbed.

Can't eat books

Good, fuck the police

you don't have to believe me it is statistically correct.

I bought the red dildos

if friday is red again, i'll buy more red dildos

if the week is red red red i'll buy buy buy

either my calls expire worthless or i make money to buy even more calls

and even if my calls expire worthless, i'll reload my college tuition and gamble again

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literally right when you said that support was broken how DARE you.. jk

Yay, I bought puts at the tippy top.

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

The poster that you replied to is wrong about that being true for all crime. For violent crime, however, it is true.

Yep, see:

You could literally google it because it's data available for all to see at any government agency's website worldwide, retard.

can't read them either

I'm not selling my bag bobo,
You only took almost 1 day gains from me.
you want those bags you need to pay full price.

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