I’m 310lbs

I’m 310lbs.
I have man tits.
I make $42,000 a year.
I have a girl friend with a baby on the way.
I take showers every 2 days.
I only eat fast food.
I have more hair on my body than my head.

I own 14,500 link.

Attached: 4823E0FF-5762-4212-9710-50898E37AA21.jpg (998x598, 61.79K)

>girlfriend
ngmi

Lose some weight.

why dont you switch to eating every other day and showering everyday and see what happens to your life?

What's even the point in holding link?
Cash out and live out your remaining 2 years

or fucking look after yourself, you have a baby on the way for fucks sake. Start cooking at home


FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get some gym equipment and turn those 310 lbs into functional mass my man, and put a ring on your gf, it’s time to be a husband and father

nice stack btw

You need to start fasting you fat piece of shit. Your gunt is so fat your baby has a bigger dick than you.

Attached: 1589618588784.jpg (798x770, 195.18K)

Here you go shitposter user, save your life.

OP, if it makes you feel better I am balding as well at age 27. Unironically the dermaroller and minoxidil has helped some, but all the dudes in my family are bald by 30 so it happens.

you can lose weight pretty quickly with meth

>OP can get a girlfriend and I can't
where did it all go wrong bros

>175
> lost the man tits
> Make ~$190,000/year, hoping to be at 250,000 by next year (had offer at 225k)
> Wife, no baby (yet)
> Fuck daily.
I own 1 BTC.

imagine the smell

>Make ~$190,000/year
Do wat, plox halp?

Software engineer, not FAANG at the moment.

Almost anyone can get a gf if they lower their standards enough

how about you do a water fast for 7 days and then stop eating shit and maybe you will have hair on your head you spastic fuck. what kind of example do you want to set for your child you utter fucking degenerate.

>I own 14,500 link.
at least you're in crypto.
now sell link and spread across low mcap promising stuff. Then, and only then you'll make it.

whats a good work out for a fat man to become a tranny?

buy a gun and kill yourself. Bonus points if you do it atop a building and your fat body lands on someones car. Otherwise you can look forward to a fat kid and fat wife user. GL

The dudes who cope with balding by buying snake oil "hair regrowth" stuff make me laugh, it's as bad as those middle aged women who dress like theyre in their 20s and use botox. It's called getting older, just face it.

cocaine and sucking dicks?>

thats a good work out?

it is for /biz

Thanks

The cocaine is, ecstasy more so. Honestly man you have to break out of your bitch mindset.
>muh whats a good workout biz?

Set yourself the objective of finding out that information and don't stop till you have the answer. Don't fucking ask biz. Use google and go to Zig Forums on Zig Forums (Zig Forums.org/fit) but don't stop until you have the answer that will improve your fucking life. We have it too easy now, we half heart everything even the things that'll bring us fucking happiness and contentment, the things that will give us time with our fucking children. Break the conditioning you've build around you, smash it every second you are awake and build the man you actually want to be, seriously. Think about it. How do you want to be, you have one life user. What do you want to do, who do you want to be? Self actualize, set goals and objectives, serious goals and objectives and by God don't stop until they're fulfilled. If you're going to half arse it don't set the goal. But if you seriously want it quit whining and fight for it and don't stop till it is realized.

Also read think and grow rich by napoleon hill.

Attached: 231.jpg (600x822, 85.61K)

>This is the type of person that buys into Link.

Just buzz it ultra short or shave it all off completely. You'll look better than if you just try to cover it up. Come to peace with your baldness, then OWN IT!

T. Baldbro

what in the fuck are you talking about faggot