/smg/ Stock Market General

Short Alphabet and Twitter Edition.

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/uncertainty/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
afsp.org/
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

Watch the Mayor of Minneapolis cry like a bitch
youtube.com/watch?v=mUZESY0Fo5E

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First for Jesus Christ.

Very nice fren

Sorry for causing these last few red days, I only recently just went back all-in after missing out on the rallies.

Based.

If I listen does that mean I can say the word?
93 get :O

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RIP twitter

>31,82 +0,22 +0,70%

Go home Alister, you're drunk.

KEK

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What stocks to invest to take advantage of this riot?

Guess people forgot about this huh, how convenient!

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I’m going balls deep in Twitter shorts. The tweet is locked

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How is this legal?

Is this real?

Can someone explain to me like I am retarded what the fuck is going here?
Is trump saying he's goin go shoot niggers?

Weird how I agree with him because he usually says stupid shit but when he’s right he’s right.

The sot drinks, and is drunken: the coward drinks not, and shivers: the wise man, brave and free, drinks, and gives glory to the Most High God :3
hehe I'm unironical sober full time (phenibut, kratom, nicotine, caffeine, LSD, and DMT don't count) though

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I agree.

It's hilariously real, my man's wildin' out

Probably saying that people get shot for looting other people’s homes/businesses. There have been about 40 reported shootings tonight and none were from police

LOOL, this feud between Trump and Twitter is hilarious

No fucking way

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Can I get an update on the riots?
Did they actually take over the cop station? Did they get the cop who killed him and was hiding in his house?

How many fucking Targets?

fuck
@ 3:50 he's talking shit on target, saying they buy clothes made by the uyghur slave camps

Anyone seen anything else about why they hate Target so much? Shit maybe should've sold at the close...

Wine store burned down someone died inside, Arby's burned down, Wendy's burned down, the third police precinct has now been burned down, and some various buildings and cars burned.

Did we get any clarification on if the construction project they burned down was a homeless shelter, or was that just condos?

>the third police precinct has now been burned down,
WHAT THE FUCKIES?!
holy shit, maybe I was arrogant thinking this wouldn't effect the market, I never thought this would last three fucking days./

How bad was Covid19 there?!

wtf I didn't hear someone died. I support the riots in principle but that's messed up

>how dare a privately owned website express opinions i disagree with?
i thought republicans were the party of freedom
twitter is privately owned you fucking moron

Maybe the left was right about the right using violent analogies in their political campaigns like "target" and "shoot" being a subliminal signal encouraging gun violence against left politicians

According to an amateur intel analyst I read it was def not a homeless shelter, it was gonna be split between normal low and mid price housing. I've seen people saying it was "luxury condos" and that's not true either.

How's the VIX gonna look today?

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OMG SOMEONE DIED! Stock must go down now!

Earliest DAL will be ~40? Worth buying right now?

Stay away from airlines for now fren

even insignificant earthquakes cause stocks to fall. its all emotion. and algorithms piling in on each other, causing dips to accelerate

Here, you got your (You)
You can fuck off now.

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VIX is back at 31. This is so ridicolous high, not even joking. SPY can be 280 in 3 days and it wouldn't even be crazy.

Because Trump's executive order means twitter gets to now curate whatever Trump says and justifying it by saying they can't be legally responsible if they properly censor it. If Trump doesn't agree, he now has to go to court and fight for why twitter should allow that curated content. Twitter realizes that the executive order is completely unenforceable because the number of lawsuits would literally overwhelm the courts right now, so they get to completely fuck with Trump however they want. Twitter is basically saying "ok, we're going to be publishers then, good luck lawsuiting everything ever posted on the internet."

But the sweet DAL divvies once it recovers. The scrumptious covered calls, why should I stay away?

Sober with conditions.

>Wendy's burned down.
That's a damn shame.

100% like your pic related.

We're 100% not down because of the riots, big players are slugging it out in futures right now
nuuuuuu retail! They can't take much more!

stonks up or down today?
if down i'm selling my shit with some profits, i can't handle this stress ahhhhhh

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>Did they actually take over the cop station?
Yes. In an unprecedented show of, I don't know, cowardice? Poor leadership? The police abandoned the precinct and allowed it to be taken by the mob. The accused police officer remains in his home as far as I am aware.
Bullshit. And the left is equally guilty of that if I grant it as a hypothetical.
VIX is currently 29. Futures are ranging around 3020-3040.

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whatever powers Trump gains over social media, a democrat will one day have. think about that. you might want your le epic based mememan pres to steer Twitter and Facebook, but it won't be fun anymore when President AOC is doing it

Vix has been around 30 for over a month now. Where have you been

This is just some algos playing with retail investors who are emotionally buying selling using current China tensions and chimp outs as an excuse.

Nobody knows where this shit is heading, except market makers. One thing is for sure...VIX still high as fuck and we have rallied 2 weeks now. A bit of profit taking or short hedging wouldn't be bad.

It was just a joke user. I don't think blacks are literally burning down Targets just because it has a target logo on it