Take one for Sergey

Real talk here guys , the only way we are going to break 5 dollars is with a sacrifice.
Some people think partnerships and gay blockchain conventions are what drive prices, but in reality it all boils down to time-stamped sharpies in the pooper here.
Every great pump can be traced back to a brave user sliding a sharpie into his anus and taking a time/id stamped picture of the result. Whales think it is funny and they have an unwritten pact to pump prices on any and all stamped pooper sharpies.

Will you be the one to usher in the next bill run?

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1000 link and I'll do it

lets make this more interesting. trips have to do it. if you read this you have to roll or bobo is going to rape you.

Unfortunately the sacrifice only works on blind faith

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sergay betrayed us all, we were supposed to be all in this together

And now we shall never moon

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Nico Nico Nii
Put in the sharpie
Nico Nico Nii
Do it for me

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I live in a CIA prison. A nigger runs my prison. In prison, the nigger tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about 2000, I masturbated fantasizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like star trek seven of nine! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot tub drain because it kind of sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my dick. From 1998-2003, I fantasized about leading a catholic army like dune, of mexicans or brazilians? that was dumb because they're niggers. In 2003, I played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. she reached for my crotch. In high school, in the library, Carlos and I said juicy or toxic as a way of evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about the age five, my brother, Keith, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each others dicks. Dr. Tsakalis has an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytex had a oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I touched dics to each other's assholes.

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The moment you sell is the moment it takes off. Market niggers been trying for your linkies ever since it broke 1 dollar.