So as a total n00b is now the actual time to buy some basic stonks?
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May 29, 2020 - 19:02
You may only post ITT if you had SPY calls going into the press conference.
May 29, 2020 - 19:03
AHAHAHAHAH THE BOBOS ACTUALLY THOUGHT
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May 29, 2020 - 19:03
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FFFUUUCCK
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May 29, 2020 - 19:03
BYE BYE WHO
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May 29, 2020 - 19:03
*slurrrrrp*
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May 29, 2020 - 19:03
>when you sell before corona and rebuy in march
it was all luck but it changed my life
May 29, 2020 - 19:03
here's me JUST TODAY now that i got away from dogshit tankers post your TNK gains you bagholding asshole i'm trying to HELP YOU
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May 29, 2020 - 19:03
BAAAAAASED
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May 29, 2020 - 19:03
MARKET SURGES BECAUSE FUCK YOU
May 29, 2020 - 19:04
ALL STOCKS MOONING APART FROM TWTR
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May 29, 2020 - 19:04
>first for paying off your mortgage and making love to your wife in the missionary position for procreation purposes only
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May 29, 2020 - 19:04
J-just a couple of weak cubs getting flushed. N-no big deal.
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May 29, 2020 - 19:04
/smg/ is a kike infested shithole. These faggots are all trying to feed you dis info while they and their (((buddies))) do the exact opposite of what they post here
May 29, 2020 - 19:04
YEAH BUT IS IT GOING TO DUMP BEFORE CLOSE AND OVER THE WEEKEND?!
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May 29, 2020 - 19:04
>i finally bought the exact dip
It’s a once in a lifetime feeling guys, heh. I can finally die now.
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May 29, 2020 - 19:04
BOBO GETTING RAPED BY BIG BULL COCK
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May 29, 2020 - 19:04
Sold my $303s expiring today for a loss earlier this morning. Sucks.
May 29, 2020 - 19:04
TGTX user ARE YOU OKAY???
CalPERS put out a recommendation regarding shareholders votes and it looks like there’s some negative health outcomes in the data today.
May 29, 2020 - 19:04
I HAVE TOO MUCH CASH
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May 29, 2020 - 19:05
You could've bought two months ago when we were at the bottom.
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May 29, 2020 - 19:05
holy shit i didn't even notice that why didn't i buy more...
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May 29, 2020 - 19:05
Trump being a cheeto retard on everything but being put on this planet to make me bank stock gainz and fucking China again and again its almost worth it to be honest
May 29, 2020 - 19:05
Twitter is mooning too though. No mention from Trump = no reason to doubt it.
May 29, 2020 - 19:05
Sounds pretty comfy, desu.
May 29, 2020 - 19:05
no, probably not. not even trying to fud.
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May 29, 2020 - 19:06
that was kinda awesome lol
May 29, 2020 - 19:06
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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May 29, 2020 - 19:07
ONE
EVERYTHING ALRIGHT WITH ME
TWO
EVERYTHING ALRIGHT WE ME
3 I WONT NEED ANYMORE
KNEE
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADSS
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May 29, 2020 - 19:07
REEEEEEE
FTSE plummeted 2+% before close.
May 29, 2020 - 19:07
so bull market from now on?
May 29, 2020 - 19:07
LET TGE BOBOS HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BOBOS HIT THE FLOOR
May 29, 2020 - 19:08
>Domestic riots >Market floundering >25% Unemployment >Hold presser >Blame WHO >Blame China >Take no responsibility personally >Achievement unlocked: 'Epic Misdirection'
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May 29, 2020 - 19:08
Activate turbo mode.
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May 29, 2020 - 19:08
>terrible news bullish >bad news not as bad is super super bullish
May 29, 2020 - 19:08
If China retaliates, markets will crash. Otherwise, pretty meh.
May 29, 2020 - 19:08
You all done playing little guy? I'll take that now.
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May 29, 2020 - 19:08
DOW 30k end of summer, 40k by election
May 29, 2020 - 19:08
I'm usually not very impressed with Trump but that was a mostly good presentation
May 29, 2020 - 19:09
>massive recovery >one hour left >dump
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May 29, 2020 - 19:09
I bought the dip and it was based, trump always bails me out
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May 29, 2020 - 19:09
WHY THIS IS BULLISH I DON'T GET IT
May 29, 2020 - 19:09
lmao newfag exposed bigly
May 29, 2020 - 19:09
It's gonna be Bear for the weekend market mostly, then Bull for the next week
May 29, 2020 - 19:09
>tried to be a bear today >lost hard
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May 29, 2020 - 19:09
wtf is this weekend going to look like...
May 29, 2020 - 19:09
market was bracing for bad news, but instead got no news, so we go up
May 29, 2020 - 19:09
trump pumping the market like a playboy bunny needing money
May 29, 2020 - 19:09