The madlad did it!

The madlad did it!

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>NOOOO HE WAS SUPPOSED TO FAIL
>I WANTED TO MAKE MORE FUN OF HIM FOR NOT RISKING THE LAUNCH IN DODGY WEATHER NOOOO
>NOOOO YOU CANT JUST MAKE USE OF GOVERNMENT HANDOUTS FOR YOUR COMPANIES THATS THEFT
>WELFARE QUEEN!

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>astronauts go to orbit for the first time in a decade?

what kind of clickbait bullshit is this supposed to be?

astronauts have been traveling to and from the ISS constantly non stop since it was built

Supplies have, not astronauts

>From US soil
Reading comprehension, brainlet

Not launching from the us they haven't. We defunded all our cool stuff

They are just accelerating their plans to escape the coming hordes of angry niggers

learn to read retard. houston hasn't done shit in a decade

like i said, clickbait

>FIRST SPACE LAUNCH WITH ASTRONAUTS IN 9 YEARS!!!
Literally who cares?

>Sstronauts launch toward orbit from US soil for the first time in a decade
>Clickbait

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jog on elon

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Space is fake.

you seem to have forgotten, the entire Earth belongs to the United States. So it doesn't matter what part of the planet we were launching things from, it was still being launched form the United States.

The reason EWT will pump to 300 USD per token.

lmao

>the madlad did it
not the thousand scientists?

This fuxking made me mad. I wanted to see it land

I really enjoyed how the everyone who made this happen was made up of 99% white males, but the Jewtube panel they had commentating was a female spic a sheboon and a jogger.

Fucking disgusting.

>Have space launch
>Make big show of it, show it on every classroom television.
>even make a teacher one of the astronauts for maximum memetic impact
>blow the fucking thing up live on TV, traumatizing an entire generation on the dangers of space travel
>siphon NASAs budget to the deep state, no one puts up a fuss because of deep seated trauma

tldr-- fuck kikes

Come on user, don't you know that SpaceX is run by an African-American?

Spacex and similar companies need to be nationalized. They're trying to create corporate fascism and a tax haven for billionares in space.

>be Christopher Columbus
>scared to go to the edge of the earth
>Europe never develops new trading routes
>Europe never discovers America
>Europe stagnates and reverts back to feral nigger status
>Europe is conquered by chinks
>history looks like a bunch of insects pozzing the planet

You got to break an egg and get the fuck your mom's basement faggot

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He actually did it... he sent them to a movie set.

Now that private human spaceflight is becoming a reality, what are some stonks to buy for long term investment? Yeah I know...long term on Zig Forums kek.

black people working at nasa are not niggers

The biggest two are Blue Origin and SpaceX: AMZN & TSLA.

For us poorfags, you have:
SPCE
MAXR

The ROI will be like investing in the automobile. It's not really even worth arguing. Space will be the next big thing, it's when this will happen that is the question. I acknowledge the probability that everything could go wrong and I'll never even see a return. But eventually they will literally and metaphorically moon. These are long term holds, but as long as you're patient I'm pretty sure you'll be happy. These are one of those obvious investment decisions where in 10, 20, 30 years people will be saying "why the hell didn't I invest in that?".

Obviously these will be huge, the question is when.

unironically TSLA unless Elon ever takes SpaceX public. That and SPCE

>Who cares that the US recently setup a space force and as of today is capable of, and actively is, sending people to space again

Is there a shitter in there?