/smg/ - Stock Market General

they tried to end the 3000 party but failed
House of Leaves edition

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what happens to the market tomorrow?

PSA

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>Pure hopium
It's pure bear hopium and delusion on your part. Pic related. Keep buying shiny rocks and SPY puts and keep losing money.

More crabbing.

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Everything is fine.

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>“Is office space going the way of retail in five years? That’s what investors are really trying to understand,” said James Farrar, CEO of real estate investment trust City Office REIT, which owns 66 office buildings in several major cities including Dallas, Denver and Seattle.

GIVE ME SOME OFFICE REITS TO SHORT!!

Line moves from left to right, with fluctuations up and down.

>House of Leaves edition
cast it

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so I have $1k that I was gonna spend on a lens but I'd rather gamble on the stock market. Can someone suggest a put for tomorrow?

It'll just be another normal day. This antifa shit has nothing to do with stock (almost nothing to do with anything).

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> i would rather lose money than buy a lens

nikon or mirrorless faggot for sure

Forward EPS is an estimate and if you actually pay attention to your own graph it bottomed between 5/11/20 and 5/18/20 (should be 20/5/11 and 20/5/18 for sane people).

>cast it
you mean, for a movie?
no, it should never be made into a movie
anything but that
fuck movies

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Buy SPY puts and then go to wsb and post your loses. They like that kind of stuff there.

do you already have the G macro?

i will ask this again

what are the SHORTS for the riots ?

does anybody have a brain here

stock market is 100% going to go down a few percentage points on monday but it will probably go back to normal im just saying FOR MONDAY.

which stock specifically do I buy a put for, for monday?

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I'm short BRX

The riots and looting still going strong across America. How many more days will this last?
At some point people will have to go to a supermarket to buy food, right?....

EWH, it's an ETF that tracks the Hang Seng, the Hong Kong stock market which is the the third largest in the world behind New York and London.
trump announced the end of Hong Kong's special status, which means tariffs eventually.
don't need to all in but that's a play to throw some at.
like july dated EWH 19p

The future where US consumers declare bankruptcy en masse

You missed your chance on Friday. Maybe a short term Target short, but I don't really think so.

They can loot a supermarket to get food.

some of the governors/mayors are being more open to calling in the guards are really cracking down on it
I think supermarkets are still fine, they are still open in the suburbs, no problem

i have a target short pending

i payed almost 200$ for this garbage which is barely correlated with the riots in any way

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Short state pension funds.

DKNG PUTS PUTS PUTS

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Hope you niggys shorted WMT

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How do I purchase prison, fire arms, tobacco, etc stocks all in one single ETF?

if you unironically think chart patterns work, don't talk to me.

insurance companies

All this rioting? FREE MONEY from DADDY GUBBERMENT! +5% TOMORROW! BUY GUN STOCKS! Ruger! Smith and Wesson! Olin! VSTO!

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Flat to green.

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>thinking you can bet against the chad fad

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You know, I laughed at anons saying shit about Mad Max time some weeks back, doesnt seem so funny today.
Trump pulls some bullshit and lots of dindus or even innocent protestors die, and its on.

Wew lads, what a time to be alive,

what happened to DKNG? some bad news or something?

Liberal girls are the easiest bang ever. I was swimming in pussy today because I showed up to a riot with a black lives matter sign. Little do they know I don't actually give a shit.

Would they even cover riots?

friendly reminder that Dupont de Nemours (DD) is a chemical manufacturer that deals in both kevlar and tear gas

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Walmarts in black areas are probably already underperforming.

>betting against a ridiculous fad
This is why I haven't bought SHOP puts even though that shit should tank. You never know when the tulip bubble will burst.

since getting into stock trading i have no idea why i'd ever want to "open a small shop". it's like stock trading with extra steps that do nothing but increase your risk and decrease your liquidity, with a huge upfront cost, i don't get this meme.

No, buy guns. They will be reporting HUGE SALES very soon. Buy as much as you can Monday.

oh i will be

Panasonic, actually

nope. Havent tried Sony

Didn't they also report record gun sales at the start of all of this, around Feb/March?

Yeah, I'm sure all of the experts are wrong and retail investors are right.

>In an interview with the Financial Times, Manolo Falco, Citigroup's co-head of investment banking said that financial markets were "way ahead of reality" with tougher times to come, and is warning corporate clients that they should raise as much money as they could before the pandemic’s true cost is factored in by investors.
>zerohedge.com/markets/citi-warns-markets-are-way-ahead-reality-urges-clients-raise-much-money-they-can-next-crash

Both the last Dines Letter and Investtech publication said to prepare for a bullshit rally and trouble beyond it. Every source you can find that isn't a straight up establishment mouthpiece is still bearish.

the problem is that if everyone thinks like this it isn't very good for the economy

any long term short on a department store is worth it, especially target
had a cousin that used to work for them and their entire "innovation" department in higher up got laid off 4 years ago
they just live on the fading margins now

If you're a good store owner, you will make WAAAAAAY more money than trading. All the big guys used to be the same thing. Thats how you become the Walmart family.

Riot insurance is typical
bizjournals.com/twincities/news/2020/05/29/minneapolis-st-paul-business-protests-insurance.html

>Most businesses and commercial properties carry policies that cover riots, fires and civil unrest, according to experts. But there could be wrinkles because of the recent stay-at-home order, and owners should start documenting their losses now.

good thing everyone doesn't think like this and most people are financially illiterate. that's what makes it so great.

Yes, but that was just prepers. Normies are going to start panic buying guns and ammo now.

1) It's P/E is obscene.

2) It's Juul 2.0, a company that is only doing well because it outpaced slow ass regulators finding a loophole with new tech. Like Uber and Juul, they will come for it with axes to grind, but more like Juul, its an excise taxable vice stock rather than a public service like Uber.

3) Daddy gubbament is going to need money soon to pay for all dem programs and all them gibs. And gambling is an easy target.

4) They are taking money out of the pockets of already struggling casinos which provide massive revenue to many, many congressional districts.