What's your first purchase when you make it?

Lose my virginity to an add like this.

Attached: 1591054030711.jpg (768x1024, 126.87K)

(Ass)
fuck auto correct

Haven't you heard. I can just go to any establishment and walk out with anything I want. It's the new economy.

Kek

When will they loot amazon fulfillment centers.

unironically a horse

Attached: 1526507763886.png (657x600, 84.04K)

two chicks at the same time.

Coke and hookers. Then in my drug fueled haze I'll decide what colour of lambo i'd like and what kind of yacht.

Attached: 1562539971965.jpg (500x490, 27.73K)

Well same actually

The only value at that thing is getting other people to pay attention to you. Get a vehicle that can take you into the wilderness.

Attached: Screen Shot 2020-06-02 at 11.09.21 am.png (1498x964, 1.84M)

>ayo hol up we finna lay hands on dat mustang nam sayin’ white boi

Attached: 39EEAE38-1D19-4591-B22B-764B42E68111.jpg (1242x1100, 232.98K)

farm house just outside my old hometown. I would sit on my stack and join my hometown's town hall council or whatever and help out how I can. maybe start a scholarship

depreciating asset aside, you're more likely to get robbed or harassed with a flashy car, but still worth it.

Attached: 4t0cydd8mx821.jpg (960x960, 269.96K)

Those aren't even that expensive. You could take out a bank loan and do that now, probably.

Banks are getting pretty tight on car loans. It’s getting harder and harder to secure a car loan if you don’t have a connection, especially for luxury, exotic, or classic cars.

Good luck being some nobody and getting a bank to give you a loan on that old ass car. They likely won’t see the value and won’t go for it unless you’re putting down some serious collateral or down payment.

Nothing maybe I'll commission a degenerate anime car wrap from a big artist.

I just want a sweet bike nigga

Attached: Specialized-Enduro-Comp-01-eaaec41.jpg (620x413, 77.89K)

390ktm adventure. Small buy that will keep me entertained for a bit. The rest gets re-invested into etfs, stays in crypto etc. until I see some cheaper houses.

a pretty house with a pool.

This is one of those rare vehicles that doesn't depreciate though. It will likely increase in value.

A hot meal

A 4 unit apartment building to rent out

You could probably do that for like $50 desu

A shop. Lasik. If I had the funds left, pay off half the house and refinance into a 15 yr. With fuck you money, I'd all of the above and pay the house off, put a few 100k into dividend stocks or rentals. Buy a CNC mill. Work on my cars.

> first purchase

Reading comprehension fail

Nothing because I won't make it.
If I did, I would start a farm and live like the muck farmer that I've wanted to be, but for some reason land is expensive despite farmers always bitching about their subsidized lifestyle.

probably some other kind of crypto. i'm a filthy degenerate

>Mustang Mach 1
>depreciating
You know nothing about cars, do you?

A bag of skittles

I'll shift my portfolio back to 75% bitcoin to play it safe