Just start a business bro

>I watch bits and pieces on YouTube about muh online business but most of the content out there is cardboard

So much this! 99% of "how to start your own business" is pure garbage making money out of referral links and views.

Lift some weights, learn time management, and set some goals. That's literally all it takes to eventually make it.
If you're an unmotivated bitch that's 100% your fault.

>ok you got me on [...]
I bet you also have poor sleep habits.

Yep. Hey guys, for real I’m gonna lose my nofap streak if I don’t find something highly stimulating and rewarding to do stat that isn’t bad for me. Want to just say fuck it and try come up with a small business? Make a discord or something and talk then build a prototype using github and a free web host. If we come up with something good make a kickstarter and just fucking do it? Would be cool to collaborate on something Instead of shitpost, more motivated when collaborating

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pic rel and will post the 2nd page, leaving out my references page

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BRAH WTF.

user, I will make you a kick fucking ass CV for $25. We’re talking Harvard graduate CV, the CV most people don’t have the confidence or initiative to pull out and slam on their interviewers desk. t. Went to a sales force hiring department and talk on hiring protocols. Send your email if you’re interested or make a burner email with proton mail. Used to sell them in college (literally last september) and will tell you how to print them professionally

From south africa

I have a car, and moving out may be an option if I was making at least R10 000 and had someone to share the rent with but its something i really want to do

South africa, [email protected]

thanks bro for the words. i used to be into self help stuff a few years back but eventually left it when a mentor i really admired made fun of me in a room full of adults and they all laughed at me, also i began to ask myself "is telling people to be better the only business theses gurus have?" and i got tired of reading the same "just have a positive mindset" stuff, the message is the same wherever you go though i discovered Nietzsche and JBP and liked the idea of seeing suffering as a good thing so ascend to a higher existance (ala jesus christ) but i got too caught up in that loop and now I just suffer (internally)

> content out there is cardboard by people who haven’t made it through business but make money selling their garbage like drop shipping

I hate this meme, my aunts and family keep pushing me to "open and online business"

>I bet you also have poor sleep habits.
I sleep at around 1 am and wake around 10 or 11am so yes i just always see stories about successful people having like 6 hrs of sleep and dominating their life and dont understand how it works

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i've only ever applied online for jobs, i thought this CV format was ok see for pg 1

It’s okay, but it’s not kick ass. Bro it’s super competitive to get a job at McDonald’s let alone work with a liveable wage. I know a guy who works at sales force that’s how I was able to sit in for a presentation for who to hire and why etc and you’d be dead in the water without a half glance. Can seriously help you out if you want, thinking about doing this professionally since I have the knowledge and skills. What kind of job are you currently shooting for and where do you want to be in 5 years time? you have a bachelors degree in commerce right?

Del did it

Your resume is trash. Sorry for being harsh but it is, I wouldn’t even call you for a phone screening

The problem is you are listing out your role and responsibilities in your CV.

I know what supervisor does, I also know that someone in sales sells

What I Don’t know is the impact that you had in each role. All your dot points should be achievements, not responsibilities

The single sentence under each job describing it is ok but could be better, no more than two sentences

Then lost out what you achieved e.g highest achieving sales rep for FY19 generating $600k In gross sales which was 300% target by opening up a new online sales channel

They don’t have to be amazing achievements, but something that demonstrates the value you can bring to the business you want a job at

what do you think of this? ive honestly hopped around a ton but wanted to condense my resume as much as i could so i dont look like a flight risk. its gotten me one interview after i spent a day or two shotgunning it out.

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>you have a bachelors degree in commerce right?
Im still studying to get it

>What kind of job are you currently shooting for and where do you want to be in 5 years time?
well that's a hard one to answer. Im in a band and we have an album on the way and we were in the works to open for KISS when they were supposed to play here in July but thanks to a certain microscopic life form, that wont be happening and the entertainment industry is somewhat dead so we had plans to move to LA because the music scene there is better.

On the other hand, personally, I would like to finish my degree and start or have finished my pilots license within the next 5 years. Ive been 5 years out of school now and feel like my potential in the job market has gone. In terms of a job, something in a finance related role even if its a junior or intern because its in line with my degree

Actually bar has never been higher because of the information overload

Get rid of the objective, it’s a massive cringe and will be a blocker for you getting an interview

Instead write a blurb about yourself, motivations and how you achieve results. Go onto LinkedIn and look at people in senior roles and see how they write this bit, it’s at the top of their profile

Oh damn i never thought of it like that, anything else I can do to change it? What about education? I dropped out of my one uni and went to another, I thought having both would make me look smart or should I take one out

That’s moree like it, and will do for an extremely short and sweet taste of what you’re about. But it still pales in comparison to what sales force gets. I saw the cvs of actual employees too, they had something similar to that BUT they also had more fancy like I said above Harvard grade resumes. Interested in talking over email?

okay cool, i wanted to have one section that i could easily swap out depending on the position applied for. thanks

sounds good man, ill take all the help i can get if it means getting out of amazon

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i work overnights and im about to head to bed but will check once i wake up

>Im still studying to get it

Congratulations I’m sure you’ll do good

>well that's a hard one to answer. Im in a band and we have an album on the way and we were in the works to open for KISS when they were supposed to play here in July but thanks to a certain microscopic life form, that wont be happening and the entertainment industry is somewhat dead so we had plans to move to LA because the music scene there is better.

>On the other hand, personally, I would like to finish my degree and start or have finished my pilots license within the next 5 years. Ive been 5 years out of school now and feel like my potential in the job market has gone. In terms of a job, something in a finance related role even if its a junior or intern because its in line with my degree

Okay here’s the thing. Do you honestly think your band can make it or is it the case that it’s your dream but I mean meh? Make sure you’re not blinded by the dream world that you sleep walk in reality off a cliff. What kind of pilots licence private or commercial? That’s dope and definitely should be on your resume. Achievements “Loop the loop in a blah blah number number aircraft at blah blah altitude”

You get what I mean?

Your professional BIO is ok and on the right track, could be tightened a little. Take inspiration from LinkedIn and what people write in the “about” section on their profile

Education is important, keep it in there

Additionally I’m going to guess you’re just applying online or emailing your resume through?

You need to hunt these days, that means picking up the phone after you’ve prepared a couple of smart questions about the role to clarify the job ad. You then call and ask the person who posted the job ad these questions and whilst asking those questions giving them a subtle sell on how great your skills/experience align for the role

Guarantees that person will look at your resume rather than skipping it or skimming over it and increases your chances of getting an interview

Don’t worry about it I’ll send you out an email and we’ll talk when you’re off work.

That’s absolutely crucial, I do the same thing.

The bit on my resume at the top like an “about section” (no need to title this section on your resume) I tailor for each job application so that it speaks to the job advertisement.