IMAGINE IF YOU COULD GET IN ON THE 'TASER' WHEN IT WAS FIRST INTRODUCED. YOU'D BE A TRILLIONNAIRE NOW.
WELL GUESS WHAT? THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO GET IN ON THE NEXT GREATEST INVENTION. IT'S NONVIOLENT WHICH NORMIE PROTESTORS WILL LOVE AND EXTREMELY PRACTICAL WHICH NORMIE CONSERVATIVES WILL LOVE
THE DEVICE IS OWNED BY WRAP TECHNOLOGIES INCORPORATE. $WRTC ALREADY MOONED 50% IN THE LAST FEW DAYS DUE TO THE RIOTS AND WILL CONTINUE TO MOON %5000 OVER THE NEXT WEEK
MASS RIOTS IN THE WAKE OF VIOLENT POLICE OFFICERS WILL MEAN THIS WILL 100% GET ADOPTED BY EVERY SINGLE POLICE FORCE IN THE WORLD
THE CEO WILL BE ON FOX NEWS TONIGHT TO TALK ABOUT HIS INGENIUS DEVICE. HIS INTERVIEW WILL BE SEEN BY THE PRESIDENT AND HE WILL MAKE SURE EVERY COP IN THE COUNTRY HAS ONE OF THESE
EVERY BOOMER WATCHING FOX TONIGHT WILL WANT TO INVEST WHEN THE INTERVIEW AIRS. THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO GET IN BEFORE THEY DO
>OP is a faggot FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER. WHO YOU CALL FAGGOT ONLINE BANSHOD SUNJAD TCHUTIAA1 FUCKING GUY DRIVER SEATBELT OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE FUCKER MONKEY BOY
Henry Ortiz
I'll give away my invention idea. It probably wouldn't be approved by the Geneva Convention, but whatever.
It would be a small pocket size device that works like a zip tie. It would have a loop of thin wire/hard plastic that you throw over an attacker/looters/ex-wife's head. It has a little motor that tightens up and locks around the perpetrators neck incapacitating them.
Now you might say that sounds horrible and would be a terrifying way to die, or why not just use a ziptie, and I really don't have an answer for you... Thanks for reading.
Yeah but it wasn’t shilled on Fox News to boomers.
I’m intrigued. Tell me more OP. Also that’s a fucking taser in your pic you better have sauce for this miracle of crowd control. Why aren’t the cops throwing giant nets over protestors? Is this the next big thing? Giant fucking nets shot from Hand held pressure Cannons?
Robert Smith
And just like that the dream dies.
Adrian Clark
Your mother is a whore and your dad thinks you're a mistake
What happens if you bola wrap a jogger around the neck? Asking for a friend
Landon Hall
That's the next next big thing. You see user, just invest in [redacted]
Nicholas Lopez
I like this new era of investing, ez to hop on trends like this and sell the hype. Feel like I missed this one though, the train looks to have left the station.
Easton Nelson
here’s the stock after it pumps 78% in a week, make sure to buy this!
Michael Sanders
sneed
Xavier Rivera
INVEST BROS I SWEAR I AM NOT DIRTY PUMP FUD KEK
Jaxon Gomez
yeah this won't be used for nefarious reasons at all by a overreaching government and militarized police.
Nolan Rodriguez
Is there a place that has a breakdown of all this and how it works?
Mason Ward
This. The shilling only happens after.
>pls pump my bags more
Logan Adams
i FUCKING MADE THIS THREAD WHEN IT WAS AT 8.11 NOW ITS AT 9.27
Angel Jones
Its at 9.45 now. For once Biz wasent a cuck
Ryder Thomas
I just looked up some YouTube vids on calls and puts.
Thanks OP, made $225 with zero research or effort.
JUST SO YOU KNOW I HAVE BEEN TRADING STOCKS FOR LESS THAN ONE WEEK NOW. I WOULD SAY GET RID OF HALF YOUR HOLDINGS IF IT DOESNT HIT 12 BY OPENING TOMORROW. THE INTERVIEW TONIGHT WILL MAKE OR BREAK THIS NO PROB BOSS
Kevin Wilson
>buy my hugely overbought stock guys
Levi Morales
WILL MEADE SAYS PRICE TARGET $15
HODL UNTIL THURSDAY AT OPEN
Wyatt Ross
>JUST SO YOU KNOW I HAVE BEEN TRADING STOCKS FOR LESS THAN ONE WEEK NOW yeah so you're a total noob
Brody Kelly
>$WRTC ALREADY MOONED 50% IN THE LAST FEW DAYS Wow thanks OP, gonna go buy a bunch right now so I can sell it when it dumps.
Anthony Morris
>yeah so you're a total noob HOW MANY NOOBS YOU KNOW MAKE $4000 IN 2 DAYS?
