"You're doing fantastic at your actual job, but we don't like your attitude. Please fix it." - Edition
> I never realized how unfair and anti-meritocratic capitalism was until I started living it
Office Wagie General
Jose Reed
Easton Reed
The one hope we have to escape this nightmare. Wish me luck, boys. I'll bail this board out if I make it.
250 million cash. Bought a few extra tickets this time.
Carter Brooks
good luck user
Landon Martinez
What specifically was wrong with your attitude?
Jayden Kelly
Got this same speech. Fags get butthurt because I don’t take shit from people.
Dylan Gonzalez
If you make it, post Amazon Gift Cards in this thread plz.
>Satire, Satire. I'm not begging, Jannies
Zachary Flores
You're better off buying a suicide stack than boomer tickets if you can afford it. The chances of Bitcoin mooning again are much higher than winning the lottery.
Time and time again, I found that I'm always rewarded in the work place by completely not giving a shit about anything. Give bullshit answers to bullshit questions, spend as much time in the break room as everyone else, always do just above the bare minimum, etc. Your coworkers will love you.
Also, both of you gentlemen have some fine repeating digits.
Julian King
>Have Masters in Accounting
>Get first job ever (literally ever) through girl who's an accounting manager at some small company who was in my grad program.
>Within 6 months I'm moved from payroll to actual accounting clerk
>CFO is an asshole 80yr old Boston Boomer who constantly belittles me and makes me feel stupid. No training whatsoever.
>My naive prolonged adolescent self is incredibly green, and shaking like a wet noodle under this guy's abuse.
>Senior Accountant lady takes me under her wing and starts showing me the ropes. We hit it off and build a good working relationship.
>I learned my job, have excelled at collecting over $1 million dollars in Accounts Receivable, done great at invoicing, booking journal entries, reconciling the inter-company accounts between our various entities etc.
>CFO and Manager HATE the Senior Accountant lady. They HATE that she knows what she's doing, and that I get along with her.
>During my performance review accounting manager girl tells me; "We all love you, legit the entire company, all the departments and the owners themselves. We're all on your side. You're doing great at your job, nobody in that chair has done it as well as you. You're getting a raise and we want you to be on track for promotion...Buttttt....we've noticed some personality changes and attitude changes.
>Basically, I talk to much to the Senior and ask her for help too much. I'm not a pushover anymore, I stand up for myself now and hold my ground.
Jaxon Gonzalez
have this same problem
i'm way nicer to people than they are to me but there's a massive male/female double-standard
Brayden Peterson
To top it off, I requested vacation right before this happened. The next day she comes up to my desk.
>A-user, I found this Monster Energy in the break room! I-I know you're the Monster Energy guy haha! Here ya go!
>S-So can we split your vacation, and you just take a few days of it? Cuz we don't have a backup to do invoicing, we're not sure how to use your new streamlined process...heheh