How do I turn $5000 into $15,000 by next week?

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>How do I turn $5000 into $15

This is more like it

Be lucky.

Bitconnect

Kneepads. Or blow

You just need to 3x your money

oxt unironically

buy buidl

Penny stock options.
I have no idea which one(s)

suck 200 dicks

How?

$50/blowjob is too cheap. I would be selling myself short desu

Put it all on black.

Fund a group of looters

real answer: buy weed in bulk on darknet, sell in smaller amounts on darknet.
(shhhh)

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real answer: buy coke on darknet, use confidence and energy to break into multiple homes

dude really? someone who needed this would thank me. it would work, where nothing else would, no matter how many cartoons you post. if you don't need it and posted this so you could buy toys, then cease posting.

by buying some weekly options

RSR probably the best bet right now, or all in on a 3rd of the board in roulette if your life depends on it and you're happy with a 1 in 3 chance

STA

You send me 5000$ for my patented ALGORITHMIC BASED BOTS. That use the power of BLOCKCHAIN DEFI.
Which if you can get other people to purchase my ADVANCED TRADING METHODS, you can get rewards from the amount that they make.
Just imagine, you get 10 people to use your referral code you COULD MAKE YOUR MONEY BACK. AND THEN SOME.
MULTIPLE LAYERS MAN

MULTIPLE LAYERS TECHNOLOGIES.

TO THE THE FUCKING MOOOOOON

Yo this guys right, but what you do is buy Xanax and resell it on snapchat and telegram doing dead drops or shipping. The market for normies who can't figure out tor but know how to use coinbase is so fucking large, you can make so much money basically drop shipping drugs.

take your meds

Buy XRP, $100 EoD bro, the dead sea scrolls predicted it.

Snapchat, Telegram.

Kek and time in the pen with a gaping hole when you come out.

Don't be jealous.

Lel

CPE

or

JUS WRIT A 1 IN FRONT OF YO MONEYZ

Gamble it away on Bayern Munich matches

Unironically STA.
Exchange Listing in works.
If we break consolidation at .02 we are shooting to .05-.1

By following him up the half pipe

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