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fuck anime

STOP USING ROBINHOOD

Spy and Zoom puts. Get rich or die trying!

FINANCIALLY ROOONED NOOOOOOOO

Sup bros the spy calls i made yesterday seemed to go well, but i kinda feel a EOD dump coming so im debating cashing out and buying back in at lower price

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PUMP IT

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ITT:simps

Who bought APPS
Just did 45% on this one in less than a week

UAL up 9%....

I told you fucks to buy

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This cocksucking DFEN is up 11% but the bid/ask is so fuckhuge I cant sell for a profit

What do I do

First for sunshine and gains for all of us!!!

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WHERE MY UVXY CHADS AT, OIL ISNT GONNA BE ABLE TO SUSTAIN THIS HIGH

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These contracts are so dumb. Please cash out and enjoy the gains you made off pure stupidity

Hey does closing a call position then buying puts on the same stock count as a day trade?

GO GOLD GO
THIS TIME THE BOUNCE WILL NEVER END

Tiny gains.

when do we sell fellow UAL chad?

It might just be a poorly structured fund that doesn't mirror the index as well as it should.

does warren buffet retire this year?

A couple of ticks off the high of the day feels like a down move now. Please Mr. Bull sir, haven't you had enough?

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Hand over those calls whiteboi and nobody'll get hurt

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I capitulated today. Prepare to dump tomorrow.

this shit is doubling by end of week

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There are always someone of somebody who doesn't believe in ham despite the ham is placed in front of them. I hope none of us anons here got left behind, and rode this great V-shaped recovery. History will remember us as brave men despite most of the people are bearish, most especially the seasoned veteran boomers were bearish, we fucking made it.

Gold bulls will lose a lot of money though.

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You'll have your time to gloat bobo, but not yet. Not yet.

WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO DAVE IN BUSTERS

Is now the time to buy oil? It's still low and I don't want to miss out.

i dont like market hours. i like futures when i imagine how im going to make fat stacks of money the next day.

>carefully-selected collection of blue chip stocks are up
>but not beating the S&P 500

why do I even bother
just buy SPY I guess

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Gold will be over $2300
SPY will be over 400
July or August

never. We are going 3x.

long RCL
next stop: the moon

I AM LOOTING THE MARKET AND TAKING WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE

DFEN is up 12.5% and the BID/ASK are 10 miles apart so I cant even sell for any profit at all

Never ever ever ever playing DFEN again

small cap tends to beat large cap

poor trashy people

based boomers

if gold breaks 1700 again today that's good enough for me

reply to this post to spit on ching ching china bobo

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Are we gonna make it? I’m way in on GLDM and TVIX right now. There’s no way the economy is gonna endorse this market with such high unemployment. I’m expecting foreclosures on apartment properties from overexposure and bad lending practices coupled with a lack of rent payment.

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Quality numbers. Well done to you lad. Two weeks ago i said was going in hard on airlines. The amount of you're crazies i received was quite substantial. The validation feels real nice. Almost as nice as all this green fluffing up my account.

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HODL ONTO YOUR SEA CATS

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What the fuck are you talking about retard. The spread is like $0.01. Let me guess, you use R*ddithood.

i feel so sympathy for him
S

Oil for who?

cope

My goal for air canada is 37. I think airlines are halfway to fair price.

Good luck

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What the literal fuck is going on with the DAX?
Is there some new german supremacy incoming that I dont know of??

I got 50 K in stonks.
Market goes up 1%, I make $500 in gains. Market goes up 1% pretty much every day now. And I'm still shoveling money into it every week.
Guys, I think I'm gonna make it.

RDSB bros finally

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holy FUCK fucking DAX JESUS CHRIST

Maybe getting rid of worthless italians is bullish?

Cars are still on the road, fren.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRen
swiss stonks are not doing that good thou

I sold my all of my UAL yesterday. Needless to say, I want to fucking shoot myself.

>Gold will be over $2300
Gold will fall back to $1500 in July or August.

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just a reminder that Q2 earnings are gonna shit the bed so make sure to get out b4 earnings but as for now enjoy the pump

bro people are rioting in the street u think losers wobt go to dave and busters in a month? look at 1year chart

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How am I coping? When no one has savings and everyone hates their landlord I could see this shit turning into another dust bowl scenario. I barely saw traffic this morning during rush hour. Total faggot normies are protesting outside my grocery store on a monday during work hours. No one is fucking working. How will they pay for their overbloated renter’s properties?

What other broker has cheaper margin?

god i hope robinhood fixes this frozen options contracts. i'm going to get out as soon as it gets fixed and move entirely to TDA. fucking shit broker platform now i know why it gets shit on so much

WHAT I PUT THEM GOV BUX?? INTO BIX NOOD IT PAYDAY IN THIESE BICH

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We're gonna make it brother!

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Told y'all to buy boeing last week.

Why the hell are people protesting outside a grocery store?

Return the looted merchandise, tyrone.

he should just kill himself at this point, literally funding riots to try to get cheapies how embarrassing

Webull the spread for options was literally 1.00 to 8.00 all morning

I had to watch that video and holy fuck this chink is so retarded. The fact that he sits on youtube talking about investing to people is ridiculous, not to mention that he said: "If only I waited before selling I would have made way more money", literally rule number one is to never look back on how much you could have made if you held. Fuck I hate this guy so much, people here on /smg/ might aswell start their own youtube account and talk shit for 10.01 minutes per video.. the valid information would basically be the same

UPDATE ROBINHOODFAGS: OPTIONS CONTRACT SERVERS ARE BACK ONLINE GET OUT OF YOUR POSITIONS AND TRANSITION TO TDA

cops need food

guess you don't drive to work, but tragic is almost back to how it was before.

additional stimulus package in the talks, the whole market has been running on hopium since months already, I don't even know why I'm still short

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kek

Milk is racist

>"Excuse me gentleman, perhaps you'd be more comfortable at a different casino"

For real tho I'm not even looking at my account and how much I lost on puts.

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>8 separate payments on the same day

Why?

If I had known about this stock, this was the kind of thing I was looking for this week after i sold some airlines.

Probably to late now, fuck!

Should I keep holding ET? I'm in the green currently but I'm not sure where it'll go.

Will any be left standing? Dave and Busters in only in large cities?

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TO BUY AND HOLD CANT BELIVE HOW EASY THIS IS BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLL! SVRGE!!

Am I missing another moon day? Fucking shopify isn't moving. Dear god, fuck you.

why anyone would use that when every broker is now free commissions is beyond me

Nigger that takes 2 days I don't have time for that

I got in Air Canada too @15, my goal is higher however. They raised 1.6 billion cash for the pandemic, but I think flights are going to take off again in large numbers sooner than later. NOBODY here is even talking about it anymore, just people are wearing masks now when inside places. I think the general public is running with the idea that masks = safety, and that masks on airplanes will also = safety, thus, it's ok to fly. But anyway, because of that extra 1.6b, that gives them a large amount of cash flow that they WON'T end up using on the losses from the pandemic. For this reason, when airlines actually start to REALLY recover, I think AC will reach it's ATH very quickly. I'm looking at a price of 45 by the end of the year.

what's this pattern called ?

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long CAKE long PLAY long PK

y pattern

traffic fugg

If you want to hold NCLH is a great pickup at $18.

>Fuck I hate this guy so much, people here on /smg/ might aswell start their own youtube account and talk shit for 10.01 minutes per video.. the valid information would basically be the same

Good idea.

No balls market.

>nasdaq almost ath
Yeah, ok

AFTER A LITERAL MONTH OF SYSTEMATIC OPPRESSION BY THE B*ARS THE BULLCHADS ARE FINALLY RISING UP

BLM bull shit. They get out there around midday and leave around 5:30-7:00 pm

I live in a majority white suburb outside Dallas, TX. I think they just want to virtue signal, but I don’t understand how they have time to protest when they should be working.

Tell my why my portfolio is good or why it sux.

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based dvmbbvll u-v poster

Are there any bears left here?

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Buy DIS

Flaccid cock with old man balls

>that AAL 12 call I sold now makes me look like a retard
I'm never betting on the line not going up ever again.

im going to do something retarded...im going to short tesla

Fuck your right, I thought they printed shares, but if they just fund raised cash. I’ll reset my goal to my original of 42, good call.

that is fucking annoying and embarrassing

I did 2 months ago

so the study claiming hydroxychloroquine is bad was completely fabricated. LOL

theguardian.com/world/2020/jun/03/covid-19-surgisphere-who-world-health-organization-hydroxychloroquine

it hella gay cuh no gamblin in that bich it lame as hell too cuz the FED hisself pump 90% of it

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