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>Educational Sites
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>Free Charts
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>Screeners
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>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
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msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
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>List of hedge fund holdings
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>Merchandise for better investment
rearz.ca (best)
us.abuniverse.com
tykables.com
bambinodiapers.com

>Links for bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
afsp.org/
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc
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>Previous Thread:

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Fuck the rioters.

and fuck white people

19496785
You

and FUCK niggers

>he didn't buy SPG when the looting started

yeah we wuz long vol and shiet

Fuck everyone?

wut

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fuck joggers and bikes

Why did every biotech stock shit the brick all of a sudden.

No, takes too much emphasis off of nigger hate

Wheeling dividend stocks is a retard proof way of beating the market.

That’s what they do

extreme pajeet pump

damn brehs i thought soxl would only get up to 165

alright, so. if you've got 100 shares of a stock, you can write a call option, right
so if somebody buys that from you, and the stock hits that price, they buy your stock at that price and that's it, right?

Almost back to my BA breakeven price of $177.93. Heh.

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Fuck Jannies for banning people for stupid shit because they don't support niggers rioting. They can get AIDS and die a slow painful death to a dindu. Also posting for GNUS gains!

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got a 75 dollar dividend and spent it on LTM, fuck it I enjoy a wild card once in a while

Everything is too expensive

DCA baby.

Tomorrow is Thursday. Garbage day for many Americans. Do you know who’s hauling that garbage? WM, that’s who. You know who’s going to be cleaning up the urban detritus from all the angry minorities? WM, that’s who.

Reminder that dividends get taxed at a joke rate, and you don't have FICA picking your pocket, so none of those tax $$ go to the professional welfare class

How are my fellow WKHS shareholders feeling today?

USPS decision date has been kicked down the road to July 14th, for the record.

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WHY IS INO DOOMPING

>imagine not investing in CAC or DAX
dow is disappointing.

LMT is a kino stock bruv, they get tasty gibs and contracts.

Buy PFSI

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>Why is my chink scam company dumping

I dunno

This

based

it'll be more expensive in a month

Why don't bears just get a real job to make consistent long term gains?

who else is going all in short-dated puts when dealer gamma goes negative?

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THEY CANT STOP THE BUYING

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Buy SNSS so SNSS user doesn't kill himself.

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I mostly missed the bottom, but a lot of it is still low compared to January.

>SAVE just keep pumping
GAINS. SAVED.

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The price plus the premium. So if you sold 1 contract with a strike of $10 and a premium of $1, you’d get $1100 upon assignment.

fuck im being tempted to buy WM calls again

Fuck the algos pushing TSN down

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dealer gamma?

*cough* *cough*

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WE ARE THE SSL BROS

>HODL

Feels like I should be taking profits rn, but I want to hold these for dividends in the future. Conflicted.

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Pretty good. I've been slowly accumulating since last year. I'm ultra long like you probably are. In fact me and you are probably the ones who post about it on here. I wrote the old town rode parody but lost it installing W10.

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Sure user. It's the algos.

/shrug

I don’t think about taxes because you are always going to pay them at some point. Never a good reason not to do something.

Not currently a shareholder but I've made hella cake on that stock in the past, you think it's worth some calls for the USPS thing?

that SOUNDS like a guaranteed way to make money on a stock in every case other than a catastrophic dump

THIS JUST IN***

YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK HAS ERUPTED THE SUPER VOLCANO HAS TRIGGERED A MASS EXTINCTION EVENT IN OTHER NEWS,
W A R
AN ASTEROID HAS WIPED OUT BUENOS AIRES. THE NATIONAL SPACE FLEET HAS DECLARED WAR ON KLENDATHU.
LAST HUMANS COVID19 FREE ON MADAGASCAR HAVE OFFICIALLY CLOSED ALL ENTRY TO THE ISLAND
TODAY PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP HAS ANNOUNCED THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA HAS COLLAPSED AND CHINA IS INBOUND FOR A FULL SCALE INVASION, NO RESISTANCE IS EXPECTED...WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?

EARLIER TODAY STOCKS SOARED WITH THE NEWS THAT NOT ONLY IS THE USA ENDING BUT WE'RE NOT ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE. THE DJIA SKYROCKETED TO 40,000 POINTS WHEN JESUS CHRIST RETURNED AND THE ANTI CHRIST REVEALED HIMSELF.

Sold my DOW last week and i'm regretting it right now

its nothing but motherfucking green around here

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I bought some CLF and SSL options. Am I gonna make it?

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SSL bro reporting in

Fuck your little faggot ass bullrun

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Too late to get into GNUS?

Caps lock is cruise control for cool.

Take your meds.

GNUS

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i bought SOXS instead of SOXL
how do you guys deal with this feeling of absolute dread and bagholding
it hurts..

All you had to do was to be an effective bear buy puts on PnD's and biomeme stocks.

wow $50 in puts check out this high roller over here

Thanks user I will hold for both of us

I just bought GNUS @7, how fucked am I? June 15th is when they stream the Kartoon Channel

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It's only subject to capital gains unless it's a REIT, right? And then unless you're raking in at least 40k a year from divvies, you don't even get taxed.

based SSLchad you're good

>mfw no more money to put in MRO
>mfw oil to 40 a barrel soon

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I just got in, I'm nervous af

Those retards can't even spell catroon right. 0 in 5 years.

Too late to get in now yeh?

that's the hard part about being a bear. you have the time the market twice. once on the way down, and then on the way up. easier to be a bull and hold your nose and buy whenever you have $$

Götterdämmerung, very bullish
Short into the ekpyrosis dip, buy cheapies after kataclysmos
Eternal recurrence is the ultimate long position

What's going on with MRO anyways, it's been crabbing for a while trying to break out of $6

>bagholding daily leveraged etf
cut your losses

when is OPEC going to announce their cuts so oil prices can moon already

I should have bought more MRO at 5.4

Ok i got 600 what call should i get

I knew I should have sold my fucking INO stock last week

> JESUS CHRIST RETURNED AND THE ANTI CHRIST REVEALED HIMSELF.

Strong bullish signal. What else are you going to use your money for?

If you make $0 ordinary income. I love watching Zig Forums interpret tax code.

JPM
AMTD
CSCO

this is truly a J shaped recovery. china debt bubble shadow banking collapse is imminent. america will return to 1950s style growth

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Looking for source that Buffet sold in march, can anyone point me to it?

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