/smg/ - Stock Market General

I refuse to invest in airplanes. I already live in the United States, I can go to any state or country that is actually worthwhile to visit by car alone. Any place that requires I take a plane to is definitely a shithole (see: any country that isn't the United States).

What if I sexted girls from tinder all day while exclusively looking at charts?

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You don’t really mean that, do you?
You think that the loonietoon is a safe haven currency?

(Blacks only) helicopter money will save us!

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whats the best app for keeping track of your stonks?

jesus christ LOL

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Getting cucked by MS teams lol

French news, but bullish for JNJ/PFE?

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Sold yesterday bwuahahaha

>no scooters
TSLA 600$ EOY?

>I bought gnus at $11.30

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Why would you ever do such a thing?

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bought 1 share just now @ 31.85 bwuahahaha

Remember kids don't invest what you can't afford to lose!

my bank keeps trying to get me to open a managed account with them (instead of self directed). Do any of you do this? is it a good idea?

Spent 3.5 seconds on OP pic, for FREE. give me a break.

>because it was supposed to go to $15 EOD.

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I saved it.

I'd rather lose 30% of my money every day than gain 0.01% of my money every year

investopedia.com/articles/trading/05/020305.asp

>then how will I ever make it...

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get a credit union

>NY to SF
>6hr, $263 by plane
>43hr, ~$220 by car
Yeah, fuck airplanes

Desperete times call for desperete measures.

I'm gonna be fucking evicted if I don't double my money in a month or two. FUCKING FUCKING FUCK

After the riots and anarchy, what type of companies will benefit? Which ones to avoid? Or is all of it bullish?

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have you tried looting?

Your post implies New York and San Francisco are worth visiting.

dont' waste your time on non-virgin tinder whores. get yourself a modest virgin 16yo like i did

That was a lovely short squeeze on AAL today. +41% close. I had no AAL but i do have large position in JETS and got a taste of it through that. Now i'm curious just how deep the shorties were on AAL. More to come tomorrow or profit take from the longies? We shall see what we shall see.

Good lord that's a lot of smug. I'm saving for future smug posting.

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Tradingview app is pretty good now. It was shit for a while but better now.

Salty retard. I bought UAL at 27 dollars a share and BA at 137. I was late to the party and I'm still making fucking bank. Try being less stupid next time.

Anybody wanna shill me some nice stocks to purchase tomorrow?

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Guns. People are realizing the police can't save them. Also elections.

Checked and well timed order sir

Also bought some calls for VXX today already up

Airlines or oil dummy, unless it crashes as soon as I buy some tomorrow morning.

puts on AAL

you can't lose (in the long run) if you git gud :^)

imagine being this guy LMAOOOOOOOOO

Why did Zoom pump and slack dump?

Waiting for my 20 dollar limit buy
It's totally going down that far no doubt

boom just scored another share at 31.50, i'm going to be rich as fuck

HUC (DEC 2020 oil futures rolling to DEC 2021 this month) and HFU (2x Canadian financials) if you're a based TSX chad.

with this

Reminder that most ETRACS survived the virus hoax and >smart money is piling back into them

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Elmo NO!

just wait until saturday, i heard a million joggers are going to rush the white house. taking bets now on how many of them get mowed down by the secret service.

I got three dollars left in my robinhood. What should I buy

usac down for the first time in as long as I can remember

half of jc penny

I like older girls and POS stocks. Challenge is the fun part user. Anyone can manipulate a depressed HS/college freshman or ride the ZOOM/DKNG train.

that's not true... says who?
Did my main man at UBS, Art Cashin tell you that?

Because Slack has too much overhead

Cheeky LATAM stock

Brutal.

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The TSN dip was fake all along

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>We’re you thinking about your stocks?
my stocks took a shit today, options made money though. still up ~$10k since may. those are fake money. i need to get back to work and produce something of value

>Shadow Council signals that they're selling stocks, signals that the market is going to crash and we're heading towards a depression
>Reddidumbs immediately fall for the insincere panic-driven slop fed to them
>Robinhood zoomers call the bluff out of pure stupidity and nihilism, begin scooping up cheapies
>frustrated Shadow Council throws in another round of race riots after meme virus failed to produce a depression
>US market weathers the storm, seemingly prepared to come out even stronger than before

holy fuckin' based

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NOOOOOO
My calls...

Dump eet

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Based, 15-19 is the prime

Fuck the unemployed. The stocks I sold puts on are all red.

Oh, also Barchart app. That one is better than tradingview if you just want watchlist and newsfeed. It's easier to edit.

I'm down over 600 points today.
Should I hold out and risk losing more hoping for green line or just cut my losses?

How?

>Maui is a shithole

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Who the fuck is selling DOCU?

in addition the only countries he can drive to are canada and mexico. Yikes if he thinks either of them isnt a shit hole

I wish I could get assigned on my puts, then I could get in at a reasonable price instead of constantly worrying about buying the top